Harry Potter and the Taco of DOOM

by Caitlin-and-Emily

I'm not quite sure what the title has to do with the story at all, but there you have it. Follow the adventures of Harry as he transforms from the loveable selfsacrificing bluegreen eyed boy we all know to the sultry, moody, EMO!

3. Cold Oatmeal

Hello and welcome to the next installment of Harry Potter and the Taco of Doom. Please, turn off all cell phones and pagers and take noisy children to the lobby. Thank you for your time, and enjoy the show…

Dear Diary,

Today at breakfast Ron was still being pissy about his eyeliner. He refuses to believe that Crookshanks took it. He says that cats don't use eyeliner, but he doesn't seem to notice that Crookshank's eyes seem to be darker. Ugh. Whatever. I started crying because my oatmeal was too cold, and ran upstairs to cut myself, though I still couldn't do it...So I used more red marker on my arm. It looks very real.

I wore my really-tight-pants-that-should-only-be-worn-by-a-girl again today. I looked very hott.Snape made me stay after class again today because I raised my hand too quickly in class. He had me bend over and clean the floor again. He sure is acting weird lately. Yesterday he told me I looked cute. Weird. But his hair gel is amazing. He has the best hair flippy thing at Hogwarts. Sigh. I have to go scrub the floor with a toothbrush for Snape again.

Harry Potter

Dear Diary,

SUCCESS! I have finally stolen Snape's hair gel! YAY! I'm so happ...I mean...my life is a black abyss. No one understands me. CUT CUT CUT.

Harry Potter

Dear Diary,

After class, McGonagall called me over after class and told me that I needed a haircut. I started to cry and ran to my room and listened to Evanescence for the next 2 hours. They're the only one's who understand me. I think I'm going to build a shrine to Amy Lee in my closet. McGonagall is trying to ruin my life. I need long hair if I ever want to achieve the advanced hair flippy-ness that Snape has. She just doesn'tunderstand. I'mean, how could this happen to me? I made my mistakes. I've nowhere to run, my life goes on, as I'm fadingaway.

I need more eyeliner. I don't look I'm-dead-and-dreary enough.

Harry Potter

Dear Diary,

I have discovered that the pale, skinny I-play-gituarlook is really good for getting guys...i mean girls...definatly girls,to hang out with me. I rather like it.

I was talking to Cho earlier, asking her if I could borrow some of her jeans, and I saw Ron watching me from behind a statue. As soon as he saw me looking at him he ran away crying. He's been acting strange too lately. Whenever I spend too much time with Hermione or Snape, Ron seems to get mad at me. It makes things a bit awkward. And the black-as-my-soulnail polish hasen't come in yet. It makes me want to cry. But that's a very Emo thing right?

Harry Potter