Final Parody 4: The Almighty 8Track

by A. James Robin

In this installment of Final Parody, 8 stories of the FF7 characters are told through parodies of music by the following artists: Mark Heard, Tonio K., Bruce Cockburn, Styx, The Who, Joy Electric, and Out Of The Grey.

6. Will We Halve The Forest Outpost?

Note: This song is about an attempted Turk takeover of the Forgotten City.

Will We Halve The Forest Outpost?- A parody of 'Lilypad The Forest Our Home' by Joy Electric

Verse One

Fear is there above.

Here is where my heart froze.

I will always be here, tempting

Fear forever.

Reno, can't I

Herd up the hunger years?

Don't stray, just

Stay from the trees.

Chorus

Will we halve the

Forest outpost?

Our eyes want to

Play on us here.

Will he halve the

Forest outpost?

My life wants this

Spooky fear renewed.

Verse Two

Spare the glancing trees.

Hear the sleeping galleys.

When they offer sweetened money,

Do not run, please.

If you chase them,

You will roam nevermore.

I'd be just so

Inauspicious.

(Repeat Chorus 2x)