Chapter Four: Waking Up Naked
I heard birds chirping. I opened my eyes and took in the morning breath. I looked under the white sheets. I'M NAKED?! I then turned to the side and saw Darien snoring. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! Darien then looked at me and smiled. Then his smile turned into a frown and he looked at me again. He looked at himself. He was naked too. We both looked at each other and screamed.
"What did you do to me?!" I asked.
"Do to you?! What did you do to me?!" he asked.
We both screamed again.
"GET OUT OF HERE!!" I yelled.
"Get out of here?! This is my house!" he stated.
"I mean, get out of the bed," I said kicking him off the bed.
He then fell down and stood up.
"You could have just explained it to me!" he said.
I then stared at his private. He was revealing it right in front of me. I stared at it. It looked so weird. I never saw a body part like that before!
"What are you staring at?" he asked.
He then looked down at his private and covered himself with his hands. He then pulled the blanket from me and I fell off the bed as well. I then stood up. He covered his private with the blanket.
"Hey! You could have just asked for the blanket!" I said.
He then stared at my body. I remember being naked and ducked to cover myself.
"GIVE ME THAT BLANKET!!" I yelled.
"NO! IF I GIVE IT TO YOU, THEN I'LL BE NAKED!" he yelled.
"AND IF YOU DON'T GIVE IT TO ME, I'LL BE NAKED!" I yelled back.
"I rather have you naked than me!" he said.
"But I'm a girl! I have my rights!" I said.
"And I have mine!" he stated.
"GIVE ME, MY CLOTHES BACK!" I yelled.
"I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE!!" he replied.
"Then give me clothes!" I said.
"I don't have girl clothes here!" he replied.
"Well, I need to get some, because I need to go to school!" I said.
"And I need to go to college!" he said.
I then thought for a moment. My jaw dropped. "OMG! The test is today!" I said.
"Then dress up and go to school!" he replied.
"How can I go to school when I have no clothes?" I asked.
"You can borrow my clothes," he said.
He then walked towards his closet, with the blanket covering his private.
A few minutes later he handed me some clothes. I was shocked to find he did have girl clothes after all.
"Where'd you get these girl clothes from?" I asked.
"They were my mothers," he replied.
"Your mothers?" I repeated.
"Hurry up and get changed, Meatball Head!" he said flatly.
"Hey, what happened to Serena?" I asked.
"We can't let anyone know this happened!" he explained.
I nodded and went into the bathroom to change.