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HouseAddiction – hey! Long time, no chat! Sorry about all the typos this chapter have at the time you had read it. But it was so nice of you to leave a message. And oh, remember the story about a bet that I offered you to co-write with me? I have a revision to make, I'll probably e-mail it to you this week. I promise. I am working on that one. I'll discuss it with you, partner.

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Now, ta-da!

HOUSE: (Approached Cuddy from her back)

CUDDY: (Startled by House's nearness to her face)

HOUSE: (Touched her face, shoulders, arms)) Thank God, I thought you were only an illusion. A mirage.

CUDDY: Excuse me, you're touching me.

HOUSE: Do you know that there aren't enough "O" in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are to my touch?

CUDDY: I beg your pardon?

HOUSE: Smoo—oooooooo-oo---oth! (hands going down her back to her waist)

CUDDY: Hey! Let go!

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HOUSE: You must be going to hell, because it's a sin to look that good.

CUDDY: No. You go to hell.

HOUSE: Because I look good too?

CUDDY: No, because you belong there.

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HOUSE: Good Morning, Cuddy!

CUDDY: Good morning to you too, Dr. House. Bright day is it?

HOUSE: (nodded charmingly) that's a nice watch.

CUDDY: Thank you.

HOUSE: Actually, that's a nice dress you're wearing today.

CUDDY: Again, thank you but if your planning on peeking through my breast again-----

HOUSE: Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.

CUDDY: (closed the chart and passed it to the nurse) Okay, that's it. Your compliments are starting to scare me.

HOUSE: You are a 9.999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

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HOUSE: Cuddles, your breast reminds me of Mount Rushmore… my face should be among them…

CUDDY: In your dreams, you evil bastard!

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HOUSE: (walked in the hospital doors)

CUDDY: You're late, why am I not surprised?

HOUSE: Here are my keys.

CUDDY: I don't do confiscation of properties to punish employees.

HOUSE: Take it.

CUDDY: Why?

HOUSE: Here's the key to my house, my car, my bike… and my heart.

CUDDY: Seriously? Or is it a pick-up line?

HOUSE: And one last key to Motel Room Number 3 near the diner, tonight at 8. Wear something red and sexually arousing.

CUDDY: (walked towards the trashcan and after smiling at him, dropped it and walked away)

HOUSE: Hey, that's a trashcan!

CUDDY: Exactly the point. (went to her office)

HOUSE: Cuddy, I'm serious about the key to my heart line.

CUDDY: Sure (closed her office door and locked it)

HOUSE: (sighed) SOMEBODY CALL MAINTENANCE!

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HOUSE: Wow!

CUDDY: What? Is that supposed to be another pick-up line? It's terrible.

HOUSE: You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line.

CUDDY: I think you are already experiencing memory gaps. Common indicator of old age, you know?

HOUSE: You know, seriously, as far as I can remember there are only two beautiful girls in the world.

CUDDY: I will assume one of the two is me and the other is who? Your mom? Stacey?

HOUSE: Neither. Because you (pointing at her breast) are both of them.

CUDDY: You are the most pathetic idiot in the face of the world.

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HOUSE: Was your father a 'meat burgler'?

CUDDY: (rolled her eyes at him) Not another line about my father… coz you know… another one and I'm telling him on you…

HOUSE: Because it looks like somebody took fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress!

CUDDY: I am definitely telling him on you.

HOUSE: Don't you dare do that!

CUDDY: I will do that. The last time he was a baker, you said. Then a thief and now a meat burgler. You will be so dead.

HOUSE: I hate you.

CUDDY: (mouthed) D-E-A-D

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HOUSE: (noticed Cuddy talking to a charming guy as both were waiting for the elevator door to open. He limped his way to them as fast as he could, and he was just in time to board it with them.)

CUTE OPD PATIENT: (talking to Cuddy) I would like to call you. (smiled handsomely to her)

CUDDY: (looked at the guy and smiled sweetly)

HOUSE: (Just when Cuddy is about to open her mouth to answer House spoke) It's in the phone book.

CUDDY: (snapped her head at House) HOUSE! (whispered to him) We are talking here

HOUSE: You two are not talking. You two are flirting.

CUDDY: Look at him; he's irresistible (still whisphering).

CUTE OPD PATIENT: Ahm, excuse me. (to Cuddy) I would really like to call you, to ask you out sometime.

HOUSE:I already told you, it's in the phone book!

CUTE OPD PATIENT: But I don't know her name.

HOUSE:It's in the phone book too.

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HOUSE: Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours: JUST SAY YES!

CUDDY: (silently walked out the exam room)

HOUSE: (sighed and thought: Damn! It didn't work.)

CUDDY: (went back in after a few seconds) Okay. But I won't be out of the hospital until 8:30. I have a meeting. We could go out, that is if you can wait…

HOUSE: (stared at her blankly) Sure.

CUDDY: Okay. 8:30 then. (reluctantly nodded then she walks away)

HOUSE: (smiled and limped through the door to watch her leave) See you later.

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