CUDDY: Good Morning, Dr. House.
HOUSE: Good morning to you too. Wait, I have something to tell you.
CUDDY: What?
HOUSE: Your daddy must have been a baker because you've got a nice set of buns.
CUDDY: (laughed at his class act) You, of all people, should know that my father is never a baker.
HOUSE: (confused that Cuddy did not get angry at his class act) Of course I know that.
CUDDY: Goodbye now, Dr. House.
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CUDDY: (rummaged the hospital only to find House eating in the canteen) HOUSE! You have clinic duty, right at this hour.
HOUSE: (took a bite and looked around) Cuddles, what's it like being the most beautiful woman in the cafeteria?
CUDDY: (smiled and sat herself across House) House, what's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
HOUSE: Oooh… low self-esteem… that's not good…
CUDDY: (whispered) You should know by now that flattering me will not save you from having to fill in your clinic hour requirements, right?
HOUSE: I really think that you're the best looking woman in here.
CUDDY: Really?
HOUSE: (nodded) Uh-huh.
CUDDY: Well, I'd better go find the best looking man then, hadn't I? While you better go finish clinic to save your job, hadn't you?
HOUSE: (nodded) Uh-huh.
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HOUSE: Dr. Cuddy! I'm developing a new hobby, you know?
CUDDY: Really? That's good. Because you know, it would mean less time left for you to bug me.
HOUSE: I like cooking now, you know.
CUDDY: Okay. That's good. Productive hobby, at least now you'd bug Wilson less too.
HOUSE: (looked at her from head to foot maliciously) So, how do you like your eggs in the morning? (winks)
CUDDY: (rolled her eyes) Unfertilized.
HOUSE: No kidding?
CUDDY: Argh, go to hell.
HOUSE: In vitro gone wrong?
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HOUSE: Can we talk?
CUDDY: About what?
HOUSE: (changed voice) So, baby, tonight, your place or mine?
CUDDY: Both. You'll go to your place. I'll go to mine, Nice talking to you.
HOUSE: You don't know what you're missing. I know how to please a woman.
CUDDY: Then, please leave me alone.
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HOUSE: Lisa, I just remembered. Do you know that we actually met before?
CUDDY: Of course. In Michigan U.
HOUSE: No. Even, before that.
CUDDY: I don't know remember...
HOUSE: Remember the dream you had of the perfect guy? I was standing to his right.
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HOUSE: I looked beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included.
CUDDY: Thanks! Hey, I saw you name too. It was labeled next to filthy.
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HOUSE: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
CUDDY: Yeah, but this time don't bother to stop to annoy me.
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HOUSE: Hello. I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick "Do you come here often?" "What's your sign?" or "Hello. I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines"?
CUDDY: I'll give you a dollar so you could ask someone else.
HOUSE: I'm sick and my medicine is to talk to you.
CUDDY: Yeah, like I would believe that.
HOUSE: Fine. Where's that dollar?
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HOUSE: Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I am kind of concerned, I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I am too shy to ask for it. Then I finally get the nerve to call you and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past the sexual tension and it really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, our relationship became solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want to have kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks started to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop really taking care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self confidence, I turned to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You'll find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just so sad. Think about the children! For god's sake! If you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual because we both know where it's going.
CUDDY: (stared at him blankly)
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HOUSE: Hey, baby, do you wanna go to my place and hang out? (wink wink)
CUDDY:Baby me again, House and you'll be peeing though a catheter. (wink wink)
sorry if it took me too long to upload this. I ran out of ideas, until now. I rechecked the typos and corrected it already. Sorry about that too, coz I used Microsoft dictation with that one. My computer is deaf sometimes.
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