Hey here is the next chappie
I hope you guessed Dave's answer right if you didn't you should be ashamed of yourself, it really was obvious.
Dave's turn now... time for the big announcement.
"Well, of course, the best snog I've ever had was with is …
Chapter 3
"GET UP!!! GEOGIA! DAVE! NOW!!"
1 minute later
"Well, of course, the best snog I've ever had was with…"
That's when Dave put his arm around me and said, "Georgia."
It's my turn and I can see Dave looking at me from the corner of his eye, Rosie already knows the answers as we were talking about this at the camping fiasco.
"Well... Mmm… I think it's …"
I turned to Dave and said, "Dave."
Everyone is looking at us liking looking things. It's getting really annoying now. Stop looking at us you loons!
"Ah, are you two officially snogging partners?!?!" Jas screamed at me.
Dave just nodded then kissed me. As if he thought he had to prove it, he is so over confident. Ah but that's why I love him.
2 minutes later
After Dave kissed me, the boys roared up and cheered, with the girls joining in soon after they had started.
"Finally! You two are together! We all knew this was going to happen. It's just you two were too blind to see it.", said Rosie.
I said to Rosie, "A cuisse un moi?"
"Come on Gee! We all knew that you and Dave are perfect for each other. It's like you two share a brain, even when you were going out with the Luuurve God."
"Homosexual!" Dave butted in.
I just sat there. I couldn't believe we were having this conversation. With all the boys.
1 minute later
Wait just a minute! Where did Mabs and Ed go??
20 seconds later
"Hey KittyKat, if we do share a brain, then can you tell me what I'm thinking?"
Why would I be able to Dave what he is thinking? He is as bad as the rest of them! Now here he is grinning like a loon at me, it's starting to get a bit freaky.
"That everyone here are as crazy as crazy loons on loon tablets for thinking that we share a brain, because we obviously don't."
"Well KittyKat, I think that you did just read my mind, as that was what I was thinking! Do you read all my thoughts?"
"I told you Gee!!!" Rosie said, very happy with herself.
"Lucky guess that's all." I said to her.
Everyone was just saying 'Yeah, okay Gee, if you say so….' and nodding their heads. This is so annoying. Dave and I don't share a brain! I don't have his dirty minx-minds's thoughts, do I? He doesn't even seem bothered about any of this…
5 seconds later
Dave just whispered in my ear. No one could hear .
"Don't worry KittyKat, I don't have any rudey-dudey dirty thoughts."
What the hell?!? It's like he does share my brain!! Oh my giddy God! They were right! No wonder Dave always finds me…
30 seconds later
The living room door swung open. We all screamed. Ha that was funny the boys screaming like girls. Oh Lord Sandra! That look on Dave's face was the best. It was Mabs and Ed who just came in the living room.
"Hey Mabs! You have been gone for like 10 minutes!!" Rosie said, really close to her face. She was waving both her hands at Mabs. The Ace Gang started laughing like loons as we knew what Rosie was getting at. The boys just sat there staring, they didn't get Rosie's little joke.
"I don't get it!" Dave whispered into my ear.
I just smiled, nostril flaring and everything, he just looked all confused. Hehe... I know something Dave doesn't!
10 minutes later
Rosie has said that the boys can stay the night. Mabs had to go home, so Ed said he'll go too. He obviously didn't want to be a goosegog and Rosie had just sorted out where everyone is going to sleep. There are only 6 quilts so everyone has to share with someone. Of course the boys are sharing with their girlfriends, Rosie has decided that she and Sven will sleep in her parents room, there is the guest room and her room and she is thinking of a way to decide you gets the rooms. And who gets the sofa bed.
5 minutes later
She is undecided. You can tell by her face, which is quit funny.
"Ace Gang meeting in my room!" she shouted quickly and ran off.
"How are we deciding this then?" Jas said.
"Well, I think that the person to get the guest room is whoever out of you girly lot has got the highest on the snogging scale. So do I hear 6…"
"9!" Jools shouted quickly.
"What?! You've got to 9?! Really? Well, the room is yours unless someone can beat it…" Rosie said.
Jools got the guest room and has run down to tell Rollo. Next is Rosie's room, but before Rosie could say anything Jas jumped up and said 8. Rosie just nodded. Jas ran to tell Tom. I can't believe it. Me and Ellen are left now and the winner, as Rosie's
calls it, gets the sofa bed and the loser get the three sweaters on the other side of the living room. That's so small for 2 people! Giddy God I hope Ellen hasn't got far up the snogging scale with Dec...
"So who goes first" Rosie was really close to are faces
I was thinking me and Dave got higher.
I said "6 ¾."
"What about you Ellen?" Rosie asked, really nicely as if she knew it would be lower than me.
"A …bit …of …... erm…….. 7."
Ellen went bright red and shy. I can't bloodily believe it! Ellen has beaten me on the snogging scale! I have only got to 6 ¾ on the scale! Crap! Rosie was in total shock like me. Ellen gets the bed and me and Dave have to share a sofa. Ellen went off to tell Dec the good news, I trailed behind. This was humiliating. At least the boys don't know how we decided.
"So, KittyKat, where are we?" Dave was at the bottom of the stairs with that cheeky grin of his, he must have heard Ellen tell Dec the good news. He already knows, but he seems happy that we have the small sofa to share.
"Dave, I think you know...
"….that we get the sofa!"
"Good guess." Not.
He had such a smug look on his face, it was really starting to freak me out. What's wrong with him?
20 minutes later
After all that was sorted, getting all the pillows and quilts was next. God what a lot of work. That and everyone is very tuckered out. The Ace Gang have gone off to get in their beds.
Ellen said, "Wait…err…like…what …are ….like…?"
"Split it out Ellen! For Godsakes!"
Jools was annoyed.
"Well, you know, what are the, err, boys wearing to sleep? In, you know, M."*
Every one just looked at each other, remembering that they only have the clothes they came in (their robber clothes).
"Sven sleeps in his boxers."
" Way too much information Rosie! Didn't need to know that!" Jools said, with a funny face.
10 minutes later
We are changed. Me and Ellen said goodnight to the rest of the Ace Gang. Rosie, Jas and Jools have gone to their room with their boyfriends (oo-er!). No dirty thinking thoughts, you dirty thinking minxes.
2 minutes later
Me and Ellen just walked into the living room, only to find Dec and Dave fighting on the floor, arguing about something. I don't really know what. When we walked in they jumped apart and did that boy thing that boys do. I don't know don't ask me! I have only just realized that the boys are only in their boxers and a t-shirt. Ellen has gone bright red again. It's so funny.
30 seconds later
"So KittyKat…"
"Yes Dave?"
That's when he picked me up in a fireman's carry and walked over to the sofa and threw me on it.
"David!"
"Oh don't call me by that KittyKat. I really don't like it."
Hahaha! I have a way of annoying Dave. Teehee…
5 minutes later
The nub and gist of it is that Dave is lying on the sofa, has pulled me in front of him and has his arm around me. According to him it's so I don't fall off, whatever he is just a naughty, cheeky minx.
3:32 am Sunday
I can't sleep. Everyone is asleep. Even Dave. He is so close to me that he is breathing on my neck, which is all tickly. Dec snores. He is so bloody loud! At least Dave doesn't snore, but he does sleep talk, let us not forget that. He has just started:
"No don't please!"
"Why???"
"Bugger all of them!"
"I hate you! No… I love you!"
What in the name of Lord Sandra is he talking about?! I will never know. Dave's even more of a loon than me, that's for sure. I can't sleep. I'll get a glass of water from the kitchen.
5 minutes later
No use. Dave has me in an iron grip thingy and won't let go. This is so annoying. I can barely move. Every time I move I swear his grip gets tighter! Twist, turn, turn again… it's not working. I bet he's not even really asleep. What do I do?! I need to go to the piddley diddley department.
2 minutes later
I'm going to tickle him! Rightio… turn over so I'm facing him. 3...2...1…now. Tee hee. He let go straight away! Thank God! He has turned over. And guess what? Oh I fell off the sofa, that's what! Why is Dave always right?
5 minutes later
In the kitchen. I can't find any cups. Humming. Finally found a cup. I'll clean it first.
30 seconds later
Wow! I forgot that Rosie's fridge has like everything! What to have? I'll have a coffee.
10 seconds later
No wait I'll be more awake! Bad idea! What to have, hmmm…..
5 seconds later
"What are you doing?"
I turned around and Dave was yawning as he said it. I knew he wasn't sleeping. What a cheeky minx. He was holding me as tight as he could on purpose.
"Well David I couldn't sleep with Dec snoring, but then you would know about that as you couldn't sleep either, could you"
He just groaned. He really doesn't like being called David.
"I was asleep KittyKat! It's just that big thud woke me. It must have been your big conk hitting the floor."
I have just given him my very worst look and turned around. I'm just going to have some water and I am going to ignorez vousing him for that comment. That was so rude! He is going to get the cold shoulder for that one.
30 seconds later
Got water from the tap and had a quick drink. Dave's just staring at me. I'll just leave the cup in the sink. Dave just came up behind me, put his arms around my waist and his chin on my shoulder.
"Don't get mad KittyKat, it's only a little joke."
I just pushed him away. It's funny when Dave gets worried. Dave just stood still. I'm going to walk right passed him and not look. That should be easy, right? Wrong. I just tried to walk past him but he grabbed my arm and said, "Gee, I'm sorry. Please talk to me."
"You should be David."
He groaned again. He hates to be called David. It's so funny.
"Gee! Don't call me that! I hate it! I'll call you Georgia…"
Thinking.
5 seconds later
I do hate it when he calls me Georgia, he only calls me that when he's going to be serious or something.
"Fine!"
"Good KittyKat."
He just patted me on the head! He really does think I'm a cat! Right! Cold
shoulder again. Walking into the living room.
1 minute later
How did Dave beat me in here? Now he lying on the sofa all smug. I'll show him! I'll walk over and sit on the floor.
5 seconds later
That didn't work. I got to the sofa and Dave pulled me down again in front of him so I turned away from him. Haha! That will teach him.
1 minute later
He is breathing down my neck. Just to annoy me. It's all tickly and cold.
1 minute later
I turned over and blew into to his face.
"Stop it Dave."
"So you talk KittyKat!"
"Dave..."
And he just snogged me to within an inch of my life! I went all jelliod.
2 minutes later
God that was a good snog.
"Great snog KittyKat."
Maybe we do share a brain! It's like he knows what I'm going to say. He'll start finishing my sentences to annoy me soon.
10 minutes later
I just snogged Dave. He did that moaning thing and went all jelliod too. Hehe...
I made Dave go all jelliod.
Some time later
We had a bit of a snog fest. My mind didn't go off into Loon Ville like usual. My head is on Dave's chest, I can hear his heart beating. It's really slow. I think he starting to fall asleep I feel very tuckered out myself maybe I should…
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Sunday
6am
Rosie and Sven have just ran around the house banging a sauce pan with a wooden spoon! They are making so much bloody noise! What normal person gets up at this time?!?! Oh wait, Rosie and Sven aren't normal. Foolish of me to think so.
"GET UP!!! GEOGIA! DAVE! NOW!!"
"What the hell?! What in the name of Lord Sandra is going on Rosie??"
Jools was in the living room. Wait… everyone is here.
"We have to tidy up. Now. Quick! Come on! Hurry up!"
Rosie started pushing and shooing everyone to tidy up their beds and get dressed. What is wrong with that girl?! Oh my giddy Cod Fish! I don't remember the living room being such a mess! Everything is out of place. My God.
10 minutes later
Record-breaking time or what? Everything is spotless. No mess in sight and we're dressed. Are we good or what? Everyone is just coming down the stairs.
"Come on! Out! Out! Now!!"
"ROSIE!! WHAT IS GOING ON?!" Jas screamed.
I really don't like Jas in the morning, she is not a morning lark or whatever, the quiz LIED. I bet Tom's never see her like this, all huffy and puffy and angry.
"Look, I'll talk later. You lot have to go now."
She was even pushing Sven out of the door! God what the hell is wrong with her?!
5 minutes later
Rosie only stopped going mad when we were around the corner. Out of sight.
Dec said, "Bloody hell! What rattled her cage?"
"I don't know. I've never seen Rosie like that." Jas said.
Tom seemed to have calmed her down. Yay Vole Man! He has used the way of the twig to infuse calmosity into El Fringey.
"Well ...Eer…well…where …er, are... We, you know, Going..."
It's 6:40 am on a Sunday. Rosie throw us out of her house at this time! And non of us can go home this early. Well, Sven just ran off. I don't know where. Probably to his cave or something. My nub is he is gone. Do not bother me. I am tired.
"We'll have to hit the park." Dave said.
Everyone just nodded like nodding things. Which is what they are.
10 minutes later
At the park
Me, Jas, Ellen and Jools are just sitting on the swings. I don't know where the boys got a football from, but they got one. At least it's not cold out, this morning it's actually quiet nice. Really. The sun is all shiny and-
"Georgia watch out!!"
5 minutes later
"Gee you ok?? Gee?!"
"Yes I'm fine Jas! Stop waving your hand in front of my face!"
"But the ball was coming straight at you and Jools pushed you and you fell off the swing and hurt your bum-oley and-"
"Yes Jas I know. Believe it or not I was actually there. Lurking in the shadows."
She gave me her mad vole look. Which is pretty scary. But my botty really does hurt.
10 minutes later
The boys want us to play football against them as it's not really working two on a side.
"Let's do boys vs. girls." Rollo said
"Don't be stupid Rollo! The girls barely know how to play."
"No, let's play girls vs. boys." Jools piped up.
5 minutes later
Lots of arguing but we playing. The first game is me, Jas, Tom and Dave vs. Dec, Ed, Jools, and Ellen. How they convinced us to play this game is beyond me,
"Right! Jools gets kick off."
"3…2…1… go!!!"
Tom is like referee.