A/N: Two updated stories in one day! I've got muse pumping! lol...Well, here it is whether you waited for it or not...
Disclaimer: Naruto. Is. Not. Mine. Although that handbook belongs to me and it is copyright to Art is a bang XD-chan...ya...NO STEALIE!
Last time, it was Itachi and Kisame. This time, we feature Orochimaru and Sasuke! Give them a round of applause for standing up to the Handbook!
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Uh...-sweatdrop- I think I'll just get on with the story
After a good dose (usually 23 bowls) of Ichiraku Ramen, Uzumaki Naruto was feeling more refreshed than ever. With the familiar orange book about villains in his hand, the blond Jinchuuriki bounced past people in the streets. Just a few hours ago, he had defeated two of the most feared S Ranked Criminals in the Bingo Book and Members of Akatsuki, Uchiha Itachi and Hoshigaki Kisame. Brilliant much?
Naruto half skipped towards the training area he was going to spend time training in for today. But as he neared, some familiar voices drifted past. And they weren't exactly the best voices in all of Konoha.
"Sasuke-kun, ready to show me what you're made of?"
"Get on with it, Orochimaru."
"Very well, let's see you do that Shuriken throwing technique I taught you yesterday."
"I learnt that technique six years ago."
"No matter. Whoever stands in your way will fall to your throwing Shuriken attack. Try to increase the speed up to one shuriken a minute, will you?"
"One shuriken a minute?"
"Is that too much for you? Very well. Two shuriken a minute."
"That's even harder," Sasuke's bemused voice replied.
"Oh yes, of course. One shuriken every five minutes. That will do, no?"
"That...is putting my ability to the limit. It will do..."
"Get started then."
Every five minutes, Naruto would be greeted with a solid thump on wood. In the end, he couldn't take it anymore.
"Will you guys give me a break?" he screamed, jumping out of a random bush. "I'm trying to train here! And a thump every five minutes isn't exactly helping-ttabayo!"
"I told you, Sasuke-kun," Orochimaru purred.
"Wait...Sasuke? I've heard of that name somewhere..." Naruto dived into the Idiot's Guide to Villains and began searching for the name. "Oh wait...here it is! I'll read it straight from the book...Remember, all Uchiha's, including Sasuke, are evil..."
One second passed.
Two seconds passed.
"OH MY WILL-OF-FIRE SASUKE'S EVIL!"
Sasuke stared back with half-open eyes. "Duh, idiot."
"Teme."
"Baka."
"Teme."
"Brat."
Teme."
"Will you stop saying that?" Sasuke finally cracked.
"What? Teme?" asked the unsuspecting blond.
"Yes! STOP SAYING TEME!" Sasuke screeched.
"Oh...okay, teme."
Sasuke twitched. His patience was being pushed over the line.
"That's it. Orochimaru, watch me. Naruto, I present to you...MY SHURIKEN THROWING TECHNIQUE!" Sasuke screamed, throwing a single shuriken at Naruto. "Beware, the next one will be in four minutes! That's almost impossible for me! Do I make you proud, Orochimaru?"
"Why of course, Sasuke-kun. Four minutes is really a great feat."
Naruto, meanwhile, wasn't paying attention. He was quickly flicking through his book, muttering. "Gotta find something...gotta find something... Let's see, 'if faced with a Snake Pedophile, bribe him with something about little kids,' huh? Like Itachi? Um...HEY! OROCHIMARU! I'll give you Itachi if...you...teach me that shuriken technique too-ttebayo!"
Meanwhile...
Itachi sneezed, dumping water on himself in a river a mile away from Konoha.
"A cold, Itachi-san?" Kisame asked, swimming in the river.
"Someone's talking about me. I bet it's that Jinchuu...I said too much," the Uchiha muttered to himself.
Back to story...
"DEAL!" Orochimaru screamed, punching his fist up into the air.
"Good old fashioned book-ttebayo," Naruto said contently, flipping through its pages once more. "If faced with Sharingan users, counter with Byakugan users..." The blond looked around, wondering if he could find Neji or Hinata anywhere. Unluckily for him, they weren't anywhere in sight.
"Um...Orochimaru...I'll give you that puppet guy if you stop Sasuke from killing me-ttebayo," Naruto said hastily, using the same technique he had used before.
"Puppet guy?" Orochimaru questioned.
"Kankurou?" Sasuke questioned.
"No...that Akatsuki puppet guy..." Naruto frowned, trying to remember the name.
"SASORI-KUN!"
"Ahhh, yep, that's the one, Orochimaru," Naruto said proudly.
"I've never heard of him." Sasuke was sulking.
"Nor have I," Naruto admitted.
"But-"
"I've only heard of him from Sakura-chan. Dattebayo!"
"ANOTHER DEAL!" Orochimaru screamed, dragging Sasuke off, ignoring protests. "Oh, Naruto-kun! Hand me Itachi-kun and Sasori-kun in a week from now! I'll come back for the two of them! And after you give me both I'll teach you the shuriken technique!"
"Okay! Thanks Orochimaru!" Naruto waved, before setting off again, orange handbook tucked in his pocket.
What a useful little book it was.
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