A/N: I'm feeling kind of sarcastic. Here's a humor drabble. That may or may not be humorous. And if you seriously want to bash on me for making fun of the stereotypical fanfiction way of getting Sasuke to come home when it involves Sakura, you should go look at my other stories first. Because I write SasuxSaku fluff crap all the time.

Disclaimer- Nope.

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Come Home Sasuke: If this wasn't Fanfiction

"Augh! You know this isn't how this is supposed to go, right?"

"…What?"

"Stupid! I'm supposed to come after you like a good little stalker girl, you're supposed to suddenly realize holycrap you made a retarded mistake when you left, because obviously the love you just now discovered is way more important than the hatred you've had for your brother for—how many years? Six or seven?"

"…Go home, Sakura. Before I kill you."

"What the hell is your problem!? Haven't you read fan fiction before?!"

Sasuke still managed to look like a cool god while Sakura sat on him, ranting. Because you know, he really wanted to listen to her or something like that.

"Sakura."

He grabbed her ankles as he sat up, effectively tipping her off him. The hell with OOC fluff.

"No! I'm not leaving unless you're coming with me!"

Riiight.

"Sakura, if you think this is about my brother then you're a lot stupider then I thought you were. He's kind of dead."

"What?! Well then why won't you just come home already?"

"Uh, hello? You're annoying."

She spluttered, and then tried to punch him in the face. But you know that wouldn't actually work because Sasuke is like, killer fast.

"Hn. That was new. You could've smashed my skull."

"Well you know since I can't seem to beg you home, and you won't accept my love, I'll just have to fight you!"

"And that will get me home how?"

"…I don't know!"

"Hn. Figures."

And just like last time he whacked her on the back of the neck to knock her out, but this time he wasn't leaving any stupid cryptic goodbye words for people to get confused over.

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Yeah, don't ask me where this came from. But I was in a sort of drabblish mood, and this is what happened. I kind of like it though. I mean, seriously, if some of the stuff that happened in fanfiction happened in the actual Naruto world it would be ridiculous. And prolly rated R. Or higher. And it wouldn't be about ninjas, but hormonally crazed high school students.

Review please!

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