A/N: I know I was supposed to update Final Moments first, but I couldn't resist So bare with me here! Thank you to everyone who reviewed, especially to devotedtodreams and KaiyoUchiha!! I'm sorry, but I've decided to do Sasori and Deidara first...although Deidara and Tobi will come later, I promise you! Hidan and Kakuzu will come next, though.

Disclaimer: Naruto. Is. Not. Mine. Am I clear? But the book belongs to me :)

Warning: I think Akatsuki dominated here again...so sorry...

With a huge grin plastered on his face, Naruto began to start training. One shuriken every five minutes was how fast Sasuke could do it. Right now, he could only throw one shuriken every ten minutes. He had to work harder if he was going to beat Sasuke.

"Right! Today I'm going to train non-stop for three hours, go eat ramen, and then train more-ttebayo!" he promised himself. "That book Ero-sennin gave me really came in handy-ttebayo…I beat two Akatsuki members, Sasuke and Oroblablaa by myself! I'm so awesome-ttebayo!"

Meanwhile, two people were hiding in a nearby bush, badly concealed because bright blond hair and a giant puppet could be easily visible.

"Danna…do you think he knows we're here un?"

"Of course not. Now shut up, brat. He'll hear us like this."

Naruto suddenly perked up at this. "I thought I just heard someone…"

The certain blond person jumped out of the bush.

"AHA! Uzuchiha Naruke yeah!"

Naruto blinked.

"Brat. It's Uzumaki Naruto." A redhead walked out from the bush, looking as bored as ever. "At least get the name right."

"But Danna, I thought it was Uchimaki Saruto, yeah!"

"That's different to what you said last time," Sasori pointed out.

"No it's not yeah! Just because you think I've got the wrong view of art doesn't mean you have to say I'm wrong at everything, yeah!"

"I think? Deidara, you're art knowledge is as lacking as ever."

"But art really is fleeting, yeah!"

"How many times do I have to tell you that it is eternal? Don't make me angry."

The argument went on and on, both sides refusing to yield. Naruto stood in the middle, scratching his head. What was wrong with these two? Maybe...The Jinchuuriki flipped through his book.

"Giant flappy cloaks with red clouds, huh? OH MY GOD YOU TWO ARE VILLAINS!"

Deidara and Sasori stopped arguing and turned to Naruto.

"How did you know, yeah?"

"The book says so." Naruto pointed to his guide to villains book. "See, it says here: if faced with puppets, fight with the help of women. If faced with bombers or pyroblablaa's, chop of their arms first."

At this point, Naruto looked up in time to see Deidara's visible eye twitching furiously and an anime vein appear on Sasori's head.

"Um...did I say something wrong?" he asked, bewildered.

Nobody replied, since Deidara had just decided that a little tackling was in order. Naruto fell under the weight, and it soon turned into a cat fight. Sasori attempted to capture Naruto, but was caught in the process too.

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By the time they had finished, Deidara had two large scratches on his cheek and Sasori was out of Hiruko. And Naruto? Naruto was unconscious, chained up inside Hiruko.

"We...finally...captured...him...yeah..." Deidara panted, sitting down and leaning against a tree trunk.

"Shut up, brat. We still have to get him back to the hideout."

Deidara grumbled, but finally fell silent.

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"WE ARE HERE YEAH!" yelled a jubilant voice, echoing around the hideout.

"Shut up, Deidara. You'll wake the dead. Besides, you know how Itachi always wants his beauty sleep."

"I don't care about Itachi, yeah!"

"Shut up," Sasori hissed. Deidara fell silent. It was probably the smartest thing he had ever done this week.

"WE ARE HERE!" Sasori announced.

"Danna!" Deidara turned indignantly to his partner, but Naruto chose that moment to wake up.

"I got captured by villains-ttebayo!" he screamed, flipping through his handbook. "Fight your way out, huh? Deal-ttebayo!"

Naruto began kicking and punching and scratching at Hiruko, not realizing it was only a puppet. The odd noises coming from within Hiruko were enough to confound the two Akatsuki members.

"What the hell is going on?" Sasori demanded.

"I...don't know un..."

"The Jinchuurikii's woken up. Brat, knock him unconscious again!"

"But you need to open Hiruko first, un!"

"Fine..." Sasori sighed and opened up Hiruko.

At the first source of light, Naruto jumped out and began running away back towards Konoha. "See ya, SUCKERS!"

Sasori twitched.

Deidara backed away rapidly.

And that was the last thing Naruto saw before he ran off into the distance.

A/N: I know I've got the lamest ending, but blaa blaa blaa...

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