-1Infinite BP
This fic celebrates my completion of high school, wahoo! Same disclaimer applies as always.
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"Waaaaaah!" Shouted Cait Sith as he was chucked un-ceremoniously out of the battle arena for the ninth time, he being elected for two reasons: one, he was a robot and as such disposable, and two, he had drawn the short straw after Yuffie rigged the selection process.
Cloud sighed, and reached through his pockets to cough up yet another 10 GP for the receptionist, so far all they had gotten was 643 battle points and that was because when Cait looked a Ghost ship in the eye the cowardly cat did a runner.
"Who would you like to enter for this battle sir?"
"Cait, again." Cloud responded.
"No, come on man! Please no! I canne' take much more of this."
"Fine, I'll go." Cloud said, leaving the robot alone, apart from one teenage ninja.
"Nyuk, nyuk."
"What are ye up to lassie?" Cait asked, eying her suspiciously.
"Nothing…"
"Doesn't look like nothing."
"Okay, promise not to tell Cloud." Yuffie asked, trying her best puppy dog look.
"Depends, what is it?"
"You know that prize from here that Cloud wanted oh so badly?"
"Yes…"
"Well I already have it!"
"Say what?!"
"Yeah, turns out we have 999999999999999999.9 BP left or something."
"You mean I've been putting my tail on the line for nothing!" Cait shouted as the large metal doors of the battle arena shuddered open and Cloud exited with a bag of BP. "Oh Clou-urk!" Cait began but was cut off by Yuffie grabbing the robot.
"Shut it you pile of fur and bolts!" Yuffie said as silently as possible, trying to get Cait to stop struggling by twisting off its head.
"Yuffie? What's going on?" Cloud asked.
"Nothing Cloud." She said sweetly, despite Cait's muffled protests.
"Okay… could you put me in there one more time please." He said, turning to the receptionist.
"Of course sir, that will be 10GP."
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Heheh, Yuffie's fun to write with. Especially when she's a teenager. Review.
This issue's fight: Bowser vs. Robotnik. Incompetent villains collide!