Devil Tigeress- Thanks for the review! I have no idea when the CDs'll come out. -,-º You're talkin' to a wanted criminal.

Just 2 Dream Of You- Thanks for the review! I'll need to get out of jail. This place is giving me the creeps.

"Nu-uh!"

"Yuh-huh. I read about it. It could be true."

"... No fucking way! Hiei?!" JJ nodded. She and Yusuke had been having this conversation for the past three hours. JJ was starting to get annoyed.

"Yes, little short, emo Hiei. He could! He might be!"

"Nu- Yusuke, say that one more time and I'll tell Keiko that you're still jerking off to Playboy and Playgirl." Yusuke's eyes widened.

"OK! ... But seriously? Hiei?" JJ nodded.

"I read it on the Web. I laughed at it, but then I thought about it. Think about Hiei for a few minutes, Yusuke." Yusuke closed his eyes and stayed like that for a few minutes. Then, they popped open.

"EWW!!" he screeched, shaking his head. "Now I'll have nightmares!"

"Of course. But to confirm if it's true, you'll have to ask him." Yusuke growled.

"ME?!"

"HELL YEAH!! NOW GO ASK HIM!!" Yusuke hung his head as he walked away to find the short cosplayer.

:A FEW HOURS LATER:

"HIEI!!" Yusuke screamed, his voice finally going hoarse. Still no sign of Hiei... Swell.

"What do you want?!" the familiar angered voice called out. Yusuke beamed.

"Hiei, I have to ask you something!" he said, looking up where Hiei sat in a tree. Hiei blinked and groaned disgustedly.

"If this is about your Playgirl Magazine flings again, skip it." Yusuke shook his head.

"I was talkin' to JJ, and she told me something that might be true," he started. Hiei gulped.

"He didn't find the stash of Youko Kurama pictures I have, did he?! But then again-"

"Hiei, are you a girl?" Hiei fell out of the tree.

"WHAT?!" Hiei screeched, giving Yusuke a death glare.

"Well... yeah." Hiei growled loudly.

"Ha-hah, you sound like my lawnmower," JJ said, suddenly appearing at Yusuke's side.

"YAAAAAHHH!!" Yusuke screamed, jumping away from her and getting into a weird fighting pose.

"What? You act like you're staring at a monster," JJ commented, putting her hands on her hips.

"Hey, what the hell was with that question, JJ?" JJ flipped him off.

"Look, I was reading this profile this about Yukina and Hiei, to see if they were really siblings or not, and I read that Hiei might be a manly-girl," she began to say.

"WHAT?!" JJ took out duct tape from nowhere and ripped off a piece. Then, she put said piece on his mouth.

"Shut your fuckin' mouth and lemme finish. Now, I was reading that, if you think about it, Hiei's frame is exactly like Yukina's, just with 'lean muscle'... Pfft..." Hiei glared at her.

"And what?" Yusuke asked curiously.

"Hmm? Oh, and that Hiei may not have... a ding-dong." Yusuke's eyes widened before he started to laugh. Hiei growled from under the tape.

"Wait, I can just take this off!" Hiei ripped off the tape.

"AAAHHH!!" He held his mouth. "Fuck... And I'M NOT A GIRL." JJ blinked and whispered something to Yusuke. He stopped laughing.

"No." JJ nodded.

"Yes. I will not be able to look, in case he does have a package. So, you do it." Hiei immediately grabbed his crotch.

"No! No one'll look down there, but me!" he announced, about to run away, but JJ took out a net and just threw it over him.

"OK Yusuke, let me know if he has a Pablo down there," she said, leaving. Yusuke nodded and jumped on Hiei.

:FIVE SECONDS LATER:

"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" Yusuke ran away from the spot. He didn't believe what he just saw. He just won't believe it. Hiei smirked.

"Hn... Dumbass... COME BACK!!" Hiei stood up and ran after Yusuke.

... So reviewers, what's your opinion? Is Hiei really a man or a woMAN? (Sorry, cheesy pun there XD)

But I did read about Hiei might being a girl/man. Now, I just need to find the link. -.-º

Anyways, this isn't my best work. But I still like it. :D OK, buh-bye... For now...

(insert psycho music here)