Yes, I do realise Edward would never fall for Angela, but this is MY story and I'll do whatever the hell I want with it!

I was only adding a bit of drama... I know what I'm doing. I, however, am not telling what is going to happen until it happens, Full Stop.

Well, I decided not to wait for eight reviews 'cause I was just so pissed off at two annonomous reviewers. I also realise Jasper and Bella could never truly be together (*sniff*), but again, this is MY story. Oh well...

Disclaimer: If you think I own Twilight and MySims, there is something seriously wrong with you.

Chapter 4 - Explanations and Revelations

Last time... (Carlisle POV)

"JESUS BLOODY CHRIST!" I yelled. "WHEN THE DEVIL DID THIS HAPPEN?!?"

Angela leaped off Edward and blushed. Edward smiled sheepishly from the floor, his hair messed up even more than usual, "Oh, hey Dad. Well, all this happened today, as a matter of fact."

"But WHAT happened?" I persisted.

"Maybe you ought to sit down, Dr. Cullen. It's a long story," said that Garry boy. I had a few questions for him concerning his intentions with my baby girl, but I sat down anyway.

"Okay, I'm sitting. Explain."

"Well..."

Bella POV

"Okay, this was seriously weird. First, Edward wasn't gay, then he was, now he isn't. Along the way, I asked Jasper out, he said yes. Also, Garry and Alice kissed during our game of Truth or Dare, and they are now going out," That was my concise explanation. Carlisle didn't seem to get it, so I sighed and looked to my friends for help.

Edward began, "I could never get up the courage to ask out a girl before, so I thought I might be gay. I experimented with kissing Darren, but Bella saw me." (A/N: Ooh, he lied.)

I interjected, "Naturally, I assumed he was gay. I mean, you see your guy best friend pressed up against a tree with another guy, what else are you supposed to think? Well, I went to the cafeteria and asked Jazzy here out," I gave Jasper's hand a squeeze, "I then said Edward was gay."

"Yeah, and Emmett and Alice spat their milk out all over me. Thanks for that, Bells," Edward glared.

Jasper evidently felt the need to say something, "Emmett and I were too embarrassed to even look at him for the rest of the school day!"

"My turn, now!" I proclaimed, "In Biology, Edward was asking me what was going on and I, ahem, accidently shouted he was gay in front of the entire class..." I could feel my face turn beetroot.

Garry cut in, "I can take things from here. As you probably all know, I used to be the only gay in the village, but then when Bella stood up, I was curious. I somehow was concerned with the way he felt so sure of himself, so I wanted things to be made clear. You walked in on my plan to check Edward's sexuality. And, yes, I am dating your daughter now, but I assure you, sir, my intentions are strictly honorable."

Carlisle nodded, "Well, that sounds plausible, at least. Well, okay, you kids have fun!" his eyes narrowed, "But you're only allowed in my baby girl's room when the door is at least six inches open."

"Yes, sir," pledged Garry, afraid of what the thirty-five year old doctor might do to him.

Carlisle left the room, leaving behind a silence, before everyone let out a breath in unison. That went well...

Edward POV

After Dad left us all at peace, Angela sat down next to me, tracing patterns up and down my forearms. She looked up at me, love shining in her eyes and I quickly looked away.

Oh, great. Now I was in even more of a mess. I was oddly reminded of A Midsummer Night's Dream...

Helena (Angela), liked Demetrius (Me), who liked Hermia (Bella), but Hermia and Lysander (Jasper) were in love.

What a kerfuffle.

However, unlike Demetrius, I WOULD MOST CERTAINLY NOT allow something so tedious as a love potion deter my love.

But I couldn't be so cruel as to kill a puppy, could I? Meaning Angela's hope, of course. No, I would be gentle. I would simply say I didn't like her in that sense. I mean, she's a great friend and all, but I wouldn't date her.

I decided to do it now, "Erm... Angela?"

"Yes, Edward?" she smiled, never looking more like a lost puppy.

"Erm... You're a great friend and all, but I wouldn't date you. No offence. You successfully stole my first female kiss and made me certain I'm not gay though. Think of that instead of the fact I don't like you in the way you seem to be looking at me... Sorry, I wouldn't date you."

Her smile only faltered for a fraction of a second, then she met my eyes and stated, "No, it's okay, I understand. You just want to be my friend"

Phew, I was glad. Now I could concentrate on Bella.

"Now, if you'd all excuse me, but I wish to get another star on MySims." With that leaving comment, I exited the living room and raced up the stairs to my bedroom, where I removed a fresh notepad and immediately began writing a song to impress Bella, even if she didn't like me back.

Downstairs...

Emmett POV

I thought Edward finished MySims... Damn him and his stupid speedy lei making skills...

Well, that was actually a not very constructive chapter. Basically all it was was Explanations and Revelations...

Did anyone catch my Little Britain references? If you did, review and tell me what they were! Then you gets cookie and mention!

Okay, since I've disabled Annonomous reviews now, I'll put the quota down to five. Please review and please don't kill me with your flames...

I've decided it is now loosely based on A Midsummer Night's Dream, by Will Shakespeare. Lawlzorz, I played Helena in English!

Another reason to review: You get a say in what happens next chapter!

Okay, Bella will be staying the night at Alice and Edward's, alongside Garry, Jasper, Emmett and Rosalie.

Should I include:

1) Makeover and Fashion Show
2) Games and Contests
3) A Movie Night
4) A Karaoke Night

Your choice!