Anyeong haseyo!
A-ra-so, a-ra-so (meaning, "I know, I know" in Korean) it took me a long time for this chapter upload, but hey I made this one long. So, don't kill me… pweease…
Ku-mapta (meaning, "I'm sorry" in Korean).
And yes, I've been trying to learn to speak Korean using some of their popular dramas with superb English subtitles. Plus, I have been busy with school. It is my intention to graduate Nursing by October next year rather than on March 2009, so I can't afford to fail anymore subjects that may cause some major delay.
Note: Try to recall where the previous chapter had left us. Kan-sa-hamnida (meaning, "Thank You" in Korean).
HOUSE: (wearing a tuxedo) Would you like to dance?
CUDDY: (shocked and flustered) Whatare you doing here?!
HOUSE: Uh…asking you to dance?
CUDDY: (rolled her eyes in annoyance) But you're not invited, I believe I made that clear to you the last time we talked.
HOUSE: (tried to look innocent) Oh, well---
CUDDY: (threw him daggers with her stare)
HOUSE: ---I, just, ah---wanted to ask you to dance...
CUDDY: (dropped her jaw in realization of his insensitivity) You're not even invited!
HOUSE: I know. Ow, but they don't (pointed his mouth to the direction of the party ushers).
CUDDY: (sighed sharply in surrender)
HOUSE: So, back to the original intent: would you like to dance?
CUDDY: Not with you.
HOUSE: Oh, c'mon! Lower your standards a little.
CUDDY: I just did. You didn't make it! (walked away)
HOUSE: (left alone in his seat) Someone is pissed…
WILSON: Someone is so dead.
HOUSE: (gave him the evil eye).
WILSON: How did you get in here anyway?
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Later that same evening:
HOUSE: Last chance: do you wanna dance?
CUDDY: Yeah---
HOUSE: I knew it you'd never let this one last chance to dance with me pass.
CUDDY: ---but still, not with you.
HOUSE: (disappointed, annoyed and humiliated) You must've misunderstood me. I said, YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS! (walked away)
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The next morning in PPTH:
HOUSE: Congratulations, you have been voted Most Beautiful Woman in the Free-Out-Patient-Clinic Waiting-for-Dr. House-to-appear-to-Exam Room One Line, and the grand prize is free booze for the evening. Drink 'til you drop drunk!
CUDDY: No thanks. I'll just take the cash.
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HOUSE: I think I'm dead because you have to be an angel for looking so lovely like that.
CUDDY: You're not dead---but it can certainly be arranged if you like.
HOUSE: But what if the situation has changed, what if I'm going to die tomorrow? What do you say about forgiving me already then we kiss and make-out tonight to make my last night on Earth a happy one?
CUDDY: If you don't get out of here in 5 seconds I'll make it so you die tonight.
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HOUSE: Hey---DID IT HURT?
CUDDY: (annoyed because his yell just disturbed her lecture on Microbiology to Med students) What?
HOUSE: FALLING FROM THE SKY? Because you look heavenly, "heavenly body"---you know.
CUDDY: Hey, House, I know what will probably hurt---my knee in your balls.
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HOUSE: If I had a dollar for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have one dollar.
CUDDY: If I had a dollar for every time I saw someone as ill-fated, pathetic and egoistic as you, I'd have a dollar too.
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CUDDY: (phone rang in the nurse's station) Hello? Okay. Just a minute… Dr. House…
HOUSE: For me?
CUDDY: (nodded and went on to charting)
HOUSE: Hello? Hello?(turned to Cuddy) There's nobody here…
CUDDY: Must've hung up already.
HOUSE: Do you know who it was?
CUDDY: It was your town who called. They said they want their idiot back.
HOUSE: Oh, but they will be disappointed. I can't just leave. I have tenure.
CUDDY: (slightly puzzled)How was it connected to your tenure?
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Lunch time at PPTH Cafeteria:
HOUSE: Cuddy, what are you eating?
CUDDY: Vegetable pasta.
HOUSE: How about I feed you? It'd be adorable.
CUDDY: No. How about instead, I drive this fork through your hand?
HOUSE: That would hurt.
CUDDY: Sort of my point.
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HOUSE: Can you spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis?
CUDDY: No.
HOUSE: Me neither. I just thought I would ask.
CUDDY: Go away.
HOUSE: Have you forgiven me already? (Cuddy walked away) Was that a "no"?
CUDDY: Figure it out.
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HOUSE: Cuddy, how about you come over here and give me a kiss already?
CUDDY: House, I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole!
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HOUSE: If you were my patient's chart, I would be doing you in my desk right now.
CUDDY: I doubt it; you rarely do your charting. You're always far behind.
HOUSE: Yeah, but still, if you were---I would make an exception.
CUDDY: I'm flattered.
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HOUSE: They say kissing is the language of love. What do you say we indulge in a little conversation?
CUDDY: Why don't you have a conversation with the hospital's incinerators instead?
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HOUSE: Cuddy, let's go out sometime. Maybe after you're annoyance had subsided and you had calmed down?
CUDDY: What?
HOUSE: I asked if you wanted to go out.
CUDDY: God, sorry, I missed it again. What?
HOUSE: DO.YOU. WANT. TO. GO. OUT. WITH. ME?
CUDDY: Sorry, I can't hear you at all. It must be because I don't speak Loser. (walked out the hospital doors and went her merry way to her car)
HOUSE: Yeah… you say that now…
There, how about you forgive me and push that purple button. Down there, yeah---right---that one.
Right there. That one.
