I slammed on the breaks so hard my head hit the steering wheel. I looked back up at the man in the doorway, too quickly, my head spun. Awe poop. I can't focus on his beautiful face!

Once I got into focus I realized he was laughing maniacally. Then, a shorter girl with black spiky hair, poofed up out of no where behind him. She looked at me and had a strong look of fear and regret on her face as if she'd done something wrong. She was also stunningly beautiful. Awe, they're both so amazing looking. I bet they're dating.

I started to turn around, embarrassed of my behavior, when the boy held a hand up as a signal to wait. Being my window already rolled down, he walked right up and said in the most beautiful voice I will always remember:

"Do you..."

And then he was gone.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Where the hell did he go?! I spun around looking for him. Chills went up and down my spine and I put the pedal to the metal and made like a tree and... leaved?

Man that was weird I am so not going back there.

I am so rad. I got directions!

Eddie and I were scared so we sped out of there as fast as his old man walker-wheels would take him. Approximately fifty-five mph to be certain. Anyhow, we stopped at the one and only gas station and asked sincerely, "How the hell do you get to Forks High?! I've been searching forEVER!!!"

And then, in the most motherly tone, he answered, "Oh, whi yew mast be Issabel-la Swan!"

Holy crap he's from India! And he knows my name!!!! A terrorist knows my name. I swear to God I think someone is out to get me.

"You can call me Bella."

"Bel-la. Goat eet. Nohw, yew tayke ah leeft owhn Mahagahahan Bullayvard, awwwwwllllll le way down, oonteel yew see le tree weet le crucked steem. Lee Fowrks High, weel be ryeet acrohss le rrrrrr...street."

"Goat eet. I MEAN, Got it-thank you."

I practically ran to Eddie.

This town sucks! I am soo confused right now... Well, whatever I'ma just try to find the damn tree, so I can find the damn school. So, where's Mahagahahan Boulevard?

--FOURTY MINUTES LATER--

"FUCK IT I'M GOING HOME"

A/N sorry to anyone who was offended about the terrorist comment