A/N: This one has a true story in it. :$
GIVE ME THE PEN!
By: Ekat Izzy
BellaEdwardAliceEmmettJasper
In the Cullen household
Robin, we need to make a plan to save the world.
Aren't we already saving the world with our 'super-awesome-caffeinative-note-writing propaganda'?
No silly! We're saving the UNIVERSE with that.
Oh silly me, the world and the universe are two completely different things. I'm such an idiot.
Was that sarcasm defected towards me!?
It's directed and yes.
ALICE! ROBIN'S BEING A SUCKFACE!
She can't hear you Batman.
Robin, stop being a suckface.
Bu-. How did yo-? Oh right, future-seeing.
I'm making myself a Hot Pocket.
Okay, Batman, don't hurt yourself.
5 seconds later
Crap!
I smell blood. -covers nose and mouth-
Kill the microwave! It tried to kill me!
How!?
-shows her thumb- SEE! IT'S CUT AND IT'S BLEEDING!
I thought I told you not to hurt yourself. How did this happen?
The microwave shut on my thumb!
So, blame the microwa- Hey! It's stopped bleeding!
That's wonderful! My BFF is back!
But I thought we were BFFL'S
I personally think we need our own abbreviations!
YEAH! ABBRETHEATIONS!
Abbreviations.
What Robin said!
I've got it!
WHAT!? TELL US OUR ABBRETHEATION!
Abbreviation.
STARCLADBFFLAFF!
What?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN IT SOUNDS AWESOME!
Super Totally Awesome Really Cool Amazing Daring Best Friends For Life And For Forever!
WOOO!
Don't you want a codename Alice?
Yeah! You could be......SKILLET BISCUIT!
WOO!
Oh, brother.
You called?
What is it?
A/N: The true story part was the Hot Pockets thing.
My thumb got caught in the door and it started gushing blood then it stopped while I was explaining.
I was stunned.
So yeah....
Peace,
Izzy