Devil Tigeress- Thanks for the review! :) But trust me, I don't think anyone will wanna know why Genkai wears a thong. -.-º
Fujiko Kuwabara- Thanks for the review! :3 I just took a guess at what Shizuru might say if Yusuke ever accused her of something like that. O.o :P
Just 2 Dream Of You- Thanks for the review! X) I like making people laugh now. :)
PedroCullenBloomTM- Yeah, it is wrong. O.o XD
OK, colons :JJ: will be song lyrics. And seriously, I favor the other story better than this one. It's probably something... different, per say. But I like this, it's just that I like the other story better.
Hey, hey guys! Wanna get a really awesome CD that'll make your friends envy you?! Well, here it is, The YYH Album!! The YYH Album!! has songs sung by the YYH gang! And the songs are as followed;
I Shot The Human by Hagari Kaname, The Sniper!
:Sheriff Enma always hated me;
For what I don't know
Every time that I shot a human,
He said, the murders all grow:
And there's this hit single;
Run Bitch, Ruuun! by Hiei
(Hey H-Hiei, I didn't mean to do that) Run Bitch, Ruuun!
(Ay Shorty, I really love you, ese) Run Bitch, Ruuun!
(Is Yukina-) Betta Run, Bitch, RUUUN!!
(Can I be your mate-) Run now, Bitch!
... OK, this isn't for little kids... All righty, here's one;
My Name Is by Kurama
... No way-
:Hi, my name is-
What? My name is-
Who? My name is...
Ku-Ku-Kurama...:
(Off camera; Remind me to castrate Kurama)
(Back on camera)
Anyways, here's ANOTHER!!
My Waist is Wide by Keiko
... Talk about hating yourself, Keiko. ¬¬ Seriously, she tells me to love myself! HYPOCRITE.
:Oh baby, when you cook like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise, and keep on
Licking the sauce off my body
And I'm on tonight
You know my waist is wide
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection:
... Yeah, this was a MAJOR diss to Shakira, so... BEAT THAT, SHAKIRA!! Now, let's move on;
Sisters Just Don't Understand by Kuwabara
Oooh, I hope Shizuru isn't around.
:You know, sisters are the same
No matter time, nor place
They don't understand that us bros
Are going to make some mistakes
So to you other bros all across the land
There's no need to argue;
Sisters just don't understand:
... Huh, this could be a hit! :D
Baby Got Ass by Yusuke
NO!! H!LL TO THE F!CKIN' NO!! YUSUKE, YOU AREN'T GONNA SING THIS!! NO ONE, NO ONE, WILL MAKE FUN OF SIR MIX ALOT!! YOU F!CKING A!!HOLE B!TCH!! I'LL CASTRATE YOUR F!CKING A!! ON A COMMERCIAL!! A!!HOLE!!
SH!T-
(police sirens wail)
... D!mmit, I knew I smelled bacon! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, BASTAR-
Beeeeeeeeeep...
:Fifteen seconds later:
(Camera is still rolling)
NO!! I'LL PULL A F!CKING LUPIN III ON YOUR A!!ES, SO LEMME GO!! I'M INNOCENT!!
Ma'am-
I'MMA DUDE, YOU F!CKING OFFICER!!
Beeeeeeeeeep...
... OK, there's many more hits on this CD! Call now at 123-4589 to order your The YYH Album!! to help raise money for getting JJ outta jail! :D
I'd say JJ belongs in jail...
Shuddup, Hiei!
Hn. Oaf.
My name is Kazuma Kuwabara, Shrimp!! DX Hey, when does that guys who talks really fast gonna come on?
Now.
... Err, thanks Hiei?
Hn.
The-YYH-Album!!-is-1-dollar-plus-1.32-dollar(s?)-for-S&H!!
BUY-ONE-CD-GET-CHUCK-HUBER'S-AUTOGRAPH-FOR-FREE!!-AND-YOU'LL-ALSO-MEET-HIEI!!
(in a random house)
Mom, is JJ carving a turkey?
... Tyler. Bed. Now.
To understand "Tyler and the turkey" thing, you'll have to read a story I made on FictionPress. (But you don't have to, it's only if you wanna :P)
I understand if you didn't like this, or you just liked the other story better. I kinda liked this now that I've re-read this. (sigh) Oh yeah...
BUY A YYH CD!! There's a thirty-year old something guy giving me a glare and I'm fighting him off with my prison shank. (waves shank in the air)
