-1Infinite Gil

Money problems are a thing of the past with this trick in place. Just be careful with your spending habits. Now with added Dragon Ball Z and Monty Python jokes!

Disclaimer: I do not own FFVII

It was a quiet day in Costa-del-sol. The waves were calm, there was a general air of tranquillity in the… well… air. But all that was shattered by the goings on in one of the shops. Which had a special offer on two ton swords.

"HOW MUCH?" Cloud shouted, his jaw falling to the floor.

"Sir, it's a very reasonable price." The salesman said, cringing behind the counter.

"Cloud, just pay for it. Stop making a scene." Tifa scolded him, they were supposed to keep a low profile, although that was hard to do with a group consisting of someone who always wore pink, someone with a gun attached to their arm, someone with a 6 foot buster sword and a dog/lion thing.

"But its over 9000!" Cloud argued, waving his hands in a gesture to indicate that it was a lot of money.

"Cloud, we have the money. Just buy the oversized sword and go."

"But… wait, we do? Since when did we have that kind of gil? We didn't have enough money to buy a piece of ice materia in Midgar and the monsters don't carry much." Cloud asked.

"I… can't explain it. Just suddenly a few days ago my money pouch seemed to fill suddenly with gil."

"Have you tried taking the money out?"

"Yeah, and it just refills, like magic."

"Fine then we'll buy the sword. 9855 gil it is then." Cloud said, turning back his attention to the salesman.

"No no, you've got to haggle for it." Cloud sighed, the salesman was seriously getting on his nerves. He placed one hand on his trademark buster sword before his arm was grasped firmly by Tifa.

"Calm down no need to kill him. The one you've got works just fine."

"You're right Tifa, maybe we should check how Yuffie's doing in the materia shop." Cloud admitted. Fortunately the materia shop was any a few doors away and when they entered… they saw a seven foot high throne made solely from materia and held in place by ice, and atop it all, looking down on them, was Yuffie.

"What the hell?" Asked Cloud, trying to prevent his jaw dropping too far down.

"Bow before me loyal subjects. Kneel before the queen of materia!" Yuffie shouted, a maniac grin plastered on her face.

"Okay, so maybe giving her an infinite materia budget was a bad idea."

Well that was fun wasn't it? Anyway next up will be Aeris vs Sephiroth, the rematch! (The first one being when she got stabbed through the chest of course).