Disclaimer: Still don't own Heroes, Love Shack, or the "Grammar Fairy" song (which belongs to hayleyghoover, over on YouTube. You should definitely check out her videos, if you can). Please, please, please don't throw me to the 'Sues!
Chapter 3
Mohinder was, for once, not doing his ever-so-important research, but was instead staring at the cellphone Sylar had sent him. Suddenly, there was a loud, obnoxious sound, which caused Mohinder to jump out of his seat:
The Love Shack is a little old place where
We can get together
Love shack baby
Mohinder wanted to let it ring, but he couldn't help himself. He answered it, saying, "What do you want with me, Sylar!"
"I just want to tell you something very important…something that could endanger the world as we know it."
"What is it?" asked Mohinder eagerly. "Tell me, tell me, tell me!"
"Are you sure you want to know?"
"Yes!"
"Are you absolutely, positively positive you want to know?"
"YES! What is it?!"
"All right, here it is..."PHONE TAG! YOU'RE IT!" And then he hung up.
"What? Oh, crud monkeys. He tricked me."
Well, it's not like it hasn't happened before.
"That's true, very true."
Mohinder tried to work on his ever-so-important research again, but it was only a few minutes before the dreaded sound began again.
The Love Shack is a little old place where
We can get together
Love shack baby
Mohinder slowly picked up the phone, preparing himself for whatever Sylar was going to do now.
However, the caller id read "Super Emo", which definitely wasn't Sylar. Mohinder hit the answer button and said, "Hello?"
"Hello? Who is this?"
"Who are you?"
"Um…my name is Peter Petrelli."
"Peter! It's Mohinder!"
"Really? Because you're listed as "Professor Snorefest" in my caller id."
"Oh. Let me guess; Sylar sent you a phone, too."
"Oh, it was Sylar. Well, that explains alot."
Whoa! Hold up, there, Petrelli! "A Lot" has always been / A lot of words / I don't know which one of you thought that / The two of them should merge / But, "A" is talking quantity / And L-O-T's a noun / And there's always been a space between / No matter how it sounds.
"Um…okay. That explains a lot."
Much better. Carry on.
"So…Sylar's trying to play phone tag?"
"It would seem that way. Bee-Tee-Double-U, what am I listed as in your caller id?"
"Um…'Super Emo'."
Peter gasped. "That fiend! We have to get back at him."
"Agreed."
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