BLEACH

Urahara K.

Chapter 7

Captured

-Soul Society: Now-

Yamamoto stood with a set of captains as they discussed a few issues that needed to be handled. As they all spoke amongst each other, a soul Reaper raced into the meeting room and knelt down behind Yamamoto.

"Sir! we have word about the former Captain of Squad 12."

Yamamoto turned around and waved his hand at the Reaper.

"Please. Not now. Tell me once everyone leaves the room. Now go and tell your commander to wait in the lobby with all the others. Me and the other Captains need to discuss a few things."

The Reaper nodded and walked away as Yamamoto returned his attention to the other Captains and shook his head.

"I called this meeting for one and only one reason. The capital punishment for Kisuke Urahara. I believe I have a much better idea on how to deal with him, besides execution. I have spoke with the others who have a say in this matter and they have reached an agreement that hopefully we can all agree on..."

All the Captains in the room sat in anticipation as the doors closed behind the exiting Soul Reaper. Once the door shut, so did the scene.

-Kurakara Town: 1 hour Ago-

Oh no, the pressures gone. What to do, what to think, and most of all what to say. All these questions bounce in my head like the letters in a boggle game as I race to the point at which Yoruichi's pressure had fallen to an absolute zero. There is a number in which I always hated. I always loved 1 in the binary code of computers, I never really fancied 0000000. It made my life feel like a big fat Zero. It made any PEMDAS(Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally) always equal Zero, unlike the number 1 which made the PEMDAS sequence always be the number 1 or greater. Great, now I have numbers adding to the mix of questions. I just wish I could figure out where-

"There, I sense you Mayori."

I'm surprised my instincts were able to sense such a weak pressure, but I suppose I have always amazed myself. After all, being who and what I am, I am supposed to be interested and at the same time interesting. Science is the key to life, thats all I can say to that. I hear someone speaking, and the voice is too vivid for me to hear. It's that fowl scoundrel alright. I could never forget such a despicable tone. Quickly I leap to his little camp site and stand behind the monster.

"Where is she?"

"Oh my, it seems you have came sooner than I had calculated Kisuke."

"Quit speaking nonsense. Just tell me where Yoruichi is."

"But don't you want to hear all about my adventure here and all the sorts of things I have done while you left your station in squad 12?"

"No. I don't care about that anymore. I only care about the now. So tell me where she is and I won't have to unleash Benihime's wrath on you."

"Oh yes, that feminine blade of yours. A rare type indeed. If only I could have had a sword like yours. Tsk tsk. But any whom, I'm afraid I have a tad of bad news about Yoruichi, Kisuke."

"What is it?!"

"She...she escaped alright! I was torturing her and that blasted Kuchiki boy swooped in and beat me to a bloody pulp. Soon after that I awoke here and began to talk to myself...and then you know the rest."

"And how do I know this to be true?"

"For starters...just take a look at me! do you really think I would do this to myself?"

Mayori stepped into the light to reveal all sorts of cuts and bruises that ran up and down his body.

"Byakuya did that to you?"

"Well he sliced me, but I believe that woman of yours is the one who beat me when I was knocked out."

"Yeah, well you deserve every cut and bruise. And also...THIS!"

I quickly swung my blade to the ground, sending a rush of spiritual pressure at its absolute heated temperature towards Mayori. The blast sent him through a large boulder behind him and from there he was really knocked out of it, or for at least the time being.

"That should teach you to never lay a finger on Yoruichi again. You monster."

With that said and done, I scouted the area with my sense of pressure and felt a small release coming from only one being. Byakuya.

"There you are."

Quickly I sheathed my blade and scattered in the direction of Byakuya's spiritual release. In a matter of minutes, I stop and shift my head from side to side. I stood in front of a mountain top, where the pressure had been and stayed there silently.

"Thats odd, he should be here."

Then it hits me. This was far too easy, and I'm certain that Mayori was able to stun Yoruichi with that blade of his. Someone else is behind this kidnapping.

"Alright. Show yourself, whoever you are."

Just then Byakuya fell to the ground in front of me and the air above was much stronger than it should be. I looked up and a being was holding onto Yoruichi, using her long and curvy body to hide it's identity.

"Kisssssssssske. A ssssssssoul Reaper from the Ssssssssoul Ssssssoiciety. I have been waiting for you to ssssssshow yourssssself for sssssssuch a long time."

"Hm? and just why would you be waiting for me and secondly what do you want?"

"Ssssssimple really. Our kind wantsssssss to be left alone."

"Your kind? are you a hollow?"

"Yesssssss, I am. But I am only a messsssenger, that isss all."

The hollow tossed Yoruichi toward me as I quickly snagged her before she hit the ground and looked back at the beast.

"Whats the message then? besides wanting peace that is."

"Thatssssss it. Peace."

"And might I ask what would happen if the Society doesn't abide by your so called peace?"

"War."

A black hole appeared behind the hollow as it began to vanish in an instant. I then shook my head and looked down at Yoruichi who was asleep and in pain.

"What to do now..."

I pulled out my wrist and looked at the clock I had wrapped around my wrist. A whole hour had past since my meeting with Mayori. I sighed and fell on my bottom as Yoruichi began to slowly open her eyes.

"Heh, hey there kitty. How are you?"

"Ki-Kisuke?...heh, I'm feeling great compared to Mayori I bet?"

"hah, your right about that."

Yoruichi laughed slightly as I felt her arm wrap nicely around the back of my neck.

"Too bad I wasn't awake to see you take him down..."

"I know. The look on Mayori's face was just priceless. Speaking of which, that Byakuya kid is hurt pretty badly."

"Oh my. Maybe we should take him back to the shop with us."

"What do you mean we? I'm the only one who can walk, meaning it's more like I instead of we."

"We...I mean you can't leave him behind like that and you know it."

"Yeah yeah. I know. But you owe me one."

Yoruichi laughed again and I stood up, continuing to hold her like a new husband would at a motel. Suddenly the ground shook and a spiritual gate opened behind me.

"Stop Kisuke Urahara! we must have a word with you."

I sigh and drop down, slowly placing Yoruichi on the cold ground, knowing too well of whom that scratchy voice belonged to.

"Yamamoto. How nice of you to be here in person...but just to let you know now...I won't put up a fight, only if you allow Yoruchi to be free."

I turn to view Yamamoto and kneel on the ground, dropping my blade to the side.

"This is quite the turn of events Urahara. But stand now and sheath your blade. We have one and only one deal for you."

"Deal? what do you mean by that?"

"I have already spoken to the council and the Captains and we have came up with an idea. Instead of sentencing you to death. We want you to be exiled here and watch over the living realm for the as long as you can live. While you do so, you will continue your research and report to me when I message you. For it has been decided that we want a devision here in Kurakara town. You Kisuke will lead the devision."

I scratched my head as I stood up and sheathed Benihime.

"But...that doesn't make any sense. Why made them change their mind?"

"Thats simple. Your crime to create life is immoral in the Society, but not in the living realm. So because of this, we found that there is nothing we can do to you here. So do you accept, or do you wish to return to the Society and pay for your crime?"

"I...well thats an obvious answer. I'll take you on that deal, but to start things off, I do have something to let you know. "

"Yes?, do go on."

"Hollows. They have declared war, but only if we allow them to live in peace."

"Thats absurd. If we allowed them peace, then more humans would fall victim to their lures. We won't allow them to roam free on Earth."

There was a moment of silence as I see Retsu pass by and pick Byakuya up.

"Anyway. This is a concern that I must take to the council. For now, your only task is to set up a gateway that all Soul Reapers may be able to use whenever their sent out here. Preparing a portal stakes too much time on our side."

I can only shake my head and hope that one of my inventions can perform such an action as Retsu began to walk into the portal, with Yamamoto following close behind.

"And Urahara."

"Yes?"

"Don't disappoint me again."

"Yes sir, mister Yamamoto."

-End-

Prologue

"So what will we do now Yoruichi?"

"Hm...isn't it obvious? were going to..."

"Oh I know! do it like the discovery channel?"

"Ew no! I was going to say break dance...your a very sick man, you know that Kisuke? very very sick. I think you have a problem. Maybe you've been hanging around the living for too long."

"Sorry, but I've been so very lonely. Having you kidnapped has made me weak to stand up to humans entertainment."

"Oh I know, I know Kisuke. But still. No more cable for you."

"Aw but-"

BONK!

"Shhhhh, sleep Kisuke...sleeeeeep. For when you wake up, you shall forget all about this and I will be number 1 in DDR!"

Authors Note: Well there you have it. Chapter 7 has came and gone. I hope you enjoyed the series so far. I'm sorry for taking so long, but I had some small technical problems over this past month. Anyway, I'm looking forward to the next story line so prepare to read the next chapter soon!