I woke up the next morning, seeing something I didn't expect to see. Deidara, ready for class, reading my notes of the previous class. I rubbed my eyes, sure I was still dreaming.

"Morning Hana!" He smiled at me.

"Is today April's Fools or something?" I looked at the calender, but it was not even the right month. It was May 5th, the anniversary of his father's death.

"Deidara, do you want to just skip class today?" I sat up and looked at him.

"But what if we go over something important in class?" He tilted his head.

I shook my head, "Than I'll just do a cram session in the library,"

He smiled at me, "Alright,"

I left him alone and got ready. I dressed in my new outfit and came back into the room. Deidara was sitting on my bed, waiting for me. I sat next to him and put my head on his shoulder.

"Hana, do you think I did the right thing?" He hugged me.

"What do you mean?" I hugged him back.

"I mean with my vow,"

"Honestly, no. But it's too late now,"

"So, when should we begin?" He asked in a perfect female voice.

"Well, Tara, I'd say when ever you're ready," I removed my arm and head.

He nodded and stood up. I grabbed my stuff from my dresser and stood next to him. He unpocketed his keys and we left to find Konan.

"So, how should we start?" Tara asked me.

I looked at her, "Depends on the situation we find her in. Say we meet her in the hall, I should be crying over, well you, saying how much of a good guy you really are, and that I was scared you'd break up with me for my own faults. You'll be my good friend, consulting me,"

"What do you break up with you?" Tara asked in confusion.

"We should make it look like your serious and have a girlfriend. Because I'm in on the plan, it should be me. You'll get to learn more about her and how to best seduce her. I'll be there with you sometimes, so I can help you and so I can help convince her about you. Sometimes, you'll be with me as your male self, posing as my boyfriend in relaxed setting so she can see that you really are an OK guy," I told him quickly, but slow enough so he'd get it with out me having to repeat myself.

Tara nodded her head at a girl before us. Konan was striding right into the situation I just described.

On cue, I started to sob, "Oh, Tara! I'm so worried about Deidara! He's such a great guy, but the pressure popularity puts on him is driving us up the wall!"

"Hana, it'll be fine. You know what a caring guy he is," Tara rubbed my arm comfortingly.

"Are you talking about Deidara? The blonde one who plays women?" Konan asked us, hearing our conversation.

I rubbed my eyes and stopped sobbing, "Yes, but he really isn't like that at all. He just pretendsto sleep with all those girls. They only agree because of his popularity,"

"Sure fooled me," Konan said.

"Well, popularity does that to people," Tara said.

"I didn't know he even had a girlfriend," Konaneyed me sharply and seemed to find no flaws with my appearance, "Well, you should know, he tried to hit on me a while ago,"

I sighed, "It must have been when we broke up for that week,"

"Must have been. So, he really isn't like everyone says?" Konan asked me.

"Well, they weren't lying when they said he's good in bedroom, but they don't know that,"

"Oh?" Bothasked me with a raised eyebrow.

"Yeah, best I've ever had. I orgasimed too many times to count. Oh, sorry, that was probably more than you wanted to hear," I smiled slightly.

"Trust me, once she starts thinking about their sex life, it's hard for her to not talk about it," Tara added quickly.

"I see," Konan looked like she wanted to know more.

"Oh, that is such a cute outfit! May I ask were you bought it?" I asked her suddenly.

"Oh, at the mall. I can show you both where later, say around lunch?" Konan asked.

"We'll be there!" Tara waved as we continued walking.

Once we were safely away from her, Deidara turned to me, "What was all that?"

"If you want faster results, you need her to want you. The best way to do that is to say stuff like that and make her want to know more,"

"So you'll be making stuff up like that?"

"Oh, so I was off?" I grinned playfully.

"No, I just was caught off guard that you knew all that. I've been careful enough to keep my sex life away from you,"

"And I thank you for that," I nodded.

"Hey, maybe we should....Never mind," He shook the idea from his mind.

"Were you about to sugguest that we sleep together to get a basis of truth? Because, all you're getting from me out of this is tongue, and maybe not even that,"

"Please, you're my best friend. Why would I want to sleep with you?"

I narrowed my eyes at him, "You mean that you don't want to risk our friendship, right? You're not saying that I'm fugly, are you?"

He threw his hands in the air, "No! You're really hot, I just meant the first thing!"

I smirked darkly, "Good,"

Here's another chappy! Thanks, Larn555, for the first review! OK people, please, please, please, please review! I don't Naruto or the story, or the characters. Just Hana and this story. Once again, thoughts or concerns, or whatever, please tell me!