Part 2

Here is the second chapter—hope you like it!

Today they will be telling us what Christmas play we are going to be doing- and joys unbounded- The boys are going to be helping as usual. This will result in badly painted scenery and broken lights. After lunch we all filed into the hall where the foxwood boys were shoving each other around and were about to break into a chorus of "we want nungas!" when slim and her chins wobbled there way over to the boys, and glared at them with her bobbley eyes. If anything that would make me laugh even more.

"Now now girls! And umm boys." Miss Wilson pleaded with us to stop talking but to no avail.

"Maybe if we gave her some horns she would have more dignity and more respect?"

"I don't think so Rosie, that could cause the complete opposite!" yelled jas over the noise

The boys were making.

"Well we could give it a try." and with that Rosie put on her horns (where she got them I don't know) and stood on the stage. "FOR THE LOVE OF PANTS WIL YOU ALL SHUT UP!"

Everyone went silent apart from the cocky idiot at the back who said "hey Rosie that is my line. You PANTS stealer." how I hate Dave.

The boys all whistled and started laughing but slim wasn't having any of it. And glared at them all until it was quiet.

5 minutes later

Miss Wilson has told us we are going to be performing Robin Hood (sooo UN Christmassy but ho hum pigs bum. that doesn't matter.) and this year everyone will be expected to audition and that includes the boys. Most of them laughed when they heard this but some looked quite elated that they could have a chance of playing Maid Marian. Of course the leads would be jas and tom as they have already decided what they are wearing for costume-well jas has.

"I will have a nice green organic dress and silver head band and low make up because of historical judgement."

"Well I don't think they had vole hunters in those days jas." everyone laughed but jas just got all missy huffy pants and strutted off to tom who was talking to the infamously annoying and stupid Dave. He kept looking at me and smiling his cheeky grin. But I wasn't having any of it.

5 minutes later

We have been told to write down the part we want to audition for on a piece of paper that we then have to hand in to miss Wilson. Me and Rosie are going for the part of backing dancers.

"We can wear horns as well, to add to the 'historical authenticity'. Don't you think that is a good idea jas?"

I laughed but jas just stared at us like a staring thing on staring pills in staring land on staring days wearing a staring badge and who owns a staring dog (?). (Well in jas' case it would be a vole.)

"I don't think she gets the joke Rosie-SOME PEOPLE HAVE NOOOO SENSE OF HUMOUR!" I yelled in jas' direction. Oh what fun we are going to have!

10 minutes later

We have to show are audition piece tomorrow morning. So me and Rosie have gone into Herr Kamers room to practice our Viking dance. its practically the same as the Viking disco inferno dance-apart from every now and then we ill shout MERRY CHRISTMAS ROBIN HOOD! It looks quite good actually. However Rosie is insisting on wearing horns and furry moustaches. I think it's a bit OTT but Rosie says it makes us look more manly. I always thought it made dad look like he had a dying fluffy brown worm on his face. Eeewww.

2 minutes later

While we were going through the routine for the 10th time, Herr kamyer himself came bumbling into the room singing Christmas songs in German!

"Oh hello girlz. Was are you doing im meine Zimmer? Was ist wiz the mustashez? are you trying to be men?" me and Rosie just burst in to laughter because as he was saying this he was waving his sausage sandwich around and bit of it flew into his hair!

"Was is so funny girlz?"

Rosie spluttered an answer "just that HAHA it HAHA is umm well heheheheeh…"

I had to Finnish for her before she died of over laughter. "You have sausage on your head sir." and that was all I could manage before I collapsed into hysterics on the floor. Herr kamyer looked quite embarrassed and picked up the bits of flying sausage and left.

Walking home with the boys-very nippy noodles

Jas is ignory-vousing me. Well I don't care. Because I have Rosie to keep me occupied. and we will show her when we become backing dancers and then a choreographer comes and sees us and wants us to dance for Chris brown or something and then we become famous and I can marry James blunt…

Wait?

Noooo

I can't marry him?!

What am I thinking?

Eeewww. No

No

No

No

I will marry…..someone. Yes a man preferably. Unless the cake shop runs out of them. Which I hope they don't. But if they do I will…. become a nun. Yes. a nun. I suit black quite well. But the head thing would emphasise my nose and that is a BAD thing. Maybe I could wear blue eyeliner. To draw emphasis to my eyes? Are they even allowed to wear make up?

But as I was contemplating this, a pair of hands slipped round my waist and spun me round.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

"Wow kittycat. Don't damage my ears! Please. I need them." he started to laugh and I shoved him away from me.

"Dave what are you playing at you jerk!"

"Wow. No need to get stressy. Only having a laugh."

"Yer well you're a real laugh aren't you Dave? Your just sooo funny!" and with that I stormed off. The others were still with him and I could hear them mutter something. but I didn't care. Im fed up of him thinking he is such a laugh. Because he's not!

5 minutes later

(but secretly…..it did feel really nice to have him put his arms around my waist. even if I was spun round a second later. maybe I do like him little bit. but I wont be the one to admit that. he has already broken my heart, and im not letting him do it again.

2 seconds later

Hey? That sounds a bit familiar? But not like I said it before. Like someone else said it before?) Hmmmm…..

Thursday- all aloney

Didn't walk to school with jas today. She has probably decided to ignore me for the rest of the week. Well I don't care. I have other friends! Not just the vole hunter!

We didn't have assembly today because the hall is being used for auditions. So we had to wait outside in the freezing cold before our audition.

school playground

While the others were rehearsing lines. Rosie and I warmed up for a practice run through.

"Sooo umm gee? What was all that about yesterday?"

Oh poo here we go with the whole story yet again. I would have hoped she would remember.

"You know. The thing at your party. That i ran away from your house. Had to throw my shoes away and you brought round jammy dodgers to cheer me up? Remember?"

"Oh that! Ok isee your point. But you can't be like this forever. You will have to get over him sum time or another..."

What! She thinks im not over him? (Well maybe not.) But how could she! I am just very cross that's all! Really! Over reaction!

"I don't really want to talk about it Rosie. Later yer?"

"Ok. But then we will sort this out. But for now. Remember to turn left not right at the middle bit yer? Otherwise we could be up de creek without a paddle! And no moose can survive such a thing…"

5 minutes later

What fresh hell? Oh joys unbounded. It's our turn now…

2 minutes later

Dave has just come out of the hall. He looks happy. I hope he doesn't get the part he wants. Because that would be poo. But I don't hate him that much, so maybe an ok part would be…ok?

30 seconds later

Well… here goes…

Thanks for the reviews I got. I was jumping around for hours! The spelling is bad in some parts because my computer is poo. I want to Finnish this before Christmas day. But I have got mocks next week and some coursework to complete so I will try my best.

Bi xx