For legal purposes: I do not own Samurai Deeper Kyo, I do not own Rurouni Kenshin. I do not own the rights to any anime that has ever been created. I do own any characters that I create in my stories and they can be used and abused by anyone.

Wood Worm
2005-08-27
ch 3, signed AH YES!I really don't know what to say/thinking
Maybe a romance fic?-'

Hopeless Lady
2005-08-15
ch 3, signed umn..I love Soujiro too
Do you want this to be some romance fic?cause I love reading romance

Anthony: My readers have spoken, and now its time for the second episode of Politically anime Incorrect.

(The politically incorrect theme music starts playing and the stage magically appears.)

Anthony: And joining me is two of the best swordsmen in anime, Demon Eyes Kyo and Soujiro Seta.

Soujiro: (With his trademark smile) Hi.

Kyo just looks and says nothing.

Anthony: Since two of my reviewers want some romance the topic is love and romance in anime and in fanfics. And joining us for this show are two of the soldiers of love and happiness, from Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon and Sailor Mercury.

Both are transported to the stage.

Sailor Moon: Hi.

Sailor Mercury: Hi. (looks over at Soujiro, quickly turns back visibly red)

Anthony: Well now that we're all here first question. How important is love in anime?

Moon: Love is the most important thing in the universe. Only the power of love can overcome the greatest dangers and lead to true happiness.

Kyo: Great, another one of those chick anime bitches that go on and on about love and friendship. It's pointless. The only thing that really is important in the universe is power. None of this love crap. Love and friendship are only for weak fools.

Moon: (Angry) What! You are just like every villain I've faced in the past. Love is the most important thing. One day a person with the power of love on their side will beat you and you will know the truth.

Kyo: Want to try me you overgrown Girl Scout. Sell some cookies or something. (Unsheathes his sword)

Anthony: (sweat drop) Well I don't want anymore of my guest killed like last time. Soujiro what do you think.

Soujiro: Well, I think that love is a very nice thing and has several great merits. But, I agree with Kyo that power is the greatest thing in the universe. But, love can be considered power if you look think about it. So you're both right. (Big smile)

Moon: See the cute guy gets it. Did you know that Mercury over there is one of your biggest fan girls?

Mercury: Eh? (with a very red face)

Moon: Yep she has a poster of you in her room. And she watched the episodes of RK that involve your back story all the time and cries. (Mocking Mercury) 'Why are they so mean to Souji-Kun. He's soo cute. If I was there I'd protect him'.

Soujiro: She said that?

Mercury runs off the stage

Moon: Did I go too far?

Kyo: Yes, you were a true bitch.

Mercury is running away until she feels someone's body and arms. She stops and looks up to Soujiro's smiling face.

Mercury: (Red faced) Souji-Kun? I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. I'm sorry…

Soujiro: You wanted to save me when I was a kid. Why?

Mercury: You were and still are kind, sweet, and caring. Everything that happed to you (She starts crying) was wrong and tragic. I just wanted to help take away some of the pain and show you for what you are, a good person.

Soujiro: But I killed so many people. I killed my family and more people than I can remember for Lord Shishio. I'm a killer. I don't deserve love.

Mercury: You're wrong! You deserve love just like anyone else. You might even need it more because of what your life has been like. (looking straight in his eyes) I love you! I love you and I don't care about things that you were forced to do. You are in pain because people used and abused you. Let me show you what it means to be happy, truly happy.

Soujiro: (Grinning) Did you know that I am a big fan boy of yours?

Mercury: Hu?

She looks up and soon feels Soujiro's lips pressed against hers.

Soujiro: I have a thing for smart girls, especially one draped in blue. I love you too. You are the most beautiful thing that I have every seen. And you seem so lonely. Would you allow me to be your boyfriend? I promise you won't be lonely any more.

Mercury only answered with another kiss.

Back at the stage the rest of us are looking at the lovebirds

Moon: (With a tear in her eye) That was so beautiful. See that's the power of love.

Kyo: (Yelling to Soujiro and Mercury) Just fuck already.

Anthony: Well atlest we know Kyo is not a romantic. I think I'll give them some privacy.

I teleport them away to an undisclosed location

Kyo: Now we're were we? Oh yes I was going to kill this bimbo. (Starts attacking Moon)

Moon: Tuxedo Mask help!

A rose is thrown a Kyo who easily dodges.

Kyo: What kind of pansy throws a rose?

Mask: Stay away from my love.

Kyo: Oh her weak boyfriend. I was hoping I could kill both of you. Mumyo Jinpu Ryu Satsujin Ken Mizuchi

Both Moon and Mask are tossed away from the stage.

Anthony: And on that note, thanks for reading I hope to get more reviews and make more episodes very soon. Till then, see you later.

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A.N. Alright first I took so long to write this chapter because I have returned to college. And my time has been spent on other things.

Also to Hopeless Lady: I don't love Soujiro. I'm a straight guy, so this chapter is the only chapter in this fic that will be a romance. This is a parody and humor not romance. I you or anyone else liked my romance writing tell me and I'll write a romance fic.

The couple of Soujiro and Sailor Mercury (Ami) is a weird one but it is my favorite crossover couple. I think its because they can balance each other out. She is a little more stoic and a little sad at times and Soujiro is always happy.

Kyo: Also to Wood Worm you think I was harsh. I won't kill you for that remark, but if I get my hands on you, you'll beg for death before I'm done!

Kyo is very evil.

Please keep reviewing

Soujiro: (With Mercury's lipstick on his face) Thank both of you for your ideas. (With the biggest smile he's ever had) And I mean THANK YOU!