Thanks for the reviews. They make me feel a little better. Hehe, so before the story starts. There is a longish cameo from a character I don't particularly like. It's a she, her name also rhymes with Hella. And just for references. U-Dub is the University of Washington, WSU is Washington State University. ROFLMFAO is rolling on the floor laughing my effing ass off. This chapter is a bit longish compared to the other ones. Not too much Jared, but there will be next chapter. Uh, twilight isnt mine, wouldn't want it if it wasn't for the money rolling in for Stephanie Meyer, however I'd like my own Jacob thank you very much.
Uhm, another thing actually, my Kim isn't pretty. I durno, maybe in a unconvential way she might be, but SM states somewhere in one of the books, cannot remember which for the life of me, that Bella finds Kim to not be pretty. Instead, Jared brings out the prettiness in her features, or whatever. So, get the image of some beautiful Quileute goddess with ebony hair, perfect body, eyes and nose out of thy heads. This Kim is average in looks, pathetically shy, has self esteem as big as a jelly belly, and is mildly sarcastic. Timmy brings out the best in her. Oh, sorry, another thing. Timmy + Kim = platonic. That's it. Review Please.
Just Kim
Kim tried not to think of what Jared must of thought of her on the way to Forks. He'd caught her staring, like, blatantly staring.
"He probably doesn't even remember who you are, Kim." Timmy said. Words that Kim figured were supposed to make her feel better. Which, sadly, they did. Kim Connweller felt better after hearing that the object of her affections didn't know she existed. If that wasn't pathetic, she didn't know what was.
"Timmy, why do you think I am the way I am."
He raised an eyebrow, "maybe your parents dropped you on the head too many times."
That wasn't too far from the truth according to her mother. Apparently, Kim's sister had dropped her the first day Kim had been brought home from the hospital. At that moment, Kim was happy her sister had been rejected from U-Dub, and instead was at WSU.
"Why'd we come to Forks anyways?"
"Local groceries are too expensive." Kim said peeling back a couple a couple leaves of cabbage. "I think this is good, right? Timmy?"
"Hey, isn't that Jacob Black?" Kim turned around to look in the direction Timmy was looking. "Gosh, I never noticed how tall he's gotten."
"Shorter than Jared." Kim mused, "I never see him around school."
"You walk with your head down."
"Who's that he's with?" Kim said changing the conversation.
Kim and Timmy watched as a pretty girl with brown hair slapped Jacob Black on the shoulder as he popped a grape into his mouth after tearing a hole in the packaging. He pouted as he rubbed his arm. He said something making her laugh, he then popped another grape into his mouth.
"Jake!" The girl said, loudly enough for them to hear, "you can't do that!"
He gave her a look as if saying 'I just did', "Seriously, Bells? They won't even notice."
"You made a huge hole in the bag, of course they'll notice!" The girl named 'Bells' put the package of grapes into her grocery cart. "What am I supposed to do with you. I guess you can't help it if your young brain tells you too." The girl pushed her cart towards Timmy and Kim's direction, and the two friends quickly looked away so that they wouldn't be caught staring. Kim for the second time that day.
"It's only a year." He muttered under his breath.
"-and some."
"Plus, I thought it was clear that I was older than you. Remember I was th-"
The girl poked around at some tomatoes, "you ripped a grape bag to eat two grapes. That deducts like five years. Jake! No more!" She slapped his hand away from the ripped bag in the cart.
"Why does it matter? You're buying them for me anyways!" He whined.
"It's called stealing."
"How's it stealing if it'll eventually be mine?" He asked.
"Cause it's not yours now." She said, moving in the opposite direction, getting further away from Kim.
"Fine, say it is "stealing". Isn't it exciting? The thrill of eating these grapes that aren't paid for."
"You need a life, Jake."
"Try it." Jacob Black picked up a grape from the bag. "Open."
"I am not eating that."
"Baby." He taunted, his voice fading as the distance between the pair of friends grew, "Baby Bella."
"Don't come crying to me if you get a tummy bug."
"Tummy bug, what am I five? Let's call it something different, like," he thought a second, "stomach anguish." That made the girl named Bella burst out laughing and the two disappeared behind the aisle.
Timmy turned to Kim, "is it sad that we listened to two people we don't know talk for like ten minutes?"
"I'd call it pathetic, but I think we're on the same page." Kim said, picking up two avocados.
"Do you think they're dating?"
"They look it."
"The kid is totally into her. And an older woman at that, props to the tall sophomore."
Kim laughed, and the two quickly wheeled their cart to the junk food section of the store. After picking enough high fructose corn syrup to put a grown man into a coma, the two paid and left Forks munching on their chocolate bars. It was an unusually sunny day in Washington, so Timmy suggested they go to the beach and Kim agreed. It truly was too nice a chance to pass up. So Kim dropped off the groceries at her house, making sure to hide the candy so that her mom wouldn't yell at her, and the two headed over towards the beach. Luckily, for Kim, her house was one of the ones closer to the beach. Although, she supposed it made her house more susceptible to tsunamis. But there was no use thinking negatively.
"So, I think," Timmy started, "you should give up on Jared Cheveyo. Like, forget him."
Kim gave him a wary look, "you think I haven't been trying?"
"You should try a different guy."
She gave him another look, this one was warier "Are you saying you? I've tried already, you do nothing for me."
"Good, we're on the same page then." Timmy said grinning, "cause I like my girls big, blonde, and beautiful. Big chested that is. You, Kim Connweller, are-" "Don't be looking at my boobs, pervert." "-dark and big cheek boned."
Kim gave an annoyed sigh. She hated her cheekbones. They were like half an egg on her too small face, making all her other features smaller so that they, her cheekbones, could be the center of attention. Kim touched the half eggs on her face.
"Thanks for reminding me, you one-sixteenth-Quileute."
"Oh, that's the way it is, is it? You not-even-mediumed-"
"You pervert!" Kim yelled, kicking sand at her friend.
In the back of her mind, Kim thought it was a bad idea to kick sand at Timmy. In the end it always played out so that he'd win. Whatever it was. And this time would probably be no different. Oh well, too later for that.
"Okay, okay!" Timmy said laughing as he backed up into the ocean. "I'm sorry. I shouldn't have looked at your not-even-medium sized-"
"Oh my God." Kim said, "I think I might hate you right now!" She followed him closer towards the tides.
"Actually, they might even be minuscule." Timmy laughed as he riled her up, he then touched his own chest. "Hey Kim, you think mine may be bigger than yous?"
"Asshole!"
Timmy was in the cold water up to his knees and he laughed. "Okay, I'll stop. Come on Kimmy, give Timmy a hug. Let's make up."
"Not before I kill you!"
"No making up?" He grinned, "if you say so."
Oh shit, Kim thought. She was going to get it. As fast as she could, Kim tried to run back out of the water before Timmy caught her. Kim didn't know why she even tried, Timmy caught her in about a second, picked her up and threw her into the freezing pacific ocean. Kim sputtered, wiping water out of her face as she got up.
"Timmy!"
He was already on shore, the exact definition of ROFLMFAO. She glared at him when she got on shore.
"I hate you." She bent down next to him and slapped his arm as hard as she could, "you're such an asshole!" Timmy just laughed. But after watching Timmy laugh until he had tears coming out his eyes, Kim found herself begrudgingly starting to crack a smile. Timmy might have been her only friend, but she wouldn't have traded him for ten other people.
"Come on, I'm freezing. Cause of someone." Kim slapped him on the arm one more time, got up and froze quite still. Timmy got up.
"Kim~. Kim Connweller. Anyone home?" Timmy asked as he waved a hand in front of Kim's face. He turned around to see who she'd seen to make her freeze.
In front of her was none other than Jared Cheveyo, and to his side, Sam Uley.
Correction.
In front of her was none other than a shirtless Jared Cheveyo, and to his side, uh, that other guy that Kim didn't care about.
OKay so I actually have a few question cause I cant remember for the life of me. Whenish did Jacob change in new moon, like month-ish. And whenish was the bonfire that Jacob took Bella too? And is Victoria ever mentioned in NM at all? Thanks!! :)