CHAPTER 3 Review Replies (love ko 'to)

HouseAddict16 – yeah.. I thought of that for a long time… haha! Laughed at that myself.

mj0621 – Okay lang mabaliw, Bes. Sabay tayo pa-admit sa mental! Basta may TV at DVD ng HOUSE MD tapos kakain at matutulog na lang pagkatapos magpapanggap na baliw habang-buhay! Baliw sa HUDDY! Ganda ng plano ko no?

girlwithwingsoffire – fine. I'd be glad to let go so that you'll get that HOUSE thingy you want. Your joy anyway is enough for me. I am already very grateful to your kind reviews.

RogueButterfly – w0w! One of the good writers I like is here! Nice! Wait… I won't pass the chance to nag you! GET TO YOUR STORY and WRITE! A-ba! Groove Armada! Groove Armada! Groove Armada! Groove Armada! Groove Armada! Groove Armada! Groove Armada! Groove Armada! Well, what can I say? I'm a fan.

Mispent Youth – ahahah! I laughed my ass out while wrting that!

Kris the fanficaholic – I am very happy for that.

Isabel Juno – I brought you flowers!

Serena – yes! I think so… The alien one… its cute… let me think if I can use that! ahahahaha!

HouseAddiction – FINALLY! I talked to you last valentine's day! Wehheeh! I forgot to greet you then… okay… I'm greeting you now…BELATED HAPPY VALENTINES (actually it goes for everyone)… marching with the HUDDY ARMY… lets go invite them too, eh?

Bubbles – okay. Fine. I give up. I'll let it stay as it is and my story writing goes to STATE OF FUGUE. I really give up. Please enjoy. Heheheh…

TeresaB – thank you so much!

And how about a GREYS and HOUSE crossover? With HUDDY of course… I saw one on the Greys page but it's a HAMERON… I am so envious… Who would like to co-write or write it yourself and I'll be the first audience? Feel free to PM me. I'll be more than happy to keep in touch.

Thank you for reviewing. You are all so nice. I enjoy doing this as well. Love you all.

Disclaimers: I own the show. No one crosses me. Pay me. Sue me. I am a beaver! Find me!

CUDDY: (passed by Wilson's office and overheard Wilson and House talking)

HOUSE: (performance level) I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss of her mouth, one touch of her hand---

WILSON: (sighed)haaaay…

HOUSE: ---than an eternity without it.

CUDDY: (smiled to herself but remained quiet thinking whether House would use that as a pick-up line to her because seriously, House memorizing her favorite movie line will get through to her)

WILSON: are you serious about using that line to her?

HOUSE: Any reasons why I can't?

WILSON: You forgot about the last line. (looking at the piece of paper where the line of City of Angels was copied) Nicholas Cage said "One" at the end of his line.

HOUSE: … one touch of her hand than an eternity without it. (pause dramatically) One.

CUDDY: (failed to suppress the giggle and went in Wilson's office abruptly to cover her ass) W---wilson! I want to ask something---Uh---House, hi!

(awkward silence)

(awful smell followed)

(exchanges of suspicious stares)

HOUSE: Hey, Cuddy! Somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

CUDDY: (looked at Wilson and House: confused) Sure.

(House held her hand and winked at Wilson)

HOUSE: ---grab some coffee maybe, then catch a movie… (to Cuddy)

(the two left until Wilson was left alone in his own office)

WILSON: (eyes widen when a realization dawn into him) Hey! It wasn't me…

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HOUSE: Hey, Cutie!

CUDDY: What now?

HOUSE: No, not you. Your body.

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HOUSE: I'M GONNA HAVE SEX TONIGHT!

CUDDY: (approached House to reprimand him for shouting at the lobby)

HOUSE: (looked at Cuddy and smirked at her) I'm gonna have sex tonight! (he told her)

CUDDY: (frown) with whom?

HOUSE: Depends.

CUDDY: on what?

HOUSE: What are you doing tonight at around 1?

CUDDY: I think I'll be busy banging my head on the wall than to be alive only to spend it having sex with you, which I think I would definitely prefer.

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HOUSE: Excuse me. I have a problem.

CUDDY: Again?

HOUSE: (eyed her as if saying whatever) I wonder if you can help me.

CUDDY: Ok. I'll see what I can do. So what's your problem?

HOUSE: I have every STD in the book except for one and I think you can give it to me!

CUDDY: What?!?

HOUSE: So, infect me!

CUDDY: YOU READ MY FILE?

HOUSE: (panicked) What?

CUDDY: YOU READ MY FILE?

HOUSE: You have STD? (Grossed out)

CUDDY: (smiled victoriously) Gotcha!

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HOUSE: Success?

CUDDY: Yeah. I saved your ass again.

HOUSE: You are so good, Boss!

CUDDY: Next time try not to be sued.

HOUSE: You know, they say that behind every beautiful woman there is a beautiful behind.

CUDDY:My intention is not pure. I am not acting in kindness.

HOUSE: Oh, I know that. I am just making a point that well, your ass is gorgeous.

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HOUSE: This is a test of the emergency pick-up line service. Beeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have heard a bad pick-up line.

CUDDY: It's bad. Really bad.

HOUSE: You heard that?

CUDDY: I would have to hear that.

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HOUSE: (saw Cuddy leaving from the Clinic) Hey! Where are you going?

CUDDY: Home.

HOUSE: You're not just gonna leave me here like this are you?

CUDDY: What will be your argument in convincing me to take you home with me?

HOUSE: (he pointed his cane to a sign board) Read that.

CUDDY: (read in mind: Don't leave your valuables unattended)

HOUSE:(smiled childishly)

CUDDY: Nice.

Third set. Love this.