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Dear Diary,

Alas!! It is Christmas break! The dreams about the dark hallways and bright lights are happening a lot more. My goat is definately coming soon! Hermione still thinks its stupid and that my dreams have some deep dark secret meaning that should be looked into. I think she's mad because she gave me my eyeliner back and I am still convinced I'm getting a goat. I just know that I am!

Today I wore my tighter-than-girls-pants-should-ever-be jeans and Snape made me stay after class and clean the floor again. He keeps doing that. Anyway, as the rest of the class was leaving I saw Malfoy look back at me. He is totally jealous of my pants! He can never get to my level of tight pants! Whoo hoo! ....I mean....... life is black. His hair still does the marvelous hair flippy-thing of amazingness to an extent that I will never achieve! Alas, my hair hates me. And I still think Filtch has my nail polish.

Maybe I should write poetry full of angst and woe to truly express the deep dark hole in my life. Or maybe I'll just go make a bed for my goat.

Harry Potter

Dear Diary,

I saw Malfoy in the Great Hall today and he had on a pair of so-tight-there-must-be-no-circulation-in-his-legs jeans today!!! He beat me again! My life fails. Black abyss. Darkness. Etc. Ugh. I just can't ever be as cool as Malfoy! How is he so cool?!?! No fair!

Ron was acting really weird again today. He saw me having a tantrum about Malfoy's jeans in the common room and started crying and yelling about how I need to pay more attention to other people's feelings and ran off. I really don't know what his issue is. Hermione says I need to be more supportive of him. I think she's being stupid. She doesn't care about me. No one cares! I need my shrine. Now she is yelling at me because I called her stupid. She needs to get over it. I think she should stop being so bossy. Now she hit me for calling her bossy. Ow.

2 minutes later...

Hermione just took my eyeliner again. All because I called her mean and bossy and annoying and stupid. I don't see what her problem is. She just doesn't understand my deep dark soul. I think she's on her way to my room to take my pants back that I "borrowed" from her a month ago. SHE WILL NOT SUCCEED!!!

5 minutes later...

Hermione took her pants back. I just can't win! I need more marker on my arm... Make it took extra real. Alas.

Harry Potter

Dear Diary,

I had another dream! This one was really real and filled with more dark halls and sparkly lights. I think there was a snake..or maybe it was a feather boa.... I think it was the boa. That means that my goat is coming tomorrow!! I just know it! I ran over to Ron's bed to wake him up and tell him my goat is coming soon and he screamed, which brought Hermione in thinking it was Ginny. So I told Hermione about my dream and the boa and that I think it means my goat is coming tomorrow. Hermione freaked out for a second and insisted that we go tell Dumbledore. I told her that I didn't want to wake him up untill I actually had my goat, but Hermione still seems to think that the dream means that I was a snake and ate Ron's dad. I still think she's jealous that I'm getting the goat and she still hasn't gotten one.

I found my nail polish! It had been under my bed the whole time! Today is awesome! I got my nail polish and my goat is coming tomorrow! But Hermione won't shut up about going to get Dumbledore. She just threatened to take the nail polish if I didn't go with her. Ugh. Shes being bossy again. I don't see why we have to go without the goat.

10 minutes later...

Runnnnig to[ Dumbl3dir;s oficce... hrrd 2 rite... herrmoin i bosssy agin. A]ass,

5 mintues later...

Everyone is freaking out about this goat! I told Hermione we should have waited to tell Dumbledore till morning. It's just a goat. She is so jealous. Finally! Success! Now Dumbledore just looked at me and I felt weird. He has my goat! I know it! This is it!! GOAT!!!

Harry Potter

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