Always win Chocobo race
If you actually put the time in for this mini-game/side-quest you will remember how much of a pain in the ass it was. Even with the 4 shoulder button trick most times you'd still end up at the back of the pack with no way through. Fortunately I now can make the damn birds work in my favour. Or should I say Tifa's?
Disclaimers: I own nothing but the "Plot bunny brand cheat device"
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"And the winner is… Boko! Would Boko and his rider Miss Lockheart please come to the podium to accept their price for winning this S ranked race." The announcers voice boomed over the sound system.
It was unreal, no matter what the chocobo, Tifa always won when she offered to ride it. Boko was only a basic Yellow chocobo who was normally only good for ferrying people across the marsh to avoid the giant snake in the Marsh.
But under Tifa's control… and riding crop…
No! Bad thoughts! I must banish them, be gone! Cloud shouted in his mind, the train of thought going along the similar lines to the narration. But there was definitely something up, he had always felt that he connected with chocobos the best in the group, they can see the resemblance, Barret joked.
But still whenever he tried an S rank race he always came second behind the guy with the Black Chocobo, his name slipped memory but it was said he was the best chocobo jockey on the planet.
"Congratulations boobs, I mean Teef." Cid said after a correcting elbow to the gut from Cloud "That fancy pants never stood a chance did he."
"I guess not." Tifa said, wiping the sweat off her brow. Cloud took this time to sneak off. He needed to have a conversation with a certain someone.
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"Please tell me you got that recording." Cloud stopped short of entering the Jockey's lounge.
"Don't I always?" He peered round the corner to see the Jockey handing over a tape to someone else.
"Heh, hell of a view as always, I can see why you always stay behind her." The other person said.
"What can I say, its just too distracting." That sent Cloud over the edge, no one treats Tifa like a pure piece of fan service. Especially not some slimy people working at an overly cheesy theme park. He drew his sword…
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"Cloud?" Tifa asked as the blonde swordsman moved towards him in a hurry.
"Tifa, I've think we've had enough play time here, time to go." He said, urging her and Cid out of the Gold Saucer, meteor wasn't going to stop itself after all and he'd rather not be here when they found two dead employees.
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Not so much a cheat, more like randomness but hey. If it works, it works. Don't forget to review.
This times review debate: Who would win? Link (main character from the Legend of Zelda series) or … Sora?