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Dear Diary,
My black-as-my-soul nail polish still hasn't come in yet. The world hates me. Ron's still acting weird. Yesterday, after dinner, I came upstairs to draw more red lines on my arms and I found Ron crying in his bed. He started yelling that I didn't understand him and ran out the door when I said hi. So weird. I think Hermione has figured out that the marks on my arm are just marker so tonight I'm going to make them look extra real. Now Hermione's threatining to stop my supply of eyeliner if I don't get downstairs. I have to go, I don't know what I'd do without my eyeliner.
Harry Potter
Dear Diary,
I made my shrine to Amy Lee today. It is so amazing. After I finished it, I just sat there in my closet for 3 hours moping. Moping is an emo thing, right? Ugh. I think my black-as-my-soul nail polish came in today but Filch took it. I noticed his nails looking particularly black today after lunch. Ugh, why does the world hate me so much? I'm going to go back to my shrine and cry.
Harry Potter
Dear Diary,
McGonagall forced me to get a haircut today... I want to die. I refused to leave my room all day, even when Hermione said she'd throw out all of the black eyeliner she has saved up for me. Now that hair gel I stole from Snape is useless!
Malfoy laughed at me as I was running back to my room after my traumatic experience that was a haircut. It's evil embodied in a pair of sissors. Malfoy's hair is so flippy and long. It's so unfair! Malfoy cuts himself for real. He is so cool, I wish I could have the courage to do that. And I think Snape is giving him secret hair flippy lessons. I want to cry. Sigh. Now Hermione is tempting me with freshly baked cookies. I will not give in to that temptress!
5 minutes later...
Dear Diary,
I gave in to the chocolate-y goodness that is a double chocolate chip cookie. It was just to chocolate-y! Sigh.
Harry Potter
A/N: I know it's been a while but alas, Emo Harry Potter is back. Rejoice.
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