Final Parody 4: The Almighty 8Track

by A. James Robin

In this installment of Final Parody, 8 stories of the FF7 characters are told through parodies of music by the following artists: Mark Heard, Tonio K., Bruce Cockburn, Styx, The Who, Joy Electric, and Out Of The Grey.

5. Reno's Wasted

Reno's Wasted- A parody of 'Baba O'Riley' by The Who

Verse One

Out here in Mideel,
I work for my thrills.
I catch much flack about this killing.
Oh, I need tonight
to make things right.
I just need a frosty tall one.

Chorus

Don't try...
...to change my life.
Oh, not when Reno's wasted.

Verse Two

'Lena, take my hand,
'Cause I'm a star-crossed man.
I'm not a liar, I'm just getting older.
The rest of us are here.
ShinRa's hired guns are near.
Let's make some weather, before it gets much colder.

(Repeat Chorus 2x)