The Immortal Sexi Foursome
Chapter 3
Atlantis
Lenni: Hey, Clare! Clare Clare Clare Clare!
Clare: WHAT?!
Lenni: ...Uh I have something to show you!
Bekki: WE have something to show you, we found it together, Lenni!
Lenni: Yeah sure, together, whatever, come see what I found, Clare!
Clare: Where's Erin?
Lenni: I DON'T KNOW WHY DOES IT MATTER?!
Clare: She's the voice of reason! I don't want to be abused by you two!
Lenni: Have a little faith...
Bekki: Yeah, you suspicious whore!
Clare: Okay, I'll come look...
Lenni: YAAAAAAAAAAY!!1111oneoneeleventy
Clare: ...Once we get Erin.
Lenni: Gah!
Clare: What? Don't you want to show Erin as well?
Lenni: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!1!one
Bekki: She's off finding the meaning of life - we don't want to disturb her.
Clare: Yeah right, you guys have been lying and manipulating me for the better part of a century, you really think I'm going to fall for that?
Erin: Clare. You. Just. Interrupted. Me. I. Was. This. Fucking. Close. To. Discovering. The. Meaning. Of. Life.
Lenni: We tried to warn you...
Erin: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG I'VE BEEN MEDITATING?!
Bekki: Told you so.
Clare: ...I didn't know!!1
Erin: THEY. WARNED. YOU. DAMMIT.
Clare: I'm sorry! This is THEIR fault for lying all the time!
Bekki: Is not!
Erin: -sigh- I don't care anymore, just what the hell do you guys want?
Clare: Lenni wanted to show me something.
Bekki: WE wanted to show you something. ME AND LENNI not just Lenni.
Erin: Okay, fine, so let's see it then.
Lenni: Tada! The Lost City of Atlantis!
Clare: ...
Erin: Guys... that's a small Pacific Island... one you yourselves drowned in one of your bitch fights.
Clare: Did you really expect to pass that off as Atlantis?
Erin: For God's sake! The meaning of life for this!
Bekki: Dammit.
Lenni: Psh, we'll find the real one eventually.
Bekki: Yeah, just wait.
50 Years Later
Lenni: Hey, Clare! Clare Clare Clare Clare!
Clare: ...Yes?
Lenni: We found it for real this time!
Clare: ...ERIN I THINK THEY'RE LYING TO ME AGAIN!!
Erin: HOLY MOTHER F---ING GOD HOW THE F--- DO YOU NOT GET THE F---ING MEANING OF LEAVING ME THE F--- ALONE FOR F---'S SAKE?! –sob- So close and yet it's gone again... slipped from my fragile grasp...
Lenni: Oh jeez Erin's gone tortured poet again, I can see her searching for a rhyme.
Erin: Shuddup, if not for you guys I'd know the meaning of life by now.
Bekki: Eh.
Lenni: Anyway we found it this time!
Clare: Right, well, let's see.
Erin: ...Lenni, I'm going to kill you.
Lenni: Why me?! Bekki is equally responsible!
Bekki: Uh, yeah, kill me too, cause y'know killing us is sooo easy these days.
Clare: Is that the same island...?
Erin: Yes, Clare, it's just 50 years older.
Bekki: -.-
Lenni: Ehehe... well we WILL find it next time!
Erin: Yeah... right.
243 Years Later
Lenni: OMG Clare! Clare Clare Clare Clare!
Clare: NO!
Lenni: ...
Bekki: ...
Lenni: CLAREEEEEEE! CLAREEEE!! CLARRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!
Clare: HOLY JESUS WHAT!?
Lenni: WE FOUND IT DUH!
Clare: Found Atlantis?
Lenni: YES!
Clare: Not that same island?
Lenni: NOOOOO!
Clare: Are you lying to me?
Lenni: No.
Bekki: Yes.
Lenni: ...
Bekki: I meant 'no.' Sorry.
Clare: Psh, you guys are such liars.
Lenni: We are not!
Clare: You are too!
Lenni: FUCK YOU!!
Clare: AHHHHH! GET OFF ME! ERIIIIN THEY'VE DONE IT AGAIN!!
Lenni: O.O
Bekki: O.O
Clare: Uh... what's wrong with Erin?
Bekki: ...Oh, I forgot to tell you guys... she figured out the meaning of life and has been crying ever since.
Lenni: Really? What is it?
Bekki: ...Promise you won't cry?
Lenni: Yeah, duh.
Bekki: Cheese.
Clare: What?
Bekki: That's it.
Clare: What? The meaning of life?
Bekki: Cheese.
Clare: ...
Bekki: Yup.
Clare: Cheese is the meaning of life?
Bekki: You bet cha life it is.
Clare: ....I'd rather not.
Bekki: Um, okay, fine. But Erin discovered it, not me.
Lenni: ...Why would she cry over cheese?
Bekki: ...Uh, I think its more disappointment than her actually crying over cheese itself.
Lenni: Right. Well... time to cheer her up, I guess. ERIN WE FOUND ATLANTIS!
Erin: LEAVE ME ALONE! WHY MUST I BE IMMORTALISED AS A FOOL AND BELIEVE YOU TWO MORONS!!1!
Lenni: ...
Bekki: ...
Lenni: We're not morons.
Bekki: We really did find it this time.
Erin: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Lenni: Psh, eternity's a long time to stay mad, Erin.
Bekki: Yeah, you don't want to start a feud.
Erin: YES I DO, ANYTHING TO GET YOU WHORES AWAY FROM ME!
Lenni: ...
Bekki: ...
Lenni: Titchy, isn't she?
Bekki: Aye, indeed.
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Erin: Holy shit...
Clare: I don't believe it...
Erin: Atlantis... they were telling the truth.
Bekki: Fuck yes we were and who didn't wanna see??
Clare: Alright, I'm sorry.
Erin: Yeah, me too... you can't blame us for being a little doubtful though.
Lenni: M'kay, you guys are forgiven. But we do get to say 'we told you so.'
Bekki: Yeah... plus I've known the meaning of life since I was mortal.
Erin: ...
Clare: ...
Lenni: ...
Erin: WHAT?!
Bekki: -cough- Happy Beavers Eat Cheese? Ring any bells? I figured it out forever ago.
Lenni: ...
Erin: You're totally just using that coincidence.
Bekki: No, I always said the phrase had meaning.
Clare: That's totally irrelevant.
Bekki: WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME??
Lenni: You're a liar, dear, why should we?
Bekki: GOD THIS IS JUST LIKE THE ATLANTIS THING!