-1Hacked Enemies
Combine two random monsters and get a new one! What horrors are in store for the group this time.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything except the concept and a pint of Irish Cider.
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"I HATE THE SWIRLY SCREEN!" Yuffie yelled as her, Barret and Cloud were hurled head first into yet another battle where the layout of Northern crater temporarily changed to make way for whatever it was they had planned for what might just be the must unlucky group of heroes. The swirly screen beforehand always made Yuffie sick.
But this time was different for one the normal battle music was replaced with something… slightly orchestral. Some might call it the greatest boss music of all of the different Final Fantasies but then again, those people haven't played Final Fantasy V. Or at least haven't got that far with it.
Enough product placement.
What was revealed was a tonberry, silver in colour with a trademark knife and lantern, but also with a surprising addition, a solitary wing protruding out of its shoulder.
It was the One-Winged-Tonberry.
"Okay, I think this means we are screwed here."
"What do you mean Spike, the things can't even walk before getting a face full of lead." Barret said, aiming the Missing score at the tonberry. It hit, a random symbol appeared above the tonberry's head as it keeled over in defeat.
"Whoa, how did that happen?"
"Where do you think I've been putting all those Knight materia things. They make great fuel for this baby." Barret said, patting the empty slots on his weapon "What the?"
"My precious. My precious." Said Yuffie, huddling with the Summon materia. Cloud and Barret thought it might be a good idea to back away from the crazy teenager at this moment in time.
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