JK: Our contestant's first time in the mansion was not pleasant. I see Rai is not satisfied with the answers I give him. But for now, we will continue.
Katnappe and Kimiko met in the garden. It was a black night with a few stars and a half moon.
"Operation Take Down Trinity is going purr-fectly. What should we do next?" whispered Katnappe.
Kimiko ignored her cat pun. "Let her dig her own grave. The others are soon to catch on. But what should we do about Rai and Jack?"
"Just let them kill each other," said Katnappe.
"Right," said Kimiko.
They didn't think they could be heard. But JK and the hidden Trial were listening to their conversation. But they weren't going to interfere.
"omg lks that fat thing ish sleeping on mi bed" said Trinity. Tubbimura was snoring away. "lks omg lks omg lks omg lks omg lks omg lks omg lks omg lks omg lks omg lks omg lks omg lks omg lks omg lks omg lks omg lks omg lks omg lks omg lks omg lks omg lks omg lks omg
JK: Thanks to the comment of a respected reviewer, we are now forcing Trinity to sleep on the floor.
"hoo teh beep decides these things" screamed Trinity.
Tubbimura was still snoring away on the bed.
Trinity spent twenty minutes pacing her room, tearing things apart and yelling repeatedly, "mi kill u mi kill u mi kill u mi kill u mi kill u mi kill u mi kill u mi kill u—"
(Once again, Trial had to change the scene due to her repetition of idiocy.)
"Hey, are we allowed to saw the bed in half!" screamed Rai to the ceiling.
JK: No…
"Beep," said Rai, kicking the wall. He got on his knees in front of the camera and screamed dramatically, "People like Yoai! Why do people like Yoai! WHY!"
JK: It makes good reality TV.
"Shut up," said Rai.
Vlad store at Chase. "So if Vlad sleep on couch, Vlad win?"
"Of course," said Chase. He was straightening his bed. In the next room, Clay and Omi were having a conversation.
"This is crazier than being spiked with a cactus," said Clay.
"I wish to know how the others are doing," said Omi, practicing Tai Chi stances. "But for now, we should stay patient."
The dinner bell rang as the guests came out to go to dinner.
"Finally," said Clay.
As soon as the dinner bell rang, Tubbimura ran out and jumped off the stair, leaving a giant hole in the marble. Trinity was stuck to the flaps of fat on his back. "lks omg help eww"
Jack couldn't stop watching Rai as he ate. Rai didn't give in either.
"Okay, here's the plan," said Kimiko. "You go over and spike Trinity's food with laxatives."
Katnappe put her hands to her hips, "Uh, and why do I have to do it?"
"Because you're the one with the catlike moves", said Kimiko.
Katnappe snatched the pills. "Fine."
She carefully placed them in a glazed donut. She went over to Trinity.
She was straightening out her hair and it was a mess. It was from ripping up her room and getting herself off Tubbimura's back. "uh lks wat do u want"
"I just want to say sorry for earlier. Here, this is a giant Cheerio," said Katnappe.
"OMG OMG OMG how ded it git that big!" she snatched it out of her hands and started eating it.
"What did you do?" asked Kimiko.
"I told her it was a giant Cheerio," said Katnappe.
"And she believed it!" asked Kimiko. "Blondes really are dumb."
"Hey," said Katnappe.
And they all sat down to eat. Jack and Rai were trying to eat more than the other.
"Have they ever heard of closing their mouths?" said Kimiko.
"What is this?" Vlad was poking at various foods with a fork, seeing if it was alive.
The clock struck twelve and they all met in the garden for trial review. The Saw puppet sat in a chair. It had wires running off it. Its mouth moved when JK talked. It was in the patio, where ten chairs sat.
JK: Welcome guests. Sit down for trial discussion. You will be welcome to go back and eat dinner after this discussion.
"So what's the deal?" asked Rai, sitting down. "Are we gonna do this for every trial?"
JK: Not every.
"omg that pupets talking" said Trinity, pointing.
JK: I would like you all to discuss about each other or about the trial.
"y didn't i win" asked Trinity. "AN Y TEH BEEP DID U MAKE MEH SLEPE ON TEH FLOR"
JK: Because… Chase completed it first and you talked while doing it, so you automatically lost. And plus, you're a n00b.
"omg mi kill u" screamed Trinity.
"I could've won," said Omi. "I just let Chase win."
"Yeah right," said Rai. "Who is this Trial anyway?"
JK: We're not ready to reveal that yet. This is what Trial had to say.
Clay was holding Trinity back from destroying the puppet.
JK: The previous test was to see if you could channel out all the distractions and find your way out before it was too late. However, some of your WERE the distractions. Kimiko and Katnappe, Trial says you were not focused on winning the Trial but instead beating up Trinity. Which he said, was "enjoying to watch". I expect the audience liked it too. Rai and Jack, you were too busy defending Trinity and fighting each other. And finally, Trinity…
Trial has watched you the most. He says you need to control your temper.
"lks I DO NOT HAVE A TMPR U STOOPID NOOB" she screamed.
JK: He also said you talk too much. Trial had to already shut the camera off three times because of your never ending talking.
He also did not like your escapade on how "the French are retarded". This is something he wants me to say directly to you. Quote: Trinity, do us all a favor and go shoot yourself. Au revoir, biatch.
The puppet went dead as its head limped.
"WAT" screamed Trinity. "i am going to kic trials ass"
A reoccurring pain shot through her. She bent down and held her stomach. "ooh i thnk im dying now"
The puppet went back alive.
JK: Oh, Trial says he saw what you did before dinner. Good luck!
It went dead again.
Kimiko and Katnappe smiled.
Trinity ignored this and went back to dinner to make one more dramatic announcement.
She banged a spoon on her glass, getting everyone's attention, especially Rai and Jack's.
"i hv an anonsemint 2 mk."
Everyone's eyes went up from their food, including Tubbimura.
"i hv thot bout wat trial has sid an i desided that i will tak a ode of silence 4 teh next 24 ours." She did this totally fake serious face.
Normally, Katnappe and Kimiko would be mad. But now, she can't moan from the pain of the laxatives. Kimiko rubbed her hands together in anticipation. Katnappe had an abnormally catty smile on her face. Once again, Trinity put down her fork to hold her stomach. It was like a reoccurring pain. One minute she's fine and the next, she is down to her knees.
"This should be a fun night," thought Kim.
Then, they were all dismissed to bed. Trinity was too much in pain to worry about sleeping on the floor. Instead, she went straight to the bathroom. Tubbimura jumped onto the bed and started snoring immediately. Rai was asleep in the next room. Suddenly, he heard a familiar, but unpleasant noise.
Poot
It was just one, but then it continued until it got louder. "WTF!"
He stomped out the room, followed by the other guests. Jack came out with slippers that had his head on them. He rubbed his eyes. "What!"
Katnappe came out in a fuzzy cat suit. "You actually sleep with the make up still on?"
"What the beep is that noise, man?" he banged on the door with the side of his fist, the other guests behind him.
"Tubbimura, quit taking a crap in the toilet! People need to sleep!"
Tubbimura came out and rubbed his eyes. "Is it morning already?"
"Wait, you weren't in the bathroom?" asked Rai.
"No, I was asleep," said Tubbimura, in his Japanese accent.
"Then who's—"
They could hear Trinity's girly scream. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepootooooooooooooooooooohpootaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Already, she had broken her ode of silence and also the peace of the mansion.
