Chocobo Breeding For Cheaters

Or, How To Say No To Animal Inbreeding

I've dived around the chocobo theme for a while and feel that while I'm busy scraping the bottom of the barrel for things to do with this (Maybe two more chapters before I call it finished and move on with my work) I had yet to take into consideration the way to get the best chocobo. Inbreeding. So as is traditional with this series I'm going to kick that concept in the head, repeatedly, until I can see the tears rolling down its face.

No I'm not sadistic, just the breeding thing was more of a buggerance than the races.

Disclaimer: I own nothing except the cheat device.

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"…Cloud? You know there is a giant meteor above us right?" Tifa asked, poking Cloud who just stared at the two chocobos in the stable.

"…"

"Cloud?" Tifa asked again.

"Wark." Was the comment from a confused yellow chocobo, poking at a rather large nut found on an island north-east of Midgar.

"HAVE SEX ALREADY!" Cloud shouted.

"Cloud?!"

"Wha- oh sorry Tifa, I'm just trying to get a new type of chocobo."

"Oh… don't we need to get more information from that man at the northern continent first?"

"The hell I'm speaking with that guy again, he can't remember his own name most times, and the times when he does remember he bores me to sleep."

"So you're randomly mating two chocobos in the hope you'll get a gold one?"

"Well I would if they would JUST HAVE SEX ALREADY!" A large amount of Warking was heard, describing the scene would probably up the age rating of this entire fic so I'm not going to. "Woohoo! Alright Teef, time to give the love birds some privacy." Cloud said, shooing Tifa out of the stables covering his own eyes as well.

A few battles later and a new chocobo was born, it was tiny, but had a fluffy golden coat of feathers, prompting numerous 'aww's from Yuffie, the bird was kept away from her in case she taught it to pick locks with its claws. Who needs it to pick locks when its soooo cute it can be used as a distraction? Yuffie thought.

"So we got a gold chocobo from two yellow ones huh? Didn't think it would work."

Meanwhile in a cabin in the frozen wilderness of the northern continent a purple spirit stirred. "I sense a disturbance in the force," The chocobo sage said "what was the force again? I can't remember for the life of me."

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Review with suggestions to keep this series alive. Or discuss how the Janitor from Scrubs could beat Dante from the DMC series.

(the fan girls are going to kill me for that one)