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"Whoa!" Dawn exclaimed as the Village chief led the gang into a temple. Before them stood a huge golden statue of Anya in a heroic pose, holding a sword in the air. It was surrounded by smaller statues of Dawn, Tara, and Xander.

"Ahn, Honey, I think it might be time to face the facts" said Xander to his fiance'. "That statue is definitely you."

"Are you kidding?!" Anya exclaimed. "It's nothing like me! Do I look huge and golden to you?"

"God, give it up Anya!" Dawn laughed. "Face it, you've got some giant bunnies to lead us into battle against!"

"NO!" Anya yelled startling a small group of villagers who were polishing the statues. "No, no, no! I'm sorry if the bunnies have taken over your world, but it's not my problem. You'll just have to get rid of them yourself, hire an exterminator or something!" With that, the former demon turned and ran.

"Anya!" Xander called, chasing after her. "Anya, come back!"


Meanwhile elsewhere in Bunnyland, a young scout rabbit was bringing news of the Scoobie's arrival to the bunny leader.

"Lord Flopsy, sir, we have recieved word that the prophecy foretelling the arrival of a great hero and her warriors who are said to cause our downfall has been fulfilled." Lord Flopsy turned to face the younger rabbit. Flopsy was larger and stronger than most of the other bunnies, and wore a crown on his head.

"And what is the name of this hero?"

"I believe they call her Anya, sir."

"I see. This Anya must be dealt with. We will lure here, and dispose of her quickly. But how?.."

"I think I have a solution to that sir" said the messenger. "One of Anya's warriors is also her mate, a human male they call Xander. If we could apprehend him.."

"Of course! The hero would follow to rescue him. Send word to the soldiers, tell them to bring me Xander."

"Yes sir" said the scout, hopping off to deliver the news.


Later, Xander, Tara, and Dawn had had no luck finding Anya.

"Damn prophecy, why'd it have to pick her!" Xander yelled.

"Maybe it's some sort of test, to help her get over her fear" said Tara. At that moment, two huge bunnies came crashing through the roof of the underground village, bringing chaos in their wake.

"Run!" Xander yelled, but it was too late. Within seconds, one of the bunnies had picked him up in it's mouth, and proceeded to hop away. "HELP!" he screamed, while Tara and Dawn looked on helplessly.

"Come on, Dawnie, we have to find Anya" said Tara. "This might finally force her to take some action."


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