The Immortal Sexi Foursome
Chapter 2
Killing Spree
Bekki: Lenneh, why is the rum always gone?!
Lenni: ...Bekki, you've been drinking vodka not rum.
Bekki: FUCK YOU!
Lenni: You're an idiot.
Bekki: -giggles- I know... I'm sucha terrible drunk... you should be dunk with meh!
Lenni: Um, I think I'll pass.
Bekki: But then you won't make out with me when I come on to you! –sob-
Lenni: That's a good thing, dear.
Bekki: ...Not for me it isssn't
Lenni: Shush dear, look at all the people we have here.
Bekki: They're all fffaggots!
Lenni: That's my point.
Bekki: I fucking hate them!
Lenni: Here's a knife.
Bekki: Ohmigod, Kenni, uh, Klenni, AH LENNI FUCK! YOU FUCKING CUNT!
Lenni: Um, what?
Bekki: -swallows- I love you so much, Lenni, I just couldn't say your name for some reason...
Lenni: It's because you've ingested large quantities of alcohol, dear.
Bekki: ...
Lenni: Are you okay?
Bekki: I'M NOT FUCKING DRUNK, YOU WHORE!!
Lenni: Of course not.
Bekki: I love you... -stumble- hug?
Lenni: -backs away- Ah, might I remind you about the knife in your hand, dear?
Bekki: Oh yeah! Ima go kill some faggots, m'kay?
Lenni: Okay, Bekki, you go do that.
Bekki: -staggers away-
Lenni: -watches-
Bekki: Oi, faggot!
Lenni: Oh God.
Bekki: Yeah, you! Fuckin' c'mere so I can fuckin' cut your balls off and shove them down your throat!
Lenni: -shakes head-
Bekki: -stumble- -stabs- Oops.
Lenni: Bekki? Did you just kill someone?
Bekki: YES! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry, Lenni. –cries-
Lenni: ...It's fine... go get that one... she's a real bitch.
Bekki: You really want me too? –sniffle-
Lenni: Yes.
Bekki: YAY! –stumbles- Lenni, I don't feel so good...
Lenni: If you're gonna throw up, get off the carpet.
Bekki: Eh, I'm not gonna fuckin' throw up! I never throw up! ...while I'm drunk...
Lenni: That's nice...
Bekki: YUP! Oh...
Lenni: What is it?
Bekki: -cries- I'm sorry!
Lenni: What the fuck did you do!?
Bekki: The blood... I got it on the carpet!
Lenni: ...Bekki, I was just saying that... you're standing on tiles.
Bekki: -looks down- Oh. YAY!
Lenni: Oh, shit! Bekki, I need you to sober up REALLY quickly, okay? Can you do that for me?
Bekki: ...Um, I don't think so... I'm pretty far gone...
Lenni: Just sit down and don't say anything.
Clare: Lenni? What's going on? ...Why is there a body in here?
Lenni: Eep. Hi, Erin, Clare, hehe... you wouldn't believe what happened...
Bekki: -giggle- Prolly coz you're gonna tell them a lie, Lennnnnni.
Lenni: Shut. Up. Bekki.
Erin: Lenni, wanna tell us what's going on here?!
Lenni: ...Bekki did it.
Bekki: I did not!
Lenni: You killed him!
Bekki: SO? You told me too AND gave me the alciminahol...!
Lenni: Finished?
Bekki: It's a hard word...
Lenni: Not really.
Bekki: Yeah? Well fuck you!
Erin: Bekki...
Bekki: Mmn, Erin?
Erin: You just killed a man... even wasted, don't you feel any remorse?
Bekki: Not particularly... all these people are faggots. I fucking hate them.
Clare: Ew ew ew!! Guys, that corpse just moved!
Lenni: Sure, Clare, it was probably just some natural corpsie thing...
Clare: I swear to God it moved!
Corpse: -groan-
Erin: Did that corpse just make a sound?
Lenni: Psh, Erin, it's natural... wake up, Bekki –kicks-
Bekki: Oh, wha?
Clare: Oh noes!!11one You phailed at killing the corpse!
Bekki: I did not! You take that back! –throws self at Clare's legs-
Clare: Eeeeep! I'm on the corpse! Get me off! Get me off!
Lenni: I'll get you off!
Erin: I don't think this is the time, Lenni. -.-
Lenni: Psh, it's always the time, Erin!
Corpse: -groan- oh god...
Sexi Foursome: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! –fleeing-
Clare: Did we lose him?!
Erin: I don't... think... he was really up to chasing...
Bekki: I wasn't up to running that's for sure... Ima go throw up in those bushes guys...
Lenni: Don't get any on yourself! I'm not dragging you home if you pass out in your own puke!
Bekki: -whimper- I wont, Lenni...
Lenni: Does anyone feel like waffles?
Clare: Ohmigod yes!
Erin: Yeah, sure...
Bekki: -cough- Yeah... I need something to absorb the alcohol... God, I'm sobering up... was there anymore vodka?
Lenni: ...
Clare: ...
Erin: ...
Lenni: NO!