I Do not own anything. There guys I said it. (Starts crying) I hope you're all happy
Kyo: Actually I am.
Anthony: Hi guys I bet your wondering what we here on the show have been doing. Well we lost the studio where we taped the show. And it took a very long time to get it back.
---Flashback—
Xellos: Hey I got some bad news they're closing the studio.
Soujiro: But we're going to have this contest and if we don't get through the guy portion we'll never get to the girl portion and we had great ideas for it.
Xellos: Well the studio is closing you just have to cancel the show and the contest.
Anthony: Come on Xellos you're my lawyer isn't there anything you can do to get the show back on?
Xellos: Actually there is something you three can do. According to the contract you can keep the show on if you complete a task.
Kyo: Fine what is it?
Xellos: You have to find a Cambodian midget amputee who lives in the heart of Africa because aliens brained washed her to kill Prussian Prime Minister, and is an over weight hermaphrodite with Bi-Polar tendencies. Then find a speckled goat that is considered a God in Turkey and get them to marry in a legal binding ceremony. And film the entire ceremony with a 1912 camera.
Kyo: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soujiro: I have to second that.
Anthony: I can't believe that I signed this. All right gang lets get this done.
----End Flashback----
Anthony: That was one crazy year man.
Soujiro: That was a nice wedding despite everything that we went through.
Kyo: The reception was sub-par at best. I blame the bride's family.
Soujiro: Their goats, they have no taste.
Anthony: Guys we got the show back. (All three of us do an elaborate series of high fives for three minutes)
Soujiro: So now what?
Anthony: Now we start the show.
Theme music starts to play
Anthony: Welcome back to Politically Anime Incorrect back from a long hiatus. With me is the smiling samurai Soujiro Seta.
Soujiro: (Big smile) It's great to be back.
Anthony: Also joining me is the demon eyed assassin, Demon eyes Kyo.
Kyo: I hope this was worth all the crap I had to go through.
Anthony: Right and today we're talking about doppelgangers in anime. And to help us we have the main character from the new series D. Gray Man, Allen Walker.
Allen: Thank you for having me.
Anthony: Also from another new series Black Cat the main character Train Heartnet.
Train: (With his mouth full of food) Mmmm uummmm.
Anthony: Right… lets start with you Allen can you tell the audience about yourself.
Allen: I'm 15 years old and a member of the Black Order which is a secret order that is trying to save the world from Akuma which are living weapons that are powered by the souls of the dead. My weapon is my left arm that is actually an anti-Akuma weapon.
Anthony: All right that's nice. Now let me ask you a very simple question…how are you not Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist?
Allen: Um… well we're very different people.
Kyo: Oh hell come one you're just like Ed. You're an orphan who gained his abilities after you tried to raise your dead parent (Ed's mom in his case, your dad in your series) using a forbidden power. You both turned your parents into monsters. You were both taken in by legendary yet mean people who trained in to be powerful individuals. Hell both of your series take place during the same period in history the late 1800's early 1900's.
Anthony: Both of you became the youngest members of highly powerful orders that have a very selective membership. Both of you have a special arm that allows you to use your special abilities.
Soujiro: Also you look a lot like Ed. If you got rid of the scar on your left eye and grow your hair longer and dye it blond you look just like Ed. Also although you don't have a brother, that guy Lavi looks and kinda acts like Al.
Allen: (Looking nervous) Umm umm…
Anthony: Will just give you a moment to think that over while we talk to our other guest the Kenshin, Vash the Stampede hybrid Train Heartnet.
Train: Well I use to be number 13 of the Chronos numbers, which is a group of elite assassins. I changed my ways after meeting a cute bounty hunter named Saya. When she died I left Chronos and became a bounty hunter and vowed never to kill again.
Kyo: So you're just like that pansy Kenshin. Oh no I killed someone how will I deal with my self…bull shit. Stop getting all emo because you use to kill people. You don't see me getting all sad and depressed.
Anthony: You also are just like Vash the Stampede with your gun skills and the way you act like a complete idiot one minute and then being a badass the next. You two are also gluttons who eat everything in sight.
Soujiro: Remember illegal copies are infringement of copyright. (Smiles)
Anthony: Hey Allen we have another surprise for you. Come out here Ed.
Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist comes out to the stage
Ed: DOPPELGANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Points at Allen, turns his arm into a sword and starts chasing Allen)
Allen: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Starts running away)
Anthony: Now for you Train…what the…
Train Heartnet, Vash the Stampede, and Kenshin are all sitting around eating doughnuts and talking.
Anthony: You guys are support to be fighting each other. Why aren't you?
Kenshin: We don't want to fight each other, that we don't.
Vash: Yea peace. (Shows peace sign)
Train: Yes Peace love and happiness. (Allen is being chased Ed in the background)
Kyo: O.K that's it! You pacifist bastards have fucking pissed me off for the last time. (Draws sword) I'll show you bastards what killing is about. (Fight breaks out)
Soujiro: Well maybe the reason that some characters are copied from one series to another is because the original character is popular enough and creators and writers just take something popular from one series and put it in the new animes.
Anthony: Nice ending Soujiro and that is it for the first episode after one and a half years gone. I hope people remember this fic and we will have another episode soon. (Xellos teleports in and whispers in my ear) Ohh that's good. Looks like the contest is back on with new participants, back by popular demand.
A.N. Yes I am back. Some of you might be wondering why I didn't update sooner I'll give you the simple answer, I'm lazy. I had stuff to do and I keep putting this on the backburner. Well I'm not making that mistake again. This is my flagship story and I will continue it.
The topic for this chapter came from watching D. Grey Man. I was watching the show and I just keep thinking "Allen is just like Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist" I also noticed it with Train while I read the Black Cat Manga. So I decided to use this story to rant about it.
Please keep reviewing this story and thanks to everyone who has stuck with me.