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(Date)

HOUSE: (went to the restroom)

CUDDY: (left alone; sitting in the bar) Sorry, that seat is taken.

YOUNG GUY: (sat beside Cuddy) Listen to this: my buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful woman in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?

CUDDY: (frown at the guy's audacity)

HOUSE: (coming back; approached the guy) Excuse me, do you even have any idea how much money this woman earns per year? Per month? Your bet money with your friends will look like shit in a farmland! Go back to your buddies, kid and stick to the lemon juice. Tell them you were able to start a conversation with the most handsome man in the bar though.

CUDDY: (shook her head as the young guy walk away from them)

HOUSE: Those idiots, trying to pick you up!

CUDDY: (sipped her beer; looking at House meaningfully)

HOUSE: WHAT?

CUDDY: You're ugly when you're jealous. (Mimicking House when he said that to her.)

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HOUSE: (walked up to Cuddy and bit her in the shoulder)

CUDDY: What are you doing?

HOUSE: Sorry. I was taking a bite out of a crime.

CUDDY: What!?!

HOUSE: Well, it has to be illegal to look that good.

CUDDY: (still uncomfortable) Well, then, get a lawyer. I'll sue you.

HOUSE: You must be kidding.

CUDDY: I'll get you for physical injuries.

HOUSE: (fascinated) Not sexual harassment?

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HOUSE: (bumped at Cuddy down the corridor)

CUDDY: Careful, watch where you are going.

HOUSE: If I knew how hot you were I would have grabbed your ass instead of bumping into you.

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CUDDY: (having a bad day; walking down the University campus)

HOUSE: Cuddles!

CUDDY: (sighed) Not today, House. Technically, not now.

HOUSE: Hey, I'd just tell you---don't frown. You'll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

CUDDY:(smiled) thoughtful.

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HOUSE: C!

CUDDY: yep?

HOUSE: If you were a "phaser gun" you'd be set on "STUNNING." (pretending to have been stunned)

CUDDY: You a fan of Star Trek, House? I thought you hate SciFi.

HOUSE: Oh, you don't know that. I fancy Captain Janeway and Subcommander T'Pol. (winks) I love SciFi.

CUDDY: Do you know that I have a thing for Spock?

HOUSE: That pointed?

CUDDY: No, that handsome.

HOUSE: He's over twenty years older than you.

CUDDY: Whatever.

HOUSE: Yeah, whatever.

CUDDY: Okay. I got to run.

HOUSE: Sure. Bye.

CUDDY: Live long and prosper.

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(House's dream) A black man, white guy and House were at a bar.

SEDUCTIVE CUDDY: Whoever can use the words "liver" and "cheese" with style can have me tonight.

WHITE GUY: Stake that "liver" and melt that "cheese: on me.

BLACK MAN:I hate "liver" but I want "cheese" as much as I want you.

HOUSE: Hey, you two! "Liver" alone. "Cheese" mine.

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HOUSE: Tonight you know that you will be sitting on your bed and you will be holding your pillow close to your body and wish that it was me pressing against your chest.

CUDDY: If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery. I would choose winning the lottery. But it would be close, real close.

HOUSE: But I hadn't given you any choice. There's no option such as winning the lottery.

CUDDY: (smiled teasingly) I know.

HOUSE: Ooooooh… are you picking me up?

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HOUSE: (found Wilson and Cuddy talking after the board meeting, limped to them)

WILSON: Hello, House.

CUDDY: (smiled at him)

HOUSE: (handed Wilson a $20) You're right. (looked at Cuddy in the eyes) Those are the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.

WILSON: (puzzled) I said that?

CUDDY: (smiled inwardly)