"Hi. I'm Sonic and speed's my name." Sonic started.

"Hello? Anybody there?"

Sonic glared around him, and was annoyed that no-one was there. Guess he'd have to go through Green Hill Zone once again; past the giant loop, jumping on the springs to get to the rings on the upper platform and running into the big 'ol sign at the end to say something cheesy and unnecessary at the player, who would be waiting to make YouTube poops out of it.

He pulled on his shoes and got ready at the sign. The countdown started.

"Five…Four…Three… …" The screen read.

But as this was happening, Toon Link was placing a whole lot of Bombchu and Banana Peel on the ground and loading a catapult that hit Sonic with Deku Nuts and have a Smash Ball (Fake, obviously made from a Poke Ball that he had borrowed from Pokemon Trainer containing an angered Ho-Oh) there for a coy.

"Two…one…GO!" The screen finished. Sonic leapt across the screen, running as the familiar 'Dun dun dun dun daa daa dun dun dun daa'. Oh yes. Green Hill Zone music! He ran in the Nex Gen style, and jumped not in a ball style. He ran through the course, slipping up on a Bombchu, and jumped up, avoiding everything that Toon Link had added for a laugh (And yet more YouTube Poops) Before hitting the smash ball, sending out the angered Ho-Oh, who just went home. No Sacred Fire, No nothing apart from HM02 Fly. Sonic ran past the sign that read 'GOAL' before stopping for the ranking screen.

'Sonic.

Time: 60 Seconds

Rings: 76

Ranking: A'

"DAMMIT! Toon Link screamed; then realised that he was silent and covered his mouth with his hands and jerked his head back like Link in Ocarina. He'd been playing to many Genesis Sonic games, when sonic ran past the goal sign and said something that would become the top download of the week. Now he 'Got Ranked'

Sonic looked around to find Toon Link screaming.

"Hey! Who are you" Sonic yelled. "You've made giant holes in my Zone!"

Toon Link looked around. He knew that he had the Master Sword and a smash ball and Sonic didn't have anything; but still he was sooo scared. He backed away slowly and ran off as Sonic called "NO YOUNG LINK FROM OCARINAING!"

Toon Link came back, shot daggers at Sonic and ran off.

(Now this is where I rip off Sonic Unleashed)

"Oh, no you don't!" Sonic yelled running off behind him as all the Bombchu exploded. He chased after Toon Link, and before he could steal- I mean borrow a horse from King Bulbin; Sonic arrived. Toon Link looked around. He'd heard that Sonic was fast, but not that fast. Toon Link broke through Bulbin's shield of invincibilitiness and nabbed his horse. As he pulled its reigns he stuck his tongue out put the 'L' sign to his head and screamed.

"I wonder why this kid is impersonating Luigi badly" Sonic wondered, but before he could consider the possibilities (Endless of course) Toon Link was off. Sonic lowered his non-existent eyebrows and pulled out the seven Chaos Emeralds from wherever he pulls them out of and used them to become SUPER SAIYEN SONIC!- 'Ahem' I mean Super Sonic. He shot off after Toon Link, all the way from Bridge of Eldin to Temple.

As he shot through the rock beneath it, Roy and Link chased after him, with Link screaming "It's a shooting Star!" And after they arrived in the place during the cutscene in Brawl in the second research facility when Zero Suit Samus and Pikachu own the other noob Sami (How'd ya all like me contraction of Samuses). Toon Link smiled and closed the doors with his mind. Roy and Link looked inside through the glass doors as this was happening. Toon Link drew his sword and brandished it in front of Sonic.

"You want me to have it? Thanks! I need something like that for 'Sonic and the Black Knight' Thanks!" Sonic said happily, snatching- I mean pulling the two meter long sword from Toon Link's had that clearly read 'Excalibur Clone' He wielded it and K.O'd Toon Link in one shot, just before Toon Link thought about moving or running away. He flew out of the research facility and all the way to somewhere.

"Thanks for the sword!" Sonic yelled as the kid soared through the atmosphere, catching fire.

Roy finally broke the glass that covered the dome with a minute charged Flare Blade. He and Link ran to Sonic who drew the sword to block them from approaching.

"That was cool, wasn't it? I don't think I'm being self-centred but I think that was cool wasn't it? Wasn't it just that cool?" Sonic praised.

"Yeah. That was that cool. But I ask. Why are you still gold? Because I think it's because the writer was too busy writing this he forgot about changing you back." Roy answered.

"Forgot about that. Sorry." Super Sonic morphed back to normal Sonic.

"Can we join you Shooting Star?" Link pleaded, getting to his knees with a twinkle in his eyes.

"Well you cant; but the dude with the cool hair can." Sonic started. "Only joking. You can join the great 'Sonic the hedgehog' – But call me Sonic- not Shooting Star." Sonic agreed.

So then the two teams merged to become 'Team Sonic, Roy and Link'