Beads.
Sasuke notes Naruto leaning against a wall and walks over to him. "Oh, hey Sasuke."
"Hi, Naruto. Erm, I kinda have a present for you." The boy's face lights up. "Really? Wow! Is it ramen?"
"Erm...no."
"Well...is it ramen flavoured?" Sasuke blushes "It...could be."
"So can I have it?" Sasuke reaches into his pocket and pulls out a box, giving it to Naruto. He opens it quickly to reveal some huge beads. "Wow, Sasuke, this necklace is awesome!"
He looks up but Sasuke had disapeared. "Doumo...?"
"Hey, Sakura. Look what Sasuke got me!" Naruto points to the large beads around his neck. "Erm, Sasuke got you that?" Sakura frowns. "Yeah, I love necklaces!"
"Naruto, that's not a necklace." He tilts his head. "So...what it is?"
Naruto storms into the room and throws the beads at Sasuke. "You got me anal beads?!" The Uchiha rolls his eyes. "What the fuck, Sasuke!"
"Well it was either that or a peal necklace..."
A.N. Ok....don't ask! I get very bored. SOOO sorry about teh pool quality of my fanfics that are up. like i said i dont have internet and just have to write random oneshots during class. _ Anyways, hope some of you found that possibly mildly funny? Please review....any of them! i get excitied when i just get one review. heh.