Hello, I am back! In History today, we were learning about the Civil War! GO CONFEDERATES!! Sorry, I usually pity the poor losers of wars... Except Germany.

Well, that reminded me to write today, so I am!

I just noticed! Twilight quotes from a Muse song! In the song, it says, "You will be the death of me!" and in the book, Edward tells Bella, "Bella, you'll be the death of me"! WOOHOO!!! GO MUSE!!! (they be awesome on a cutie sandwich! listen to Supermassive Black Hole! Wow.)

Yes, this story, Out Of Nowhere, was inspired by the TV show Coming Of Age episode 2. The one where Chloe thinks Matt's gay and it was all a misunderstanding.

Well done! I got my 5 reviews I asked for! Sure, one was annonomous, but that doesn't matter...

Disclaimer: Last I checked, I didn't own Twilight. Do you really think I'd own it 10 minutes later? The characters were all created by the lovely Stephenie Meyer.

Chapter 2 - Embarrassment and Plots

Bella POV

Well, the rest of the school day passed us quickly, with Edward remaining confused as to why the guys all turned red and went all quiet when he went near them. Rosalie and Alice, however, were whispering all through class about all the makovers and shopping trips they could take Edward on now that he was so called "gay". I was merely slightly embarrassed when Edward leant across the desk in Biology and questioned me about everyone's behaviour patterns.

"Psst! Bella!" he whisper yelled. "Any ideas as to why everyone is either ignoring me, blushing insanely or whispering amongst themselves when I'm around?"

I turned the slightest shade of pink and answered, "Erm, I might have something to do with that... You see... I saw you and Darren kissing today, Edward."

He seemed relieved, and just the slightest bit shocked, "Oh, that! Don't worry, Bells, that was just an experiment."

"No, don't try to make excuses, Edward," I tried to reason. Why was he being so stubborn?

"Excuses? What for?" he seemed genuinely confused.

"Don't worry, Edward. I know that you're a..." Okay, I had to just take a deep breath and say it, "...a homosexual man."

"Gay?! You think I'm gay?! He came on to ME, Bella!" For some reason, he was attempting to get out of it. It wasn't working. I wasn't convinced.

"Oh, and I just imagined you moaning Darren's name?" I muttered coolly.

Now it was his turn to turn pink, "Erm..."

"It's okay, Edward, you're gay. YOU'RE GAY!!" I yelled the last part, standing up, throwing my arms out and completely forgetting we were in the middle of a Biology classroom.

"Umm... Oops?" I was now officially embarrassed and it didn't help that now the whole class was staring at us, mouths hanging open. Even the teacher was shocked, frozen with a piece of chalk in his hand.

Edward bashed his head against the table and said, "I. Am. Not. Gay."

But I wasn't convinced. Before I could take the matter further, though, the teacher cleared his throat and continued on with his lecture on the nucleus. The only difference? Male students were shifting uncomfortably in their seats and all the females were glaring daggers at me. Why? I have no idea. It wasn't my fault my friend decided to express his sexuality in a... different manner than usual.

Edward POV

Oh. My. God.

That moment was definitely a 10.5 on a scale of 1-10 of embarrassment. Not only did I discover why all my friends were being so awkward, but I gained a reputation of being a fag. Oh, and I blew my chance with the girl of my dreams... And to think I was the smart one...

Not only the above mentioned reasons, but I was going to get asked out to the winter dance by GUYS!!!

The bell rang and I fervently packed my books into my canvas bag with all the crazy little doodles in permanent marker on it. All the boys around me were also packing quickly, but they were trying to get away from the "newly out of the closet gay" instead of the only other gay guy in our entire year group, Garry. Garry was famous for his "Garry With Two Rs" in a seriously camp tone and he could cross his legs in a way that would be painful for most males who, I realised, was swinging his hips straight at me.

I gulped subconciously and Bella chose that moment to escape, after muttering, "You're gay. That's cool. It means we can sit in the mall and point out cute guys."

"Hey," said Garry, "I noticed your little friend's outburst back there. Look, I know and you know there is only one way to find out if you're gay or not."

I simply blinked. He lost me at the "Look".

He sighed and began again.

"Okay, I was fifteen when I found out I was gay. It was during a game of Truth or Dare. First, I got dared to kiss Ollie, my best friend, and I liked it a whole lot more than kissing my girlfriend, Chloe. You get my gist?"

Oh, now I thought I got it, but I still wasn't sure exactly what he wanted me to do here. Then I understood. I had to get everyone to play Truth or Dare and I had to kiss a girl. The thing is, everyone thought I was gay, so I wouldn't get any dares to kiss a girl... Then the metaphorical light bulb went on over my head, and realization must have dawned on my face because an evil grin formed on Garry's face. Let Plan R-U-gay commence!

(Now, I was going to leave it there, but I noticed I was under my 1000 minimum)

Bella POV

I practically ran into my Jazzie's arms after school. He accepted my embrace and we stayed like that for a minute or two before Jasper pulled his head back. I did the same and we looked into each other's eyes before he leant forwards and placed a gentle kiss on my mouth. I sighed in contentment and pulled him, if possible, even closer.

We were rudely interrupted by a cough and a snicker behind us, closely followed by an "Ouch," which I guess was Emmett after being hit by Rose. The cough was, however, Edward, who was standing surprisingly close to, would you believe it, Garry Wilkinson. Wow. This was an interesting turn of events.

Alice began jumping up and down so fast, she was practically vibrating in her five inch heels.

"OH!!!" she exclaimed, "Let's play Truth or Dare! To celebrate!"

All I can say is I am now terrified of what Alice might do to me...

Well, that's another chapter done! I'll start writing this one when I get inspiration! Oh, and I'm going to start two stories fairly soon.

They will be Truth Or Dare and IM With Bella and the Cullens.

My mum told me about Garry, who worked in the office with her, and I thought he was amusing, so I put him in here.

Shall we say... 5 more reviews? I'm not pushing it, because I know not many people read JasperxBella...

Well, a big thank you to the reviewers...

MoreThenLikelyCrazy,
IHeartMrEdwardCullen,
twilighter1994,
jade34567,
& how could I forget...
Katherine, my good friend from school.

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