For legal purposes: I do not own Samurai Deeper Kyo, I do not own Rurouni Kenshin. I do not own the rights to any anime that has ever been created. I do own any characters that I create in my stories and anyone can use them because I'm a nice guy.

From:

Bazooka Bunny-chan
2005-08-12
ch 3, signedKILL ZATCH BELL, ONE PIECE, DUEL MASTERS, DIGIMON AND ALL THE OTHER CRAPPY KIDDY ANIME THAT ARE SICK AND WRONG!

Anthony: Guys I have great news! We finally got a topic!

Soujiro: So we're finally going to do the show?

Anthony: Yes! Now start opening music.

(The politically incorrect theme music starts playing and the stage magically appears.

Anthony: Welcome to the first episode of politically anime incorrect. Joining me tonight first is tenken, the strongest of the Juppongatana, from Rurouni Kenshin, Soujiro Seta.

Soujiro: (With his trademark smile) Hi.

Anthony: Next, the thousand man slayer, the living nightmare, from Samurai Deeper Kyo, Demon Eyes Kyo.

Kyo: I better be getting paid to do this crap.

Anthony: Now my first special guest, the greatest cook of the east blue sea, from One Piece Sonjy.

Sonjy: Yo.

Anthony: And finally, one of the smartest teens in Japan, from Zatch Bell, Kyo.

(Before Kyo from ZB could say anything Kyo from SDK cuts his head off)

Anthony: What the hell man, why did you kill one of my guest?

Kyo: There is no way I'm going to have to be called SDK Kyo. There should only be one Kyo on this show and I'm already here.

Anthony: Fair enough. Well my new last guest is one of the original stars of Digimon, Matt.

Matt: AH! What happened? That guy doesn't have a head!

Anthony: Oh sorry. (Uses powers to remove the other Kyo's body) there.

Matt: Right, am I going to die?

Anthony: Who knows, and that the fun of these show. Now that everyone is introduced lets get to our first topic. Should One Piece be called a kiddy anime?

Sonjy: Hell no! I should kick Bazooka Bunny-chan ass for thinking that. Right after I get done with those bastards who edited my show on the Fox Box and Toonami. (Takes the candy out of his mouth) They made suck on this crap instead of what I really have in my mouth. (Sonjy lights up a cigarette) I smoke, and they edited it out, those pussys. They need to feel a lot of pain before I get some satisfaction

Kyo: Amen.

Anthony: I have to agree. They edited One Piece into a kiddy show. They took the blood, death, and a lot of the violence out.

Matt: Is it wrong to be considered kiddy anime?

Anthony: Nice question. So is it wrong? And Matt defend your position as probably the one person here who is from kiddy anime.

Matt: You guys need to stop making fun of use. Its because of 'stupid' Kiddy anime that anime has become popular in America. Also future fans of your shows get there start in amine by watching kiddy anime. If anything you should be thanking us.

Anthony: Nicely put.

Kyo: Nicely put my ass. You stupid fucking punk bastard! Shut the fuck up! You are the reason people think anime is a joke. The Digimon, Pokemon, and Yugiohs of the anime world keep people away from anime. My series may never be put on T.V. because worthless crap takes the airtime. You and everyone like you are ruining good anime. One Piece might be corny and lame, but uncut One Piece it is a million times better than the stupidity of your show!

Soujiro: People tried to edit RK into a kiddy show. Then I killed them. (Big Smile)

Anthony: (Turns to Soujiro) You are a creepy little freak. But Kyo has a point.

Sonjy: Hey Kyo you think that my show is corny and lame? I'll kick you skinny white ass.

Kyo: You want some of me? Hahaha! Bring it on bitch!

(Kyo and Sonjy start fighting on stage)

Matt: And that is what 'true' anime characters act like. And people say that we suck. You guys are the ones ruining anime. We keep it pure and…

(Matt was unable to finish his sentence when it was cut short by Soujiro who sliced his head off. Everyone looks at the smiling Soujiro and started to walk away from him.)

Sonjy: That's one messed up kid.

Kyo: Yep.

Anthony: Well that's the end of the show. I think we learned a lot today. Mainly that Soujiro needs some serious mental help. (Soujiro keeps smiling) Next week, there will be a new episode and a new topic.

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A.N: Keep reviewing and sending more topics. Thanks for the topic Bazooka Bunny-Chan.