Bleach FF Chap 306/10/2008 23:36:00
Sooo…I'm back after 2 months of writing nothing about a story that I came up with at 12 at night.
Well, that's not true. I actually had written what will never be the third chappy except my hard drive crashed and I lost everything including my schoolwork. Needless to say, with exam block the next week and 3 assignments due in writing this wasn't top on my list of priorities. Not that it wasn't high. Anyway, thanks for reviewing It was actually the last review that made me remember that I'd written this story. Sweat drop
Disclaimer: If I did own Bleach Grimmjow would be a good guy. So there. I don't. How about that.
A/N: Uhhh, any words, honoraries or other such Japanese things that I get wrong are entirely not my fault. And if you don't know already, Kage means shadow.
"You know, I think they can hear my stomach rumbling in the land of the living." Kaiia hinted. Yamamoto so-taichou simply turned to her and fixed her with a glare that silenced her until…
GROWL
"Well, that wasn't embarrassing." She joked, her cheeks going red.
"Hitsugaya-taichou…" the busty blonde woman who was standing next to Kaiia pouted and wound a piece of hair around her finger.
"What?"
"Can you please-"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"NO MEANS NO!" the little captain exploded.
"Wahh!! Ka-chan!! He yelled at me." Kaiia attempted to comfort the much taller woman.
"It's ok, kids get mad when they're hungry. I'm sure if we feed him he'll calm down." Matsumoto, as she'd introduced herself, lifted her head.
"Really?" she asked hopefully.
"I'm sure." Kaiia beamed back.
"Ok, then. Let's go taichouuuuuuu!" she grabbed his hand and pulled him along. Hitsugaya sent Kaiia a look that said very clearly that heads would be rolling next time they saw each other.
"You don't know who he is, do you?" Kyoraku leant down and said into her ear. She laughed, looking up at him.
"Of course I do but as long as he thinks I'm ignorant then I can get away with that kind of stuff and just say that I didn't know." He surveyed her.
"I like you Ka-chan!" He smiled. "You're sneakier than you look."
Kaiia smiled back then sidled up to Kenpachi.
"Hey…Ken-chan." He fixed her with a murderous glare that would have made a lesser person shake in their soul society boots. It just made her smile bigger.
"Don't call me that, brat. Captain is fine."
"But it fits you so well. And back to what I was saying, Ken-chan. You promised me food. Feed me. Now. Or I'll dieeeeee." She liquidated herself-for lack of better word-into a small heap on the ground and started to tug on his captain's haori.
"I won't feed you if you call me Ken-chan." He was adamant about it but so was she.
"Kyorakuuuuuuu. Ken-chan's being mean!!" Kyoraku turned to her and opened his arms for a hug but instead got a rap on the head from a fan.
"No harassing girls who don't know you." Nanao looked more than a little annoyed but he simply hugged Kaiia anyway. She hugged him back and wailed with him.
"Why does nobody like us?"
"Because one of you is a drunk who doesn't do his paperwork and the other is a brat."
"I didn't ask for your opinion pretty boy."
"And yet I give it anyway." Kuchiki glared.
"Yeah, yeah from the goodness of your heart, ne?"
"Always." He looked like he was going to say something else until Yachiru climbed up his back and started trying to free the white thing in his hair and he had a battle with her. Eventually she broke it and he stormed off with her in tow to get a new hair thingy for him and candy for her.
"How long are you going to hold onto the brat Kyoraku?" Soi fon asked. At that moment he and Kaiia realised they were still hugging. They both smiled at each other and Kaiia laughed when he got hit on the head then dragged off by Nanao.
"You'd do well to keep away from him. Zaraki you owe me a unit." Soi fon was trying her best to be polite since Yamamoto was still with them.
"I'll send over half of mine to clean up and whip your sad little puppies into shape then and I'm pretty sure the brat has better sense then that." She bowed then walked off. Well, stalked would be the better word.
Kage started clawing at his so-called onii-chan's robe. He was hungry too.
"Onii-chan! We're hungry. Feed us." Kaiia had appeared at his elbow trying her best to look cute.
"Why do you call me onii-chan brat?" He asked, suddenly looking at lot more intimidating than he had.
"Because you're Kage's onii-chan and Kage's my family so you're my family too! Why does everyone call me brat?"
"Because you are one. Don't call me onii-chan. I am Komamura-taichou as soon as you become a shinigami recruit okay?" She grinned at him then turned back to Zaraki to hopefully beg food off of him. He walked off, trying to remember why her logic had worked on him.
When Kai had gone back to the tall captain she saw a white head next to him.
"Shirou-chan! Do you have food?" Ukitake coughed then shook his head dolefully.
"Sorry, no. Nice to meet you but now I must go and take my medicine. Zaraki can you please give these to Yachiru? She'll know what to do with them." He handed him a big stocking full of candy that made Kai's mouth water then walked off coughing. Retsu ran after him with a box that she pressed into his hands before walking off.
"The bad tasting medicine." He explained then walked off, shoulders drooping.
"What is with this place?" Kai asked.
"Don't ask me brat. Now are you going to go in or not? I have to get back soon and-"
"Where did everyone go?" Yamamoto interrupted. "I was going to get them together for a dinner but…whatever, I'll talk to them tomorrow."
"Dinner?" Kai's eyes gleamed. "I'll take what was going to be eaten. If that's ok with you of course." Yamamoto regarded her for a second.
"As long as you keep Zaraki-taichou in line."
"I sure will! Thanks Yama-chan!" A sudden silence swept the courtyard where students had been gathering to spy on the captains. She heard a whisper sweeping through the crowd along the lines of "she just called him Yama-chan. She's going to die now." And other charming things like that.
"Call me that when you can beat me. Until them I am Yamamoto so-taichou." Kaiia smiled.
"Okay then." Zaraki saw his opening.
"Same here."
"No deal Ken-chan."
"…damn."
Ok, so that didn't take me long and I'm still not into the academy but that was just pointless fun stuff to write since I'm not quite sure about the direction the story's going to take.