DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto. Which sucks ass, by the way. -runs away and cries-
A/N: Sorry I haven't updated. I have currently got back on track with my gaia obsession. -sweatdrops- If you have a gaia, feel free to add me! (XxEmoScissorPiexX). I shall try to update faster, but if I don't, you may eat me. Thank you.
I arrived at the Hokage faces to see that Ino had done so much! The whole thing was in colors like blue and dark purple, and it looked amazing! There was a DJ and a dance floor! Surrounding it was a bar and tables. There was also a disco ball hanging from one of the trees. You say lame; I say friggin' awesome, man! I looked around for a few moments and grabbed a drink from the bar before spotting Ino.
She was dressed in a jean miniskirt with black leggings and a black tank top with lace trim under a jean jacket. Her hair was up in a messy bun with bits of it falling in her face. She smiled at me and waved. I walked over.
"Ino, everything looks amazing! You look amazing! Wow! This is gonna be so awesome!" I exclaimed and gave her an air kiss. She returned the gesture.
"Thanks! Doesn't it? You look awesome! I wish I could pull that off! You are so lucky!" she told me. I grinned and thanked her.
"Hey, when are the others going to be arriving? And what's the party for?" I asked, only partially caring. A party was a party, after all!
"They should be coming any time soon! And I'm having a party because… I'm having a party! Do I need a reason?"
I laughed. "Guess not!"
Suddenly I heard someone whistle and I spun around. Kiba, who did not have Akamaru with him, Choji, Shikamaru, Hinata, Shino, Sakura, and Sasuke were walking up to us.
"Wow Nikki! You look awesome." Kiba said, looking at me up and down, mostly at my butt, though you could tell by his eyes that he was just messing with me.
I rolled my eyes, downed my drink, and threw my empty cup at him. "Pervert!" I exclaimed while laughing.
Shikamaru was wearing a fishnet top and had his hair down and hanging in his face, looking very nice, but as lazy as ever.
Sasuke had on black pants that were ripped at the knee and a black leather jacket over a black sleeveless top. Man does he look good in leather! His arms were crossed and he was scowling, but at least no one had to drag him here.
Kiba had his hood down and his jacket unzipped. Underneath was a black shirt that showed off his muscle. Shino wasn't wearing his sunglasses, and he actually looked really good without them. His eyes were a pretty dark grey. I wondered why he didn't have them on; he never seemed to take them off. I glanced at Kiba, who seemed pretty close to Shino. Perhaps he had made him? I cocked an eyebrow at the two of them, and they looked confused. I chuckled.
Choji was wearing a navy blue T-shirt, which I think is a good color for him. It makes his look slimmer.
Hinata had on a black tube top that ended just below her breasts, and blue jeans. Her hair was messier than usual, but in a sexy kind of messy. She looked different, and for a second I didn't recognize her. But she looked amazing nonetheless!
Sakura's hair was pinned up except for a bit in the front, which hung down around her face. She had on a flowered spaghetti-strap top on that in my opinion showed way too much cleavage and little jean shorts that showed way too much of her butt. Personally, I thought she was being way too sluttish. But that's just me. I looked around. Where was Naruto? Suddenly I heard a call. "Nikki-chan! Konnichiwa!"
It was Naruto. As soon as I laid eyes on him, my mouth dropped open. He looked amazing, drop-dead gorgeous! He was wearing a black tank, with a fishnet long-sleeved top over it, which looked way hot on him, and jeans, instead of his normal orange jumpsuit pants on. He was not wearing his hitai-ate, which made his hair fall every which way. It may not be all that amazing sounding, and perhaps it was just in the light, but he looked majorly hot!
I sprinted over to him, my heart pounding in my chest as I concealed my nervousness. "Naruto-kun, you look amazing!" I exclaimed, "Like, wow!"
Naruto grinned. "Right back at ya Nikki-chan! Though, I'm sure you dressed yourself. Ino helped me pick something." He rubbed his neck and laughed a bit. I shrugged.
"Help or no help, you still look great!" I thanked him and then noticed that the DJ had just begun a song. It sounded somewhat electronic, and was very upbeat- a perfect party song. I smiled and grabbed his hand, pulling him onto the dance floor. "Come on, let's dance!"
We danced for quite a while, and I had to say that for a hyperactive knuckle-headed ninja, he was a pretty good dancer! The sun had set by the time we got tired, and we went to the bar to get a beer.
After grabbing a few per person, we took a seat on the floor, arranging ourselves so we were in a circle. I chugged my first beer waiting for Ino to tell us what we were doing. Ino uttered three words and my mouth stretched into a smile. Some people scooted back a bit, their eyes widening, and some just sat there nodding. It was a dangerous game; you never knew what was going to happen, or what someone would say. The name hovered in the air for a moment, taunting us all as I put away my second beer.
Truth or Dare.
Ino started. She turned to the person on her left: Hinata. "Hinata, truth or dare?" she asked. You could see the evil gleam in her eyes. Hinata shuddered. "If you say truth, I'll be really sad, Hinata-chan." She added, though it sounded like more of a threat then just a statement.
And with that, Hinata took a deep breath and said, aloud, in a bold voice that didn't sound like it belonged to her, "Dare."
Ino's smirk grew into a full-fledged evil grin as she tapped her chin, pretending to think about what she was going to make Hinata do, though anyone could tell that she had already made up her mind. After a minute-long pause, she finally looked up at Hinata. "I dare you... to kiss Naruto for five seconds!"
I downed three more beers.
Both Hinata and Naruto turned a bright red color, and I glared at Ino, though she was too busy to notice me, as she was staring at the two ninjas eagerly. Naruto sat next to me, and I had an urge to knock him out so Hinata couldn't complete the dare, but I didn't. Why I even cared was beyond me. I mean, I knew Hinata liked him, and I was Naruto's friend, so who was I to stand between them? I sighed, which made Naruto turn to look at me. I shook me head and smiled, then gave him an encouraging nudge, though my heart was sinking into my stomach with every second. I drank another beer.
By now, if anyone had been keeping track, I had drank at least six beers. Which isn't very good, due to the fact that I have very low tolerance. I found this out when I was 12 and decided I wanted to try one. Or two... I passed out for like, thirty seconds. But I seemed fine, so I never told my mom. I was feeling a bit dizzy, but I didn't care. Another went down as Hinata leaned closer to Naruto.
Another wave of blushes spread across their faces as they turned away, and I scowled. Couldn't they just get it over with? I mean, really, they didn't have to drag it out forever.
Ino was drumming her fingers on the side of her beer, bored and impatient, it looked like. "Come on! We don't have all night! Just kiss so we can continue!" She snapped, and Hinata jumped a bit, and then nodded.
She leaned closer and closer, her lips centimeters from Naruto's. I growled. 3 centimeters, 2, 1, and... they met. Hinata looked down at the floor while Naruto's eyes stayed wide open, looking around the circle of people, and I held a long growl inside me, it dying in my throat. I looked away, and Naruto seemed to notice, furrowing his eyebrows. I downed another beer as the pulled away. Five seconds? Ha! Seemed more like an hour to me.
Hinata went back to her seat, her cheeks looking like she had pressed them against a hot pan, they were so red. Naruto turned to me for a moment, but I shot him a glare. I didn't feel like talking. It wasn't his fault, and I knew that, but it didn't matter. I just knew that I didn't want him and Hinata kissing anymore.
Naruto turned away from my glare. It had actually been my soft evil glare, not the one that would probably make Satan shiver in fear. Ino continued with the game. "Ok... Naruto, your turn, or you can pass and let someone else ask."
Naruto glanced around the circle, once again at me, and shook his head. "Someone else can go," he said. I chuckled a bit, but no one heard me. He was so easily frightened by me. This could come in handy sometime.
Ino grinned. "Alrighty then, someone else volunteer? Or shall I pick someone?" Everyone glanced at each other, and Ino, who seemed kind of jumpy—getting drunk, are we Ino?—clapped her hands together. How 'bout I pick someone? Um... Let's see..." She scanned the crowd. "I've got it!"
But I didn't get to find out whom it was that she chose, for I passed out. I do remember, though, that my arm landed on a beer bottle when I fell, and it broke, and... well, it didn't feel all that great...
There was a white light shining as I heard someone talking in the distance. What was this? I couldn't see, for my vision was all fuzzy, yet it was still so warm, so… comforting. Was this… heaven? I didn't know. Suddenly my vision cleared up, and I saw that I was in a hospital. I let out a long voosh of air as I realized I had been holding my breath. I looked over to see two people sitting there, their backs turned to me. But I could tell immediately who they were, because there is only one person I know that wears an orange jumpsuit, and there is only one person that I know that wears their hair up on top of their head in a ponytail without it falling down in their face. Naruto and Shikamaru. They weren't talking, just sitting there, and that was when I got an evil thought in my head…
Yeah!! That's my girl!! Be evil, it's okay!!
Whatever… just shut up you… you… mean-butt head!!
Okay, what kind of insult is that??
I dunno… but whatever. That's what you are!! Cus I dunno what you are!!
I would be your conscience type thing…
Right… but you do have a name, right?
Yup. It's Mayonaka Hina. But according to you it's "mean-butt head"!!
Hey!! How come you get an awesomeness Japanese name and I'm stuck with English?
Cus I'm more awesomer than you! F'sho homey.
Well who asked you anyway?
You.
Good point…
Anyway, like I said, I had an evil idea.
Sticking my index finger in my mouth and swishing the saliva around until in was wetter than wet, I grinned then went to do the other finger. After they were dripping with spit I creeping out of my bed and snuck up behind the two genin and slowly but surely I…
…stuck my fingers in their ears!!
They both popped out of their chairs and flew so high that I thought they would hit the ceiling! I laughed, and when they came back down they both glared at me, but a smile was plastered to their faces all at the same time.
And then Naruto's fell a bit. Not a lot, but it fell enough for me to notice. I plopped down, remembering the whole Truth or Dare thing. My face flushed with anger as I looked at my feet. This kind of seemed to freak Shikamaru out, and he twitched.
"I'm gonna leave..." he informed us. I nodded. Naruto just sat there, looking a little upset and confused.
After he left, I smiled softly at Naruto, secretly and quietly apologizing for glaring at him. He smiled back, looking apologetic as well, which confused me. He had nothing to apologize for.
"Um... Nikki-chan... You okay?" he asked carefully. I nodded. "Are you sure?" he persisted. "Cus you seemed mad yesterday, and I don't really know why..." his voice trailed off.
I giggled. He was so oblivious. I shook my head. "No, I'm fine. It's nothing." I told him, forcing a smile. And it really was ok. I was just being a jealous idiot. Hinata was like, in love with Naruto. And I didn't even know if I liked him like that. She definitely deserved him.
Naruto smiled in relief. "That's good. Cus, when I thought you were mad at me it was kind of scary. You could probably kill me if you wanted to." He laughed a bit. I joined in.
"Perhaps I could. But I never would, so it doesn't matter." I smiled contently and flopped on my side, only to jerk back up again. "Ow! Shit! What the fuck?" I looked over at my arm to see it covered in bandages. Bloody bandages to be precise. I twitched, and a wave of pain overtook me. "OOWW! Dammit, that hurts!!" I screamed, tears gathering. Naruto jerked backwards, holding his ears, which were probably hurting from my screams. A nurse ran into the room, hearing my shrieks.
She looked panicked, but when she saw that I was grabbing my arm, she stopped and turned calm. I was too busy to notice as she came over to me. That is until she yelled in my ear. "STOP YELLING!"
I did.
"Now," she started, searching for something in one of her pockets. "Calm down. I've got pain medicine."
I followed her orders. She sounded serious. She pulled the object out and held it out, examining it for a moment. My eyes widened and I prepared myself to run, though the nurse now had a strong grip on my clothes. The object she held was a needle.
"No way lady! I've never been good with people poking sharp things into my skin, and I sure as hell ain't gonna start now!" I exclaimed, scooting away slowly.
She rolled her eyes. "Please, and you call yourself a ninja…" she muttered. "Now stay still, and it won't hurt at all. It just pinches a b…" her voice trailed off, "Ah, hell with it. It's gonna hurt like your arm was just set on fire, so hold your breath or choke someone, preferably not me, or whatever you kids do to stop the pain. You could even scream, but I don't recommend it…"
So, what did I do in response to what that meany-head had said? The only thing I could do: Run away and scream like a crazy maniac all the way to Sakura's house!
No seriously, I did! The people that I ran past and/or knocked down glared at me and looked at me like I was crazy. Probably because I was yelling random things at the top of my lungs. It went something like this:
"Holy sugar bananas! God darn Dutch eggplants! Fudgey, fudgey monkeys! That evil Kyle's Mom is gonna murder me with that evil sticky-needle-thingy-ma-jig filled with who knows what! Help! Holy Coca-Cola chickens!"
Okay, so maybe I was crazy… But who cares? I seriously hate needles!
And thus, I ended up at Sakura's house, laying in bed, watching movies, and eating raspberry sorbet ice cream. Later, Naruto and I went out for ramen, and I trained for a few hours. The End. Until the next chapter, I mean... XD
And now, a chat with some of our characters!!
Me: Yay! Another chapter done! So, Hinata, how'd you like it?
Hinata: -blushes-
Me: Well, we all know she did!! Of course, Nikki here didn't, I'm sure...
Nikki: -scowls- I hate you. I could have gotten killed with that needle!
Me: -laughs- But you can't die, silly. You're, like, the main character! The only way I would kill you would to have someone dig out your insides with a rusty old spork, and then later have someone else revive you and have you seek vengeance on your murderer!
Nikki: O.o
Me:Well, that's it for now! Stay tuned!!