Hello, Cool People!

Love you all for reviewing… Now, I think there's gonna be a story in here, just be attentive with the words and conversations… we'll see… until then I'll be subtle… heheh! Remembering the time I don't even know what subtle means…

New set of those, here goes…

Disclaimers, the usual, for the Love of God!

CUDDY: (talking with someone in the phone while rummaging through the pile of charts)

HOUSE: (walks in with chart of exam room 2 patient in hand and settled at the nurse's station beside Cuddy)

CUDDY: Cancel it. If those supplies will not be delivered in the agreed time then don't even dare deliver it! (hung up and gestured to leave)

HOUSE: wait, can you spell ICUP for me? I need to write it on this chart…

CUDDY: (still rattled with the suppliers causing her trouble) what ICUP? Or do you mean hiccup?

HOUSE: I think its ICUP.

CUDDY: I-C-U-P… I think…

HOUSE: You saw me pee? (laughs profusely)

CUDDY: (looking puzzled) What's funny?

HOUSE: You said, I---see---you---pee! (laughs again)

CUDDY: I did not saw you pee. (walks away)

HOUSE: (laughter dissolves into a choke then cough then face turned to look serious)

BRENDA: Hey, Dr. House, was that supposed to be a pick-up line? Cause, you know, it's a sucker. Don't ever think of using it again.

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HOUSE: Hello, Lisa Cuddy! Good Morning. I am Gregory House. You can call me Greg. I am funny, adorable, extremely sexy, seductively irresistible, financially stable and have a very interesting DNA structure.

CUDDY: (whispered to his ear) I already have a donor.

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HOUSE: Well, I am telepathic and I can tell that you love me, right?

CUDDY: No.

HOUSE: Damn! (hit his forehead with his free hand)I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.

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CUDDY: (picked up a post-it sticking in her office door and read it in her mind)

Are you a Pokemon? 'Coz I'd really like to Pikachu! --- House.

(smiles inwardly; crumpling the paper) He's pathetic… What a trash…

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(Phone rings)

HOUSE: (lifted the phone and sniff his nose purposively) uh---hello?

CUDDY: Why are you absent? Something wrong?

HOUSE: A---chooo!

CUDDY: Are you sick?

HOUSE: (exhaled deeply) I think I am.

CUDDY: Do you need something? You need me to drop by there?

HOUSE: Sure. You wanna come by my home for sex and pizza?

CUDDY: No!

HOUSE: No? You don't like pizza?

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HOUSE: Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?

CUDDY: Not in this lifetime.

HOUSE: I thought you knew…

CUDDY: I thought so that you knew I never will.

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HOUSE: You're lips looks soo lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

CUDDY: No. It's married.

HOUSE: I don't see a wedding ring in it.

CUDDY: Believe me. It's married to Human Papillomavirus genotypes 16 and 18 of the papovavirus group of DNA viruses. You wouldn't want to pick a fight with him.

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HOUSE: Hi! Do you want to bear my children?

CUDDY: For the hundredth time today I would have to say "No."

HOUSE: Okay, then. Can we just practice?

CUDDY: Again, No!

HOUSE: I'm not trying to pressure you or anything… I don't want to have sex without mutual consent… And by the way, you have my consent.

CUDDY: Whatever.

HOUSE: Good. Then, let's go to my place and do the thing I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

There.

Feed my narcissism. tell me which one you like.

(singing) Push the button and let me know… (singing)