"But why can't I?!"
Jet resisted smacking himself in the head for the third time in two minutes. Honestly, why was he the one who had to deal with this? Sure, he was the leader, but he wasn't equipped to deal with issues such as these! "Because I said so and it's not healthy!"
"Aw, c'mon Jet!" The Duke whined, crossing his arms over his chest. "Since when do we care about bein' healthy?"
"Since we're Freedom Fighters!" Times like these, he wished he wasn't the leader. Then, he could be snickering behind a tree with Pipsqueak, Smellerbee and Longshot while some other poor sap had to deal with the Duke.
"But Pipsqueak does it!"
"Just because Pipsqueak eats bugs doesn't mean you should!"
The inspiration for this came while I was babysitting. The kid I was babysitting had friends over and I was stuck explaining to them why they shouldn't be eating bugs. I was not amused. I found it believeable that Jet would be stuck in this situation. And its not like he's about to yell at Pipsqueak for eating bugs...
Again, not mine. Reviews are love.