You know, I'm really not sure why no one's thought of some of these before. Some of these just seem so obvious(or maybe, thats just me)
Rain Dance
"Uh, brother, what are you doing?" Al asked as he watched Ed outside preforming what appeared to be some sort of weird dance.
"I'm preforming a Rain Dance," he responded.
"Why?"
"Because I want it to rain tomorrow."
"Why would you want it to rain?" Al asked, confused.
"I've arranged a rematch with that bastard Colonel, that's why."
"Yep, it's true," Riza stated. "The Colonel is absolutely useless in the rain."
"Okay," said Al, "But, just so you know, the paper says it's going to be sunny all week."
The next day, it was pouring down rain.
"Ha! It worked!" Ed shouted happily looking out the window. "Told ya!"
Al only stared at him. "You do know that your rematch is being held indoors don't you?"
"What? Lieutenant!"
"Oh, sorry Ed." Riza said apologetically, "did I forget to mention that?"
Poor Ed, he tries so hard to gain the upper hand. The next one might be a little bit late with school starting soon and me having to finish my summer homework. Just giving you a heads up. Thanks to those who read and review!