For legal purposes: I do not own Samurai Deeper Kyo. I do not own Rurouni Kenshin. I do not own any anime that I might use in this fic. I only own characters that I have created which can be used and abused by other authors as they see fit.

xZig-zagx
2005-10-03
ch 1, signed

I have a topic. Why do people feel the need to fill with a bunch of Mary Sue and Gary Sue crap? Why must they ruin fanfics by making horribly OOC crossovers? Why must they character rape my favorite characters with unbelieveable crossovers? And why am I wasting my time with this fic?

Anthony: Well I hope you guys had a good Halloween.

Soujiro: (Uber hyper) Hiigotalotofcandyfromthesenicepeopleandnowican'tstopfeellinghyperwaitdoyouhaveanycandybecauseireallylikecandyespeciallychocolateireallylikechocolatewowithinkicouldrepaintmyroomwiththisenergy

Anthony: What the hell are you talking about?

Shishio: Soujiro how much candy did you eat?

Soujiro: Ilikecandydoyouhaveanymorebecauseittastesreallygoodandmakesmefeelallhappyandgoodandheyisthatacatovertherewowithinkitslookingatmeimgoingtoraceitandwowilikecandy.

Shishio: Danmit! Soujiro had too much sugar again. He always gets this way around Halloween. That's why we never take him trick or treating any more.

Anthony: Right, I can see why that's a good idea. Hey Kyo are you feeling alright?

Kyo: (Playing Halo2) Fucking die you Covenant bastards! DIE! DIE! DIE!

Benitora: He's been like this for a while. He gets into game a little too much.

Kyo: HA I got the sword, now you're all going to suck it bitches!

Anthony: Danm! I need those two to help me host. I have an idea which conveniently ties into my topic for today. Benitora, Shishio I'll need you help.

The theme music starts playing and we go to the set.

Anthony: Today's show is all about OCness in fanfics. Tonight we have two special co hosts. First OC Soujiro

OC Soujiro: (not smiling or cheerful) hi.

Anthony: Right, and our next co host is OC Kyo

OC Kyo: (Happy) it's so great to be here. I just want to wish everyone a great day.

Anthony: O.K. And for our two special guest from Samurai Deeper Kyo, the Red Tiger, Benitora.

Benitora: Hi to all anime fans.

Anthony: And last but not least from Rurouni Kenshin, the Flame of Hell, Shishio.

Shishio: This show is weak it should be destroyed.

Anthony: (staring) Right I'll get right on that. But first our topic, how do you guys feel about OCness in fanfics?

OC Soujiro: (Dull and bored) its o.k. I guess. I don't really know all that much.

Shishio: This Soujiro is useless; OC is not how our creators wanted us. It might be alright in small doses but it takes away from what we are inside. (Looks at the readers) And if any of you think that you can turn me into a weak pacified version of me than I will kill you and send you to Hell!

OC Kyo: That's not very nice Shishio. I like anything and everything. These authors are putting their soul into their works and I think they can change characters to fit their vision.

Benitora: It looks like Kyo but man Kyo would kill you if he heard what you said. I don't care what authors make me into but just make it good and keep something of the original character if you don't then why not make a new character and don't ruin an existing one.

Anthony: Good answers all the next question is: "Why must they ruin fanfics by making horribly OOC crossovers? Why must they character rape my favorite characters with unbelieveable crossovers?" Yes it sucks when you get different characters who have nothing to do with each other and make a fic about it. Just like if some one made a fic with swordsmen from different animes and set in different time…wait… Danmit you're talking about fics like this.

OC Kyo: There is no need to curse. Everyone has different preferences and you can not hold it against you. Also xZig-zagx Crossovers are not bad things when you get use to the interesting and original concept that the author is using.

(Kyo comes in followed by a still sugar crazed Soujiro)

Kyo: I just beat Halo2 and I hear all this crap coming from the set. And low and behold this bitch is talking about shit that is pointless. xZig-zagx is right crossovers suck and you suck for supporting them.

Anthony: Finally my real co hosts are back. You know the drill, fight to the death to please the readers.

Soujiro: IallreadykilledtheothermebecausehedidnotgivemeanycandyandilikecandyandidontlikeOCnessinfanficsbecauseilikemeasmuchasilikecandynowletsgetsomesugarnowaitlestgetcandycuscandyhaschocolatandilikechocolat.

(OC Soujiro lies dead in a pool of his blood while sugar high Soujiro keeps babbling on)

Anthony: Now Kyo kill this punk cause I can't stand OCness in my fic.

OC Kyo: We can all discuse this over a nice c… (Kyo cuts his head off)

Kyo: Another chapter another person I kill on this stage. I like this fic I get to kill so many jackasses.

Anthony: We're going to put Soujiro in a padded room till he stops being messed up… ok messed up more than he all ready is. Good bye and good luck.

---------------

A.N. To the sacred night- Thanks for all the posts. I got several good ideas about upcoming shows. Also I have not heard of Planet Ladder but I'll look into it as a possible source for this and other fics. Keep reviewing

Thanks xZig-zagx for the idea. And for you question on why waste time of this fic… I don't know why I waste my time on this fic it just seems like a good idea.

Keep reviewing all.