Hey hope you liked the first chappie, and the start of this fanfiction, the theme park was based on Thorpe Park and Alton towers
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We turned the corner and could see Rosie's house so we started skipping and singing as we go to her house singing
"The hills are alive with pants"
She got out her key put it in the door but then something hit the door from the inside of the house.
Chapter 2
Thank you Rollo! You have truly manifique timing, don't you?
Saturday
10:32pm
We all jumped back.
"Rosie, I thought your parents were on holiday!" Jas said
"Yeah they are."
"Well, you haven't got any brothers and sisters, so what's that?" Jas
said in a really high, mousey, pathetic voice. You could tell she was scared out of her big knickers.
1 minute later
"Bloody hell! Just give me the key!"
Jools pushed her way forward to the door and opened it. As she was opening it, the door was pulled open even faster from the other side and all the lights were off. You couldn't see a thing.
20 seconds later
Someone just pick Jools up and started running around like a madthing. There was some people inside of Rosie's house! They were in allblack. We couldn't tell who it was. We had turned around and started screaming, but couldn't move to go and help Jools.
5 seconds later
Mabs put her face really close to mine and she screamed, "Oh my giddy God!!
What do we do?!"
But before I could reply someone had grab my hands and pulled them behind my back, like they do in those naff police programmes, but then I realized that everyone would be caught just like me. Oh big G, what have I done to deserve this?
2 seconds later
One of the people in black spoke, "RIGHT GET IN THE HOUSE NOW!!"
Wait just a minute! The person who just spoke sounded very familiar, but I couldn't think who it was. How freakydeaky!
10 minutes later
We are sitting on the sofa together, the 5 PIB (people in black, you dim
wits) just stood in front of us. Oh Lord Sandra, what are they going to us?
"Hey all you groovesters! Hope you're not scared out of your pants!"
What? I know that voice! It was Dave the Laugh! I'm sure I'm right! I
know what they're up to! They're trying to scare us! What larks!
2 minutes later
I have le tres genius plan. This is going to be so much fun. If I'm right,
which I am since I am a KittyKat of the first water, Dave will chase me like the naughty minx he is.
5 seconds later
Here goes nothing! I shall free the horses and do what I was meant to do! I jumped up and shouted at the one I thought was Dave,
"My camel is faster than yours!"
And I ran out of the living room like a mad and free runningthing. I headed straight for the stairs. I know Rosie's house better than Dave, I'll hide in the cupboard in the hall and jump at him like a attacking whatsit. Rabbit.
1 minute later
I'm in the cupboard with a little gap in the door so I can see. Dave has to just go past me and I shall pounce. I'll jump on him from behind. Yes that is a good plan. Nice work brain. I can see him coming! 3…2…1…
Half a second later
I ran out the cupboard went jumping at Dave like a rabbit possessed, but he was turning round! We hit the floor together but luckily I was on top (nothing dirty intended you dirty thinking minxes).
"Gotcha Mr. Laugh!"
And that's when I pulled off the ski mask thingy he had on (all of them
downstairs were wearing the same type of mask thingy in black over their faces).
"KittyKat, I think you will find it is in fact me who caught you."
That's when he tried to roll us over, so I pushed all my weight down on
him, but he still rolled us over so that he was sitting on me! That's when I
remembered his muscular chest. Scrummy yumboes chest. Oh dear. Get thee behind me horn!!
"Dave, what are you doing"
"Well, KittyKat, we did have a plan, but it all went wrong when Jools got at the door."
"It was Sven that picked her up and ran off wasn't it?"
"Yes, Gee. It was. Correct use of your brain results in correct guesses.
Then the door slammed and Sven still had Jools on his shoulder and walked into the living room."
He nodded wisely and we stayed like that for a while.
"KittyKat?"
"Yes, Dave?"
"How did you know it was me?"
"Dave, the correct question is, how could I not know it was you?"
Did that even make sense? To me it did, but Dave has that all confuzzled look on his face that he gets when he is thinking.
"You messed the plan up completely, KittyKat."
"Well, I sort of played along. The rest of them don't know that I
know."
What am I on about? I will, as usual, be the last to know. Dave, amazingly, seemed to think I made sense.
"Yes that true."
15 minutes later
Dave has decided that he is going to go back in the living room and say he has tied me up in Rosie's room (Ooer!).
5 minutes later
I have to sit in Rosie's room, but I'm trying to hear what is going on.
It is not an easy thing and I will tell you that for free. I have pressed my
ear against the keyhole in an attempt to hear. Dave has just left me (no not in that way, accept the fact that Dave has left the building. Or rather Rosie's room, he is still in the building.) And has only just got to the top of the stairs. Some other masked PIB is there. So now they both wearing masks.
Yes, Dave did put his ski mask thing back on but not before giving me a quick number 6 on the snogging scale. How professional.
The other PIB said to him, "Dave, does she know it's you?"
"No, I have tied her up and she thinks that we are robbers."
2 minutes later
I think he must have been talking to Rollo. They both went down the stairs, back into the living room and begin talking. They told the Ace Gang that if they didn't cooperate then they would be tied up to (how predictable). Ah yes. All part of our plan (mine and Dave's). We are in a completely mad mood today. It's all those rides. They have gone to my (already unstable) head.
3 minutes later
God this is so boring. I will spice things up a bit.
"ROSIE, JOOLS RUN!"
I know Rosie and Jools will run fast. I will, quick as a quick thing on quick
day when high on quick tablets (believe me that is quick), take Rosie's
dressing gown and use the cord to make it look as if my hands were tied so that our plan (Dave'n'Mine) will not be exposed as a lie.
30 seconds later
They weren't. Rosie and Jools got pushed in the room by two of the boys. The boys just left the room after that. They were talking at the top of the stairs one is guarding the door. This is all so movie. But quite literally very fun.
"RoRo!" I whispered as quietly as I possibly could.
"Georgia! What the hell is going on?! I thought you knew who it was! You shouted about a camel! I thought that you thought it was Dave! Then they came in saying you were tiedup, so then I thought I was wrong."
God can she ramble on worse then Jas. I told her what happened after I left and how I jumped on Dave and then told her about the plan.
"Georgia, where has this all come from? It's like another side of you'!
I think its Dave influence."
She nodded wisely and did a bit of the shoulder dance.
"Probably."
30 seconds later
Oh Buddah this is boring. I think I will stage an escape.
1 minute later
Dammination! They have locked the door! I was preparing to jump out of the window and climb down the tree by the window when Jools hit me on the head with Rosie's scroll of fakefur.
Rosie said, "Wait! I have a key on my bedside table."
Yes! We out the room and grabbed whoever was at the door, pulled him down so
he was sitting on the floor and tired him up.
"Good work Jools, Georgia." Rosie said, very pleased with her work as the commandant. We saluted and clicked our heels twice.
"Rightio! Lets see who this is!"
Jools pulled the mask off, it was Dec.
"Hey Dec! Did you know you just got tired up by girls? You wouldn't be a very good professional, er, breaker inner."
He just sat there, complete dazed, probably because he couldn't believe that this had just happened. Oh and maybe because Rosie had put tape over his mouth so he couldn't say anything. Ah yes, we girls don't do half jobs.
"Next part of the plan is agogo." I said to Rosie and Jools
We were at the top of the stairs now.
"What now?" Rosie's whispered to me.
ah this is when you ask yourself that question. What would James Bond do?
(WWJBD?)
I said, drawing my inspiration from Rosie's picture on the wall of her as a
mad toddley folk,
"We throw something down the stairs and hope only one of
the boys come out to see what it is and then we hide on either side of the bedroom door so who ever it is comes up, and we pin
them down and tie them up!"
"Ok"
Rosie just lobbed her hairbrush and it hit the door with a bang. We quickly hid.
"What was that?" someone shouted from the living room.
"Go check it out!"
Just then one of the boys came out of the living room. Luckily, I don't
think it was Sven. We would not have been able to tie him up. He was coming up the stairs now. He just started to open Rosie's bedroom door when we jumped. Rosie and I had him pinned down and Jools tied his hands up behind his back. We put him against the bed, next to Dec, he was just sat there, struggling.
"Oh RoRo, what should we do with this robber?"
"Oh I not sure Georgia, maybe we should dress him like a girl!"
"Yes, but let's find out which boy it is first."
Rosie's pulled the mask off, it was Rollo. Jools, forgetting we were on a
mission, snogged Rollo, which I didn't want to see but it kept him quiet.
When she pulled back, Rosie went to put the tape over his mouth but just as
she reached him he said, "I thought you didn't know!"
"No, that's what Dave told you." Rosie's said, putting her face
really close to his face. He looked a bit scared and the Viking Bride but the tape over his mouth.
I said, "Rosie, we need rope to tie the next one up with. We've run out
of dressinggown cord."
5 minutes later
"Right. So far we have Dec and Rollo tied up. Which leaves Edward, Tom, Sven and Dave." Jools said, pacing in front of us. We were all sitting on the bed now.
"Yes and we're going to have to work fast, they're going to notice that
Rollo is missing." I said.
And that's when the door opened,
"Go! Jools! Georgia!" Rosie said in her armyvoice.
Rosie had already jumped, god she can be so quick when she wants to be, we're so lucky he froze. Must have been in shock. We had tied him up and put him next to Dec and Rollo in 1 minute flat. Oh we were good. I pulled the mask off it was Tom: the Voley one. No wonder he froze, must have learnt it a ramblers club: when being attacked, freeze. Rosie had already put tape over his mouth.
Where did she get the tape from anyway?!
When she was done she said, "Right Georgia, Jools, I think we should just run into the living room now. There is only Sven, Ed and Dave left."
I nodded and said,
"Rosie, you run in the living room and get Sven to chase
you out the house, Ed'll probably go see where Sven went. When Ed runs out the living room, me and Jools will get him."
Rosie nodded and Jools said, "Ok, let's go!"
Rosie did some yoga breathing, ran out her room, down the stairs and out the house. All the time screaming like mad woman (which she is).
2 minute later
It worked! Sven just chased her into the garden. Ed came out the living room and we just tackled him, rugby style. We had him tied up and pushed him up the stairs to join the others. I have changed my mind about the plan, Dave said that we musn't get him but I think we should. So me and Jools ran into the living room and tied Dave up as well. The rest of the Ace Gang helped take him up the stairs. They were going mad as they didn't really know what was going on. Teehee.
10 minutes later
All boys are tied up and the masks were off. Me and Jools have explained everything to the Ace Gang
Dave had many comments to make,
"KittyKat, this wasn't part of the plan! That's not fair! You lied to me!"
I shut him up with one comment and a piece of tape
"All is fair in love and war Dave."
Haha! The tables have turned! The boys are tied up and the girls are in
control.
30 seconds later
Now what?
5 seconds later
Yes! Idea! Or rather Jas and Ellen being so annoying. They just want to be with their boyfriends.
2 minutes later
We have taken the tape off the boys' mouth. They moaned like pensioners. It was vair vair funny.
20 minutes later
We all sat down stairs. Except for Rosie. She is lying on the sofa with Sven.
5 minutes later
I don't believe it. Everyone has left the stairs for the sofa. Rosie and
Sven are on one, then on the other sofa is Ellen with Dec and Jas with Tom. Mabs was sitting next to Ed, on the last sofa with Rollo and Jools. Dave was sitting on the armchair. I didn't want to be left alone. I sat on Dave's lap. Well, he pulled me onto it. Jas gave me a bit of a look. This wouldn't have happened, ol' knickers, if you had though so kindly of saving me a space.
2 minutes later
Yay we are going to watch a movie!
30 seconds later
I don't know how this happened but we are watching a scary movie. All the girls are snuggled up with there boyfriends. Like pathetic elfs. Pft. Dave put his arm around me. in a matey way of course.
2 minutes later
I really don't like the film. I'll go get a drink so I don't have to
watch it.
10 seconds later
I'm trying to get up but Dave is just clinging onto me
"Dave! I want to go and get a drink."
"Oh okay KittyKat."
He had that cheeky grin on his face and winked at me as I got up. I wonder what that could mean? Has he forgotten that just a few days ago I was the girlfriend of a Lurve God? Now I am not because of him. Ah well.
1 minute later
Head in the fridge. There is so much in here it's like a super market. Oh
my giddy God's pajama's! Someone just grabbed my waist and made me jump. A lot.
"Its okay, Sex Kitty, it's only me."
Dave just started kissing the top of my shoulder really lightly and then my neck. It feels marvy and I am melted neck girl. Groovy bananas! He span me round and kissed me really gently and then he pulled away. Stop pulling away!
"Dave?"
"Yes, KittyKat?"
"How did you know I was going to the theme park with the Ace Gang? And how did you know we were coming back to stay at Rosie's? How did you get in?"
"What's with all the question KittyKat?"
"I want to know that's all."
"Well…"
He started kissing my neck again, then pulled away and said "You have got a friend called Jas, and you have said it yourself Sex Kitty, that she is Radio Jas. Jas tells Tom everything and he told us, naturally, so we decide to find you girls at the theme park and then play are little game."
"You are stalking Mr. Laugh."
"Ah KittyKat, it was just a bonus that you were there. Tom said that Jas
said you might not go after what happened on Friday night with
thehomosexual."
"Is there anything you don't know?"
I didn't realize how close we where, he had his arms around my waist and my hands were on his shoulders. How did that happen?
"Of course I know everything KittyKat, I'm the Vati aren't I?"
He had a really smug look on his face.
"Yeah Dave you're the Vati."
"No KittyKat say it like you mean it!"
"Dave the Laugh you are the Vati!
Are you happy now?"
"No."
"What's wrong now?"
"Well KittyKat, I told you something by the river and at the theme park and you seem to be ignoring that."
Oh fanbloodytastic. Here comes Dave the UnLaugh, being serious. Then he push me against the wall, he was pinning me against the wall! I couldn't move he is going to snog me again. That is not the matey thing to do and if I didn't maybe love him I would have to give him a very stern talking off.
"Georgia I want to know how you really feel about me and no stupid mate stuff."
He stared into my eyes like a eyestarer. What? No snog? I had puckered up and everything. Still he really looked fit when he was serious. I just stood there. Wel,l I tried to think. God he really is gorgy. I've gone all jelliod! Maybe I really love Dave, I said it to Jas, but didn't think I meant it in a really love way, he's my best guy mate! He is just looking at me like a looking thing. What do I say!?!
"I
"Rollo came in and started sniggering like a twit,
"Dave get off of Georgia! Ah you minx! We're starting a game Rosie's wants you to play."
Thank you Rollo! You have truly manifique timing, don't you?
And I didn't know what I was going to say anyway. Dave turned to Rollo.
"Just a minute, mate."
"Dave you can snog Georgia's face off later." he was getting annoyed
now he came and pulled Dave and me into the living room. Isn't that nice?
"So, Rosie what's the game?" Jas asked
"Well I was thinking that we play Murder In The Dark but with a twist: boys against girls. When one person catches someone else, they have to snog them for 30 seconds. You get it?
For example, if the boys are it first and Tom catches Jas he has to snog her on the lips for 30 seconds or more." Rosie
just winked at Sven.
"So shall we play?"
5 minutes later
I can't believe that we are going to play this game. All the lights have
been turned off and the boys are 'it' first in the living room, us girls
have all gone and hide. I'm hiding under the stairs cupboard, when someone
gets you and has kissed you, you have to go and sit in the living room for the game to end. I really hope no one finds me. I do not want to tempt the bottom. I have already snogged Dave who is my mate today.
10 minutes
I think I'm scarred for life. I really don't like this game! We have had
a couple of rounds of this game and I have been kissed by Sven twice! Erlack
Erlack erlack! Did I say I hated this game?
Because I really hate this game. I basically banged heads with Rollo
as he just walked right into me. Ouch.
20 minutes later
YES! Last round! Finally! The girls are it, which I don't mind as I just
pretended I'm looking but don't go and find anyone. I am a genius.
2 minutes later
Pretend to look, humming to myself 'The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Pants'. God this game is boring.
"Hey, aren't you supposed to be looking for people? Namely me?" Dave whispered right in my ear.
"Well"
Then I was push against the wall, just like earlier.
"Dave! I'm meant to find you."
"Yes but I found you. I just wanted to hear what you were going to say
before Rollo so rudely interrupted are conversation. Remind me to inflict severe duffing up on him, Jack the Biscuit style."
"Dave…. I ….well..."
"Georgia, today! Stop being Ellen and please tell me."
I just snogged him with an inch of his life and he went all jelliod.
He said, "Nergh"
"I love you Dave."
I pushed him off and went round the corner.
"Georgia!!"
Dave just found me
"Georgia, wait, I, I love you."
"I love you too."
"KittyKat, will you be my officially snogging partner"
M that could be nice. He is tip top in the snogging department and is a laugh and a terrific mate and I really do like him I think I –
"Gee"
Oh right!
"Of course Mr. Laugh. Does that make me Mrs. Laugh?"
Then the lights came on. Dammit!
"Dave! You just can't seem to keep your hands off Georgia! Now come! We all waiting for you two!"
Why does Rollo always interrupt us?
5 minutes later
They were all back in the living room snuggled up with are boyfriends. Rosie has decided to ask questions everyone has to answer. Whatever, no one knows me and Dave are officially snogging partners.
2 minutes later
The question is that everyone must answer is:
"Who was your best snog with?"
Rollo said Jools
Jools said Rollo,
Ellen said Dec,
Jas said Tom,
Tom said Jas,
Mabs said Edward,
Edward said Mabs,
Sven said Rosie,
Rosie said Sven,
Of course everyone said there boyfriends you fools. That is my nub and gist. Well the boys said their girlfriends, obviously. They are not homosexuals. Its
Dave's turn now... time for the big announcement.
"Well, of course, the best snog I've ever had was with is …