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Meanwhile, the three Scoobies and Dawn flew out the other end of the portal, landing unceremoniously in the dirt. Tara, Xander, and Dawn stood and surveyed their forest-like surroundings, while Anya ran around retrieving her money, not really caring where the hell they were as long as she got it back. At least until she saw...
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Anya screamed, her eyes widening in fear.
"Anya! What is it?" cried Xander as he ran to her, followed by Tara and Dawn. "What's wrong?"
"Oh Xander!" she wailed, "It's terrible, horrible! It's...
"It's poop" said Dawn, looking at where Anya was pointing.
"Bunny poop!" Anya cried, sobbing into Xander's shoulder. Tara crouched, inspecting the crap closer.
"I don't think so. It's a little big to be bunny poop Anya."
"Exactly." The former vengeance demon's eyes began darting around suspiciously. "Too big for regular bunnies. But not gigantic mutant bunnies." Xander burst out laughing.
"Ahn, there is no such thing as giant mutant bunnies."
"Yes there is, they could be anywhere! We have to get out of here!"
"Anya you're being stupid" said Xander, not hearing the the rumble of the earth, or noticing the huge, furry, floppy eared, twitchy nosed beast walking up behind him.
"Uh, Xander" said Dawn, trying to get his attention as she began to slowly step backwards.
"I've always humoured the whole bunny thing before, but I have to draw the line somewhere..."
"X-Xander.." Tara stuttered.
"I mean why I are you even scared of bunnies anyway?"
"BECAUSE OF THAT!" Anya screamed, pointing behind her fiance'. Xander turned slowly, to find an enormous, very angry looking bunny rabbit towering over him. He gulped.
"Okay, that's a good reason."
AN: Will they get away? Sorry if the chapters are a little short, but I'm just setting up. Next chappie as well as the escape, you'll see what the others are doing to get them back. And, Spike's kittens go missing. Where are they?
