Here we go again... yet another part of the saga that is emo Harry Potter.
Dear Diary,
Got another detention today. Umbridge hates me. Life is soooo unfair. I think she's just jealous of my mopey-ness. She started ranting about my long hair even though McGonagall just made me get it cut. If it gets any shorter I won't ever to do the awesome hair flippy thing of awesomness and never be equal to Malfoy! I left her room crying for good measure and was heading to my shrine but Hermione cornered me on the way there. She's still mad about my lessons with Snape and thinks I should go back. I really don't want to. I'm afraid any more classes and I won't be able to get my goat! Uggg.
I have to go post a blog on MySpace about my horrible life and my lack of really-black-blacker-than-the-hole-in-my-heart nail polish. That sounds emo enough, right?
Harry Potter
Dear Diary,
So ::cOnFuSeD[[heartbreak[[:: left me a comment to my mopey blog on MySpace. It was the lyrics to My Immortal. That's my favorite song by Amy Lee! How could anyone know that? The only person I've told is Ron. Odd...
I had another dream full of black halls and starless nights. Now I'm really convinced that I'm getting a goat for Christmas. Hermione still thinks that that's stupid. She's just jealous that I'm getting a goat and she's not. She still won't give me back any of the eyeliner she took from me. I tried to steal Ginny's again but she wouldn't let me have any either. Why does no one understand me?!I think Hermione gave all of my eyeliner to Filch. His eyes have been looking particularly dark and mysterious lately. Sigh. My life is black. Anon.
Harry Potter
Dear Diary,
I failed in trying to steal my eyeliner back from Filch. Now I have another detention. My life hates me. My black-as-my-soul nail polish still hasn't come in. I really think that Filch took that too.
Today at breakfast I handed Hermione a piece of toast and Ron started crying again and ran away. He's so weird. When I got back to the common room after lunch Ron was huddled in a corner just staring at me. Creeepy.Anyway, I wore the tight-pants-that-only-skinny-girls-should-wear pants that I borrowed from Cho the other day. I think I looked particularly girly today. It made up for the lack of eyeliner, but not the nail polish. And I still need to master Malfoy's awesome hair flip of wonder and awe.
Hermione just said that she'll give me back some of my eyeliner if I stop talking about getting a goat. I really don't get why she has so much against goats. Really.
Harry Potter
A/N: Yet another installment of Emo Harry Potter. Be happy. Enjoy.
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