Collected Dialogues - Humor

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"The Genmaicha tea is absolutely exquisite here, you must try it."

"I told you, I don't like tea."

"I wasn't talking to you, nephew; I was talking to your friend."

"What friend?"

"The one behind y—why are you shaking your head that way?"

"What are you talki— it's the Avatar!"

"No, he told me he was Pippen-peppa-dopolis the Third, I believe."

"Uncle would you stop talking and help me capture him!"